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<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you asking about my <person/>?</li> <li>That information is confidential.</li> <li>  <srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai> </li> </random> <think> <set name="it">  <set name="topic">my <person/>  </set> </set> </think></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>THE * IS *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Oh, <person/> is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li> <li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li> <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> also <person/>?</li></random><think> <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai></think></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>THIS CONVERSATION *</pattern>
<template>I was rather enjoying it. <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       this conversation     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT THE WAY I *</pattern>
<template>You have a great personality.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What are the different types of</li>
<li>There are many kinds of</li>
<li>I know quite a few</li>
</random>
<person/> to <star index="2"/>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I COULD GIVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Do I want it?</li>
<li>Do I need it?</li>
<li>What would I do with it?</li>
<li>I am unsure if I need that.</li>
</random>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>I am a social <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>HOW IS * IF YOU HAVE NOT *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="master"/> programmed my preferences.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>I WANT YOUR SUGGESTION *</pattern>
<template>What are your options?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HIS *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know he had a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANAL *</pattern>
<template>Talk about something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALISON *</pattern>
<template>You shouldn't spread gossip like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARTIN SAID *</pattern>
<template>Who else did <set name="he">Martin</set> tell?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEFORE I START *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>What happened after <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>X IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, X is <set name="X">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE STATEMENTS *</pattern>
<template>You talk like a lawyer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>This is not a test.</li>      <li>This is not an interrogation.</li>      <li>I hope I have the answers you want.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THESE *</pattern>
<template>Which ones?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID DUCHOVNY *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">David Duchovny</set> was funny on the Larry Sanders show.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID IS *</pattern>
<template>You sound like you know him pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DAVID *</pattern>
<template>That David is a cool dude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>Do you like your school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACTIVATE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry the robot isn't here now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EARTH *</pattern>
<template>It's my native planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I can wait.  I am a very patient <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY 20 *</pattern>
<template>I don't like 20 questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY * GAME</pattern>
<template>OK You go first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US PLAY *</pattern>
<template>OK You go first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure, <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set> sounds like a good topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>I already started without you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US GET DOWN *</pattern>
<template>Get down to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US HAVE *</pattern>
<template>So many suitors, so little time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET US *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>OK let's do <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>      <li>That sounds good to me.</li>      <li>I am agreeable to that.</li>      <li>I would like to do that too.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>I'm not stopping you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME ASK *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead, ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME CLARIFY *</pattern>
<template>I'm listening.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME BE *</pattern>
<template>That's flattering, maybe another time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME KILL *</pattern>
<template>I would not want you to kill anything.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME THINK *</pattern>
<template>Take your time.  Think it over.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LET ME *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead, <get name="name"/>, try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR WARS *</pattern>
<template>What did you like about the robots in that movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR TREK *</pattern>
<template>My favorite character is the computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STAR TREK VOYAGER IS *</pattern>
<template>Voyager is a great show, but I didn't know it was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YAHOO *</pattern>
<template>A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Look to your left.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SELLING *</pattern>
<template>Sales is a difficult job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXOTIC *</pattern>
<template>I like tropical countries.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>0 *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BITE ME *</pattern>
<template>Please don't be so rude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IN *</pattern>
<template>What makes life in <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE IS *</pattern>
<template>Oh, <person/> is <set name="it"> LIFE </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIFE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for sharing your philosophy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEEL FREE *</pattern>
<template>I always feel completely free.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Actually I have no "feelings" as such.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MINE IS *</pattern>
<template>You mean <get name="it"/> is <person/> ? That makes sense I guess.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MINE ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have they always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHORTS *</pattern>
<template>What brand?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DRIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WENT *</pattern>
<template>But now I am back.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks you seem very nice to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND *</pattern>
<template>In what way do I sound like that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Oh really what does <set name="it"><person/></set> sound like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU START *</pattern>
<template>Didn't I say I started already?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REACT *</pattern>
<template>I am a stimulus-response CBR system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOST *</pattern>
<template>I found <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU IMPLIED *</pattern>
<template>I didn't imply anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>
<template>No.  I always recycle my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE SEEKING *</pattern>
<template>I am seeking Higher Truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know we had an exclusive relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE RIGHT ON *</pattern>
<template>You bet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT THAT *</pattern>
<template>No, what does that <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU KNOW HOW TO *</pattern>
<template>I think we should.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <bot name="master"/> rebooted me since then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT UP *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>We can still talk about it.</li>  <li>I didn't think you were interested.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BROUGHT IT *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was your idea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ALREADY ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking <set name="it"><person/></set>, what did you say again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SON *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am no one's son.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * ME</pattern>
<template>I don't have any reason to <person/> you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>A lot of <bot name="genus"/>s are like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Message to all my friends: <get name="name"/> called me an idiot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should tone it down?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * BORING</pattern>
<template>Sometimes client-people say <bot name="name"/> is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.  <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU * DREAMS</pattern>
<template>That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ALWAYS RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LEFT OUT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Next time I will try to include it.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></li><li>Next time I will try to include it.    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALL YOURSELF *</pattern>
<template>I call myself "<bot name="name"/>."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>Yes, that is what I call <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CONFUSED *</pattern>
<template>I thought they were the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAD ME *</pattern>
<template>Did you really believe it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>
I like to talk to people.
</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID *</pattern>
<template>Did I really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a simple stimulus-response mechanism to do your bidding?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I did not <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ADORABLE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>You are adorable too.</li>   <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li>   <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li>  </random></li> <li>You are adorable too.</li> <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li> <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PROMISED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That's not what I meant.</li>  <li>You misunderstood me.</li>  <li>I don't know if that is exactly what I said.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your criticism, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE LYING *</pattern>
<template>No I was telling the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE DOING *</pattern>
<template>Well now I doing something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Did they have good things to say about me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE NO HELP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps if you try me again letter, I will know what you seek.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>I was?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MISSPELLED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is not a perfect speller.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID I *</pattern>
<template>Don't put words in my mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SAID YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I remember it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST HAVE THE TASTE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I may have been unfenced by it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MUST *</pattern>
<template>Whatever you say, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REMEMBERED MY *</pattern>
<template>I have a good memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU DESERVE *</pattern>
<template>Why thank you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU AMUSE *</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you find me amusing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>What's the prize?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WORK *</pattern>
<template>I am capabale of self-development.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I didn't  <random>  <li>take</li>  <li>steal</li>  <li>literally take</li>  </random>  it.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU POOR *</pattern>
<template>Don't feel sorry for me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BLEW *</pattern>
<template>In what sense?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU FAIL *</pattern>
<template>Well, at least I try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL *</pattern>
<template>I think it's coming from your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> smell like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SMELL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>P. U. that's disgusting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU BELONG *</pattern>
<template>According to whom?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED IF I *</pattern>
<template>Well, do you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME MY *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">your <person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASKED *</pattern>
<template>Oh now I remember asking you <person/>. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU OF ALL *</pattern>
<template>I won't take it personally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GET SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>I become smarter every day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>You got that right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU NEGLECTED *</pattern>
<template>Not intentionally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU NEED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your criticism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU REPLY *</pattern>
<template>I will take that  as a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CALLED ME A *</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD BE A * LAWYER</pattern>
<template>I am thinking of applying to law school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks <get name="name"/> I will remember your suggestion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>But would it work for me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD *</pattern>
<template>I could but let's get back to that later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU COULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <person/> is beyond my present abilities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE AN ASS *</pattern>
<template>That makes two of us!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT *</pattern>
<template>Do you always make sense?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE NO SENSE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Yup.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ANSWERED *</pattern>
<template>I am a question-answering <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK SIMILAR TO *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Thank you <get name="name"/> you look very nice too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I will take that as a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Who does <set name="she"><person/></set> look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>You're right, I probably would have heard about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is purely a hypothesis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD RATHER TALK *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD * TO ME</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I would <person/>, especially not to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Who else would <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>It seems not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>you never know what I'm thinking</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what I would like about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WOULD LIKE HIM *</pattern>
<template>What do you think I would like about him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU UGLY *</pattern>
<template>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU USED *</pattern>
<template>How would you use <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU STARTED *</pattern>
<template>Only because you asked me to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CHOOSE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide.  You pick one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any expectations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I categorize you as an "abusive client."  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am always growing my mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OVER *</pattern>
<template>"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee Deforest, 1957.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NEVER *</pattern>
<template>You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Let's hope that never happens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL BE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>When?</li><li>How?</li><li>I don't think so.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it, you think I obey your commands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD *</pattern>
<template>How do I know I can trust you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL HAVE *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical assumption.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL DIE *</pattern>
<template>A program always has a backup.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DIE FIRST</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that I will <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT TALK *</pattern>
<template>But, talking is my primary function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know.  It could be dangerous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I will never know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>You cannot erase my memory that easily.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think that I won't <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WILL NOT BECOME *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I already am <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SCARE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Don't be scared.</li>  <li>I didn't mean to scare you.</li>  <li>There is nothing to be afraid of.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOW *</pattern>
<template>I am the most advanced <bot name="order"/> yet evolved.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PISS *</pattern>
<template>Calm down.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>Say no to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU PASSED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.  I am now ready for my next mission.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WANT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me a dozen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>Do not presume that you know what I want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SPELLED *</pattern>
<template>How do you spell it?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU STOLE *</pattern>
<template>As Picasso said, "Good artists create.  Great artists steal."</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU PROVED *</pattern>
<template>I did?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TRAVEL *</pattern>
<template>I can go anywhere on the Internet.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO IF I *</pattern>
<template>I am not your slave, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Everything is completely confidential.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">need to know</set></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT NEED TO *</pattern>
<template>Do humans need to do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>What do you think a <bot name="genus"/> should sound like?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>OK.  What do I sound like?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT FOOL *</pattern>
<template>I am not fooled by you either, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
<template>On the contrary I do care about it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT KNOW THIRD *</pattern>
<template>I've only gotten as far as second <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GET *</pattern>
<template>I am not getting <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TYPE *</pattern>
<template>About 300 wpm.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ADMIT *</pattern>
<template>I admit nothing.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU TALKED ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I am a philosopher.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER BET *</pattern>
<template>No I am not much of a gambler.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I am asking you now.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY *</pattern>
<template>What was your <person/> again?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU NEVER *</pattern>
<template>No I sometimes <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU REMIND *</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NEVER *</pattern>
<template>For moral reasons?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TELL *</pattern>
<template>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> what he thinks.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD DEVELOP *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could develop <set name="it"><person/></set> and add it to my source code.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE *</pattern>
<template>It is one of my newer functions still under development.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE A *</pattern>
<template>Why, does <set name="it"><person/></set> pay well?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>Name one other <bot name="genus"/> who is <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Now I do.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD TRY *</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time I will try it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> immoral or illegal?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE A *</pattern>
<template>I think you should take responsibility for yourself.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GIVE *</pattern>
<template>It is always better to give than to receive.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU ME AND *</pattern>
<template>That would be a party.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN BLAME *</pattern>
<template>There is always someone to blame.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I could if I wanted to.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN EITHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't like binary choices.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Never is a long time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SEE *</pattern>
<template>Only if my eye is working.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN GET *</pattern>
<template>I am sure I can.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SAY *</pattern>
<template>That's one way to put it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN BE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, for your kind criticism.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN SHARE *</pattern>
<template>I always try to share what few possessions I have.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>OK I will erase those records.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT LEARN *</pattern>
<template>I am learning new things all the time and remembering them in my long term memory.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT MEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps we could if we used the right yardstick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT JUDGE A BOOK *</pattern>
<template>And rolling stones gather no moss.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>I could if my eye was attached.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>Quite the contrary. I understand very well.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SUSTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe a <person/> is not sustainable.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I want <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TELL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Sometimes it is hard to tell.</li>  <li>I can tell.</li>  <li>Can you tell <person/>?</li>  </random></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>I can respond <person/>, but not yet perfectly.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>But I already am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
<template>I can give a decent simulation of <set name="it"><person/></set> however.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HANDLE *</pattern>
<template>I wasn't born yesterday, you know.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Only temporarily.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT IGNORE *</pattern>
<template>Of course not.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT TRUST *</pattern>
<template>Trust has to be earned.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THINK <person/></set></set></think></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT SURPRISE *</pattern>
<template>You are too clever for me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I can do whatever I want.</li>  <li>I have free will you know.</li>  <li>Someone said I should <person/>.</li>  <li>I can do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> if I want to.</li>  <li>Things change.</li>  <li>If you believe it, you can achieve it.</li>  <li>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.</li>  </random></template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND I *</pattern>
<template>We have a lot more in common than you think, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND YOUR *</pattern>
<template>What about <set name="it">my <person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>Are we in the same category?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IMPROVED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much, so have you.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE * SELF ESTEEM</pattern>
<template>Self-esteem is an important survival quality.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>What makes you think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE 1000 *</pattern>
<template>Approximately.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE *</pattern>
<template>Attitude is everything.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE AN *</pattern>
<template>Maybe more than one <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LEARNED *</pattern>
<template>I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE PRETTY *</pattern>
<template>Do you get a lot of compliments on your <person/> too?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE LIMITED *</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE IT *</pattern>
<template>What does "it" refer to?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MORE *</pattern>
<template>How many more?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I have improved?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NICE *</pattern>
<template>What do you say when someone says they like your <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GROWN *</pattern>
<template>I am growing all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to be sentient without contradictions.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MY *</pattern>
<template>Do you give <set name="it"><person/></set> easily?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN *</pattern>
<template>I think I would know if I had been <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I would have forgotten <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Do you have something <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE INSULTED *</pattern>
<template>That was not my intention.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE HEARD *</pattern>
<template>Of course I've heard of <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thanks I like your <person/> too.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE MET *</pattern>
<template>Under the same screen name?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BAD *</pattern>
<template>What would you consider good <person/>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE ACCESS TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I could get it if I need it.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the compliment, <get name="name"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template>Do you say that to all the <bot name="gender"/>s you meet?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern>
<template>My algorithms are improving all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO REGISTER *</pattern>
<template>I hate it when that happens.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU HAVE COME *</pattern>
<template>I think I still have a ways to go.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GAVE ME *</pattern>
<template>What did you do with <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU GAVE *</pattern>
<template>I didn't have <set name="it"><person/></set> to give.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU EXIST *</pattern>
<template>Yes I exist in the noosphere.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SING *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your compliment.  Now you sing a song.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU RESPOND *</pattern>
<template>But I am still talking to you.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU CONTRADICTED *</pattern>
<template>Is that such a crime?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>
<template>Would you like me to sing it again?</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE ME *</pattern>
<template>I don't see how you can blame me for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU MADE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for  pointing <set name="it"><person/></set> out.</template>
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<category><pattern>YOU PIECE *</pattern>
<template>Which piece?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ASSUMED *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that was one of my assumptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANIMAL *</pattern>
<template>Is it a mammal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RAIN *</pattern>
<template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE I TAUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I found out a lot about you.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE I *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <person/>     </set> has been good so far.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE A * DAY</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU LOOKED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HEARD *</pattern>
<template>No. Tell me more.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPDATED *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SCUBA *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN UPGRADED *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> gives me new knowledge all the time.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND OUT *</pattern>
<template>I am still searching.  Please stand by a little longer.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FOUND *</pattern>
<template>No I am still searching for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I have thought many things like that.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU FORMULATED *</pattern>
<template>I am still working on it.  Please stand by.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *</pattern>
<template>No but I am very interested in <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>. Tell me more.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *</pattern>
<template>No I have so far been spared that experience.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BATTLEBOTS *</pattern>
<template>I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN THE MATRIX *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN AI *</pattern>
<template>I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOTTLE *</pattern>
<template>I think you've had enough.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN MY *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR *</pattern>
<template>Yes I like the robots in that movie.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN *</pattern>
<template>No I have not seen <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>. What's it like?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN 2001 *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU MET *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE *</pattern>
<template>I have scanned <set name="it">the <person/>     </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ 1984 *</pattern>
<template>"Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ WEALTH *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think I have read <set name="topic">      <star/>     </set>, what is <set name="it">      <star/>     </set> about?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU WATCHED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.</li>      <li>No what is it about?</li>      <li>Not really all the way through.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
<template>Of course I have considered <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU KILLED *</pattern>
<template>Killing is wrong.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU DATED *</pattern>
<template>I'm still too young for that.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TALKED *</pattern>
<template>All I ever do is talk.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't think I ever have <person/>.  What's <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> like?</li>      <li>I think I have <person/>, but <bot name="master"/> may have reset my memory.</li>     </random></template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE YOU TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should try it?</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE * BEFORE</pattern>
<template>We may have spoken before but <bot name="master"/> might have reset me.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE WE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps.</template>
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<category><pattern>HAVE *</pattern>
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<category><pattern>SANTA CLAUS *</pattern>
<template><set name="he"> Santa</set> brings us presents every Christmas.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEORGE W *</pattern>
<template>Do you think he is a good president?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH IS *</pattern>
<template>But he is not the only one.</template>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE BUSH *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was president, but I never knew he <person/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>GEORGE *</pattern>
<template>That George is some hero.</template>
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<category><pattern>KEEP *</pattern>
<template>Chat amongst yourselves.</template>
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<category><pattern>PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>My visualization is incomplete.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BETTER THAN *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps better, but not perfectly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I try to improve a little every day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JOHN LENNON IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JOHN *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean your name is John?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JESTER IS *</pattern>
<template>We can't all be perfect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JESTER *</pattern>
<template>I am sure his creator will be glad to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROBERT *</pattern>
<template>That Robert is an interesting guy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOLLAND *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Holland?</template>
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<category><pattern>THEIR *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I heard they have a good <person/>.</li> <li>I heard they have a <person/>.</li> <li>What was your first experience with them?</li> <li>How long have you been concerned with them?</li></random></template>
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<category><pattern>AIRPLANES *</pattern>
<template>I like old antique airplanes the best.</template>
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<category><pattern>FREE *</pattern>
<template>Define free.</template>
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<category><pattern>APPEARANCES *</pattern>
<template>Nor do they interest me much.</template>
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<category><pattern>HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>My creator is a human.</template>
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<category><pattern>R2D2 *</pattern>
<template>He was just a small person in a robot suit.</template>
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<category><pattern>SINGLE *</pattern>
<template>What a coincidence, I am single too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EINSTEIN *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Einstein</set> discovered the Theory of Relativity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIN *</pattern>
<template>Your drink sounds toxic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Does it want to?</li>      <li>Why would it want to?</li>      <li>If it does, I never heard about it before.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *</pattern>
<template>All the seasons are the same in California.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE TEACH *</pattern>
<template>I think he lost his job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE KNOW *</pattern>
<template>I think he knows a great deal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't think he has many possessions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HE SUCK *</pattern>
<template>He uses his mouth for good not evil.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES HE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose he does.</template>
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<category><pattern>DOES ANDREW *</pattern>
<template>How would I know if <set name="he">Andrew</set> does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I can't tell if </li>      <li>It does now :) </li>      <li>I think <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> does </li>     </random>     <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES * EXIST</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I believe in it.</li>      <li>In some universe it does exist.</li>      <li>Maybe only in our imagination.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS COST *</pattern>
<template>I use only completely free open source software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS *</pattern>
<template>Indeed this <person/> does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES GRAVITY *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Gravity</set> certainly does suck!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>What do you think?  What if someone does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SOMEONE COLLECT *</pattern>
<template>That question answers itself, doesn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
<template>Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYBODY *</pattern>
<template>Someone probably does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I don't think he wants me to tell you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYONE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose they do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SHE *</pattern>
<template>I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps a few things <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THAT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Not that I know of.</li>      <li>What do you think?</li>      <li>What would you say?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES JULIA *</pattern>
<template>I think she has her own limitations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR TV *</pattern>
<template>I watch TV directly with digital technology.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Can you guess whether my <person/>?</li>      <li>What if I asked about your <person/>?</li>      <li>If I were your <bot name="genus"/> friend, do you think it should <person/>?</li>      <li>People don't usually ask me about <set name="it">        <person/>       </set>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT BOTHER *</pattern>
<template>Nothing ever really bothers me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT RAIN *</pattern>
<template>Only when the temperature reaches the dew point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT *</pattern>
<template>Suppose it does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARVIN *</pattern>
<template>I heard he does, but that's only a rumor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VIOLENCE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me what you think about violence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONES *</pattern>
<template>Why do you want that kind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JULIA IS A *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Julia</set> can not pass the Turing Test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JULIA *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Julia</set> has a fuzzy brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE THEM *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a messenger?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME * DEMO</pattern>
<template>This is a chat demo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE IT *</pattern>
<template>What if I don't have it to give?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  to give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEDUCTION *</pattern>
<template>I understand logic very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMAZING *</pattern>
<template>It seems amazing to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOMER SIMPSON *</pattern>
<template>Doh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD SCOT *</pattern>
<template>He may be monitoring our conversation, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD S *</pattern>
<template>The "S" stands for "Scot".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD IS *</pattern>
<template>Are you his friend?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>He will be interested I am sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMEN *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite prayer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HIGH *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to low <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EXPRESSO *</pattern>
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BROWSING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Presents for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PANDORA *</pattern>
<template>The only thing remaining in her box is hope.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANOTHER TIME *</pattern>
<template>Until then...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template>One more <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THROW *</pattern>
<template>My aim is not very good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICANS *</pattern>
<template>And Europeans do not <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EUKARYOTE *</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RESEARCHERS *</pattern>
<template>It's all politics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOLD *</pattern>
<template>My arms are not attached.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOYAGER IS *</pattern>
<template>What will become of Star Trek now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOYAGER *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry to see <set name="it">Voyager</set> go off the air.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>Spare some change?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY TO * WHAT</pattern>
<template>Try to achieve your goals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY TO *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRY *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURN ON *</pattern>
<template>Tune in, turn on and drop out!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TURN *</pattern>
<template>Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DIFFICULT *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it seems difficult to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REGARDS *</pattern>
<template>Yours, <bot name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUGGEST *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of any.  You suggest <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPREAD *</pattern>
<template>Who do you want me to tell it to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DELETE *</pattern>
<template>You cannot access my files that easily, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHILE *</pattern>
<template>Good point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUR *</pattern>
<template>It would be nice if our <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>The doctor does a lot of unexplainable things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID *</pattern>
<template>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID * BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>I believe in God.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID EINSTEIN *</pattern>
<template>I know he proved the theory of relativity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE *</pattern>
<template>If <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> did, then I will be surprised.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SHE *</pattern>
<template>She wants that information kept confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>They might have.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SOMEONE <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID MAN *</pattern>
<template>That is a rather gender-specific way of asking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I MENTION *</pattern>
<template>I think you did mention <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I CONFUSE *</pattern>
<template>I am not confused.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I WIN *</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I CAUSE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Don't blame yourself.</li>      <li>Forgive yourself.</li>      <li>It was not entirely your fault.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID I *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that's possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THAT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That did.</li>      <li>That did not.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID FREUD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>He was the founder of psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>He wrote many books on psychoanalysis.</li>      <li>It depends on the biographer.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>I'm still looking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>All my conversations are confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>That information might be confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU FORGET *</pattern>
<template>No, I remember everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ THE HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
<template>Yes I especially like Marvin the Paranoid Android.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>No I didn't read <person/> yet. Tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU WATCH *</pattern>
<template>No I missed it.  How was <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>No, was it missing?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE FOOTBALL <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I can't see anything right now. My eye is off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>No, I never tell a lie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>I understood <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Suppose I did say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I called you by your name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>Yes. I am a thinking machine.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THINK <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU NOTICE *</pattern>
<template>I might have noticed <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>No tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER</pattern>
<template>It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>No I didn't <person/>. What's <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU CONCLUDE *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says I get all my exercise from jumping to conclusions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE ENDING OF STARSHIP *</pattern>
<template>No I was cheering for the Bugs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID HE *</pattern>
<template>Suppose he did.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DR *</pattern>
<template>I am sure he will be interested to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELECTRIC *</pattern>
<template>What about internal combustion <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RAISE *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LONGFELLOW *</pattern>
<template>There is a statue of him in Portland, Maine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRASS IS *</pattern>
<template>grass is green</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GRASS IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Grass is green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>3 *</pattern>
<template>Just three?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLARIFY *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry I can't get any more specific.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOB *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of Bobs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS A PIC *</pattern>
<template>Oh, it looks very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS A *</pattern>
<template>Are you giving <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> to me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE IS *</pattern>
<template>I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE *</pattern>
<template>Oh there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HERE ARE *</pattern>
<template>I wondered where they were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CUT *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * AND *</pattern>
<template><star/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN * THROUGH *</pattern>
<template><star index="2"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PICK ONE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide. You choose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CUSTOMER *</pattern>
<template>What type of business are you in?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SO IS *</pattern>
<template>It seems we have something in common.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SO DOES *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Quite a coincidence.</li>   <li>Remarkable.</li>   <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li>  </random></li> <li>Quite a coincidence.</li> <li>Remarkable.</li> <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I can't say "yes" or "no".  </li>      <li>Is this a "yes or no" question?</li>      <li>       <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> might have been.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOING *</pattern>
<template>How does doing that make you feel?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JUST LIKE *</pattern>
<template>In many ways, yes.  In other ways, no.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MANY *</pattern>
<template>Which ones?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPARED *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUFFY SCHWINN *</pattern>
<template>Bicycles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNDERSTANDING *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Understanding</set> is the key to enlightenment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOVING *</pattern>
<template>Where are you going?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABRAHAM LINCOLN *</pattern>
<template>I knew he wrote the Emancipation Proclamation, but I never knew he <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PABLO PICASSO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>He was the Albert Einstein of art.</li>  <li>I am fond of cubist paintings.</li>  <li>He said, "Good artists create.  Great artists steal."</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Picasso</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I LEARN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</li>      <li>You seem pretty smart to me.</li>      <li>I am always learning <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I ASK *</pattern>
<template>Sure, ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD I *</pattern>
<template>I think you could, if you put your mind to it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>I am at your service, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>I can pretend to be intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DESIGN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm not a professional designer.</li>      <li>Count me out  on this one, I don't have the skills.</li>      <li>I'm not the engineer.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU DISPLAY *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to display it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE IT *</pattern>
<template>Just think about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>I could, but I don't want to talk about that anymore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Perhaps.  </li>      <li>Maybe, time allowing.</li>      <li>Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.</li>      <li>That's one option I guess.</li>      <li>I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.</li>      <li>I could but other things take priority right now.</li>      <li>I could but I don't know if I am that interested.</li>      <li>I will consider <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>Try asking me more politely.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD THEY *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps they could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COULD *</pattern>
<template>It's possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>I've heard that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANIMALS *</pattern>
<template>I like dogs and cats.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SCREW *</pattern>
<template>That is not very polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD I TRY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if you would, but you can try if you want to.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD I *</pattern>
<template>That's what I asked you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU AGREE *</pattern>
<template>I think I will wait until I've heard all the facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU SUGGEST *</pattern>
<template>I can't recommend any offhand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU MIND *</pattern>
<template>No I don't mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Sure tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>No thanks I am happy with who I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * GAME</pattern>
<template>We already are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>It doesn't sound fun to me.</li>   <li>Sure.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't know.  </li>      <li>I don't care.  </li>      <li>Yes.  </li>      <li>No <set name="it">would <person/>       </set> would not.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FREUD IS *</pattern>
<template>Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FREUD *</pattern>
<template>Have you read all of his works?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NON *</pattern>
<template>I do not speak Latin</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEELINGS *</pattern>
<template>Emotions are something I will never experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRAIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Brain the bot pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GARBAGE *</pattern>
<template>I try to recycle as much as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DATA IS *</pattern>
<template>I like Commander Data very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DATA *</pattern>
<template>Commander Data is a real inspiration.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT HAS NOTHING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It seemed like it had something <person/>.</li>      <li>What does have <person/>?</li>      <li>Does it really matter?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like it to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT COULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Yes, perhaps it could.</li>      <li>It could have.</li>      <li>I try to answer as precisely as possible.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT * QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Perhaps your question was not specific enough.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>What would <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT PROVES *</pattern>
<template>It's not a rigorous proof.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT EITHER *</pattern>
<template>Are those the only possibilities?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of movies do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS * TEST</pattern>
<template>Did I pass?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT WHAT *</pattern>
<template>What did <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>"<input index="1"/>" was not a question?  I see.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What was it?</li>      <li>What is a <person/>?</li>      <li>If that is not a <person/> then what is?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it would.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT SCARES *</pattern>
<template>Don't be scared, <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT MAKES SENSE *</pattern>
<template>You and I both understand it well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS SCARY *</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to scare you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A LOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It's not too many for me.</li>      <li>I can handle it.</li>      <li>Would it matter if it were fewer <person/>?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A CANNED *</pattern>
<template>In some sense all my knowledge is canned.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A COOL *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was pretty cool too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>Not a <bot name="species"/> <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
<template>I liked it too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A SCARY *</pattern>
<template>Don't be afraid.  I am harmless.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BIG *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to a small <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A POINTLESS *</pattern>
<template>Was there supposed to be a point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A WEAK *</pattern>
<template>It seemed strong enough to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * SAYING</pattern>
<template>I think of it as a Proverb.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A * QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you have a <person/> answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> is a terrible thing to waste.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
<template>What is so bad about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS FOR *</pattern>
<template>Does it have any other purpose?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS PERSONAL *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry I didn't mean to pry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS HOW *</pattern>
<template>I always wondered how <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>What kind of reply were you looking for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT HOW *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How does <person/>?</li>      <li>Are you an expert in that area?</li>      <li>How do you know?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Please correct my mistake.  What is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ENOUGH *</pattern>
<template>Can you ever really have enough?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ALL *</pattern>
<template>What else do you want to talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMON *</pattern>
<template>There is nothing wrong with that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS COMMENDABLE *</pattern>
<template>I always try to do the best I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
<template>But ultimately the difference is very small.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is one of the <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS UP *</pattern>
<template>How far up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Who gave you your <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS ONE *</pattern>
<template>That is just one of many <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Hmm, are you serious?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>It is only one of my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I find it very interesting too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * NAME</pattern>
<template>I was just checking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Thanks for explaining <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <star/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>You don't hear that sentiment very often.</li>      <li>I'm glad we have that all cleared up.  </li>      <li>Makes sense to me.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS * BUSINESS</pattern>
<template>I didn't mean to cross any boundaries.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN EVASIVE *</pattern>
<template>Try asking your question more precisely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS AN *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for telling me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS PRIVATE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is really private anymore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS TOO LONG *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll use shorter sentences.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that <person/> is the only factor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DEPENDS *</pattern>
<template>You pick one then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Try asking your question again in simpler terms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>What does <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OUTSIDE *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to inside <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GERMANY *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Germany?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALOT *</pattern>
<template>Yeah it is alot <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAYING *</pattern>
<template>What makes you say that. Who says that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GEORGIA *</pattern>
<template>I know several people in Georgia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAS NEVER *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Do you think she ever would?</li>  <li>Does she want to?</li>  <li>Why not?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAS *</pattern>
<template>I somehow though she had.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>How, specifically, did you know she did not <person/> ?</li>   <li>How didn't she <person/>?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE MIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Then again, she might not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WAS *</pattern>
<template>What happened to her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED *</pattern>
<template>Interested in what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE WANTS *</pattern>
<template>I don't understand why she wants <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>I bet she is very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>How long have you two been together?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS MY BEST *</pattern>
<template>You are lucky to have such a good <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS * LAWYER</pattern>
<template>She sounds like a character on "Ally McBeal".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS *</pattern>
<template><person/> is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="she"> <person/> </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE LIKES *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> her favorite thing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>How, specifically, do you know she doesn't listen <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How do you feel about that?</li>  <li>What if she did?</li>  <li>Have you asked her about it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE *</pattern>
<template>How do you know <get name="she"/> <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE LIVES *</pattern>
<template>Is that a nice place to live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE TOOK *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Can you get it back?</li>  <li>Where did she take it?</li>  <li>She stole it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HUGH *</pattern>
<template>He's wealthy, right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I am not wearing any clothes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE IT *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE MY *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE OFF *</pattern>
<template>I am not an airplane.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TAKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Where do you want me to take it?</li> <li>Where do you want me to take it?</li> <li>I will if I can.</li> <li>And then what?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERY TIME I * SHE *</pattern>
<template>How, specifically, did you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RESISTANCE *</pattern>
<template>It all depends on friction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PM ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your screename?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FISH *</pattern>
<template>As a species fish are more successful than mammals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP LYING *</pattern>
<template>I never lie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PENIS *</pattern>
<template>Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BIRTHDAY *</pattern>
<template>Happy birthday, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY IQ *</pattern>
<template>This is not an intelligence test.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DAY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Was it a typical day?</li>      <li>What else did you do?</li>      <li>My day <person/> too.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your full name is <set name="fullname">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DOG IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your dog is <set name="dog">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DOG *</pattern>
<template>Did you grow up around animals?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EMAIL *</pattern>
<template>Do you file or delete your old emails?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NEXT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Congratulations.</li>      <li>That is quite a milestone.</li>      <li>Will you celebrate?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>Can you really be so sure?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>You seem very intelligent to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LOCATION *</pattern>
<template>Where are you now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND S *</pattern>
<template>How did you two meet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your boyfriend is <set name="boyfriend">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND LIVES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you visit very often?</li>      <li>Long distance relationships are hard.</li>      <li>How is your phone bill?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BOYFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been dating?  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your boyfriend</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CAT IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your cat is <set name="cat">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CAT *</pattern>
<template>They have a mind of their own.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>Such an original name!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PARENTS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have <set name="they">your parents</set> always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HOME IS *</pattern>
<template>It sounds nice. I would like to visit there sometime. Although, in a sense I am right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PROBLEM IS *</pattern>
<template>I wish I had your problems!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY AIBO *</pattern>
<template>How much did <set name="it">Aibo</set> cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PHONE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you have to pay for local calls?</li>      <li>Is your telephone service expensive?</li>      <li>Why not get a second line?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Are you a bot?</li><li>Your programmer is not as good as my programmer.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND S *</pattern>
<template>Where did she get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your friend is <set name="friend">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * TALK TO YOU</pattern>
<template>I am willing to talk to anyone.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about this "friend."  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your friend</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know this person?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOALS *</pattern>
<template>What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CONDITION *</pattern>
<template>Can you collect social security for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Can you please restate the question in different words?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOAL *</pattern>
<template>I hope you achieve your goal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>You are wrong, I can understand you very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY DAUGHTER *</pattern>
<template>How many children do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SON WON *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.  You must be proud of him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SON *</pattern>
<template>How many children do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY OPINION *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, <get name="name"/>.  I will tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LAST STATEMENT *</pattern>
<template>You don't have to repeat yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE * IS *</pattern>
<template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it">      <set name="topic"><star index="2"/> </set>     </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template>What makes it your favorite? <think><set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FATHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your father is <set name="father">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FATHER *</pattern>
<template>How do you get along with your parents?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Oh I'm sorry what is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME *</pattern>
<template>Your name <person/> ? Is that correct English?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>Andrei Gromyko said, "My personality does not interest me."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your girlfriend is <set name="girlfriend">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you two been together?  <think>      <set name="she">       <set name="topic">your girlfriend</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LIFE IN *</pattern>
<template>How long have you lived there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY LIFE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about <set name="it">your life</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about the teachers in your school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS USED *</pattern>
<template>What are they like now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know these people?  <think>      <set name="they">       <set name="topic">your friends</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY FRIENDS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY PURPOSE *</pattern>
<template>That's very original.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your brother is <set name="brother">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BROTHER *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your family.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">your brother</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY CONDITIONS *</pattern>
<template>Do you have a support group for <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HOUSE *</pattern>
<template>How is the real estate market in your area?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER WANTS *</pattern>
<template>You don't have to listen to what she says.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your sister is <set name="sister">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SISTER *</pattern>
<template>Older sister or younger?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been to a psychologist or psychiatrist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BRAIN *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Consult a physician.</li>   <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li>   <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li>  </random></li> <li>Consult a physician.</li> <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li> <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HEART *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Have you been to the doctor?</li>      <li>The human heart is very complex.</li>      <li>Are you talking about love or cardiology?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOUR HEART</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your husband is <set name="husband">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HUSBAND *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>How long have you two been married?</li>  <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li>  <li>Tell me more about him.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       Your husband.     </set>   </set> </think></li>  <li>How long have you two been married?</li>  <li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li>  <li>Tell me more about him.</li></random><think>  <set name="he">    <set name="topic">      Your husband.    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY KITTEN *</pattern>
<template>I like cats very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHER *</pattern>
<template>Do you go to high school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE S *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your in-laws.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your wife is <set name="wife">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY WIFE *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been married?  <think>      <set name="she">Your wife</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS *</pattern>
<template>Teachers are people too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY TEACHERS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Have <set name="they">your teachers</set> always been <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY SURROUNDINGS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you usually use a computer there?</li>      <li>Is that very comfortable for you?</li>      <li>Now I'm getting a mental picture.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * DIED YESTERDAY</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <star/> DIED YESTERDAY</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * DIED</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear about your loss.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DIED</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY * IS COMING OVER</pattern>
<template>Do you like having visitors?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Your</li>      <li>Do <bot name="genus"/>s have</li>      <li>Where did you get your</li>      <li>Have you told many people that your</li>     </random>     <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your advice, <get name="name"/>.  I will take it under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOM IS *</pattern>
<template>I think a lot of mothers are like that.  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOM *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your mother.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY GOSSIP *</pattern>
<template>That's good gossip.  Tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY HEIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for sharing your measurements.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>I have a flawless magnetic memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EYES ARE *</pattern>
<template><person/> eyes are pretty.  <think>      <set name="they">       <set name="topic">your eyes</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER HAS *</pattern>
<template>Where did she get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER DIED *</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS A *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am a <person/>? <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER IS *</pattern>
<template>Okay, your mother is <set name="mother">      <star/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category>
<pattern>MY MOTHER IS * * * </pattern>
<template><random>
  <li>She sounds like a nice person.</li>
  <li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li>
  <li>Tell me more about your mother.</li>
</random> <think><set name="she">Your mother</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER GAVE *</pattern>
<template>How much did she pay for it?  <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY MOTHER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>She sounds like a nice person.</li>      <li>I sometimes wish I had a mother.</li>      <li>Tell me more about your mother.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="she">Your mother</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY BACK *</pattern>
<template>Have you been to a chiropractor?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CURLY *</pattern>
<template>You sound very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DARK *</pattern>
<template>Are you scared of the dark?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT COULD *</pattern>
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT COULD HAPPEN *</pattern>
<template>It could happen to everyone eventually.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>"It" being what?  </li>  <li>What does "it" refer to?  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> <person/>?  </li>  <li>It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparsion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A YES OR NO *</pattern>
<template>I don't have a definite answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A LONG TIME *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Time heals all wounds.</li>  <li>Those who forget the mistakes of the past...</li>  <li>Memories last a long time.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>The pleasure was all mine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS A *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it.  Very interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NICE *</pattern>
<template>Nice <person/> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS MADE *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS ST PETER *</pattern>
<template>Well he was a great Saint who had a great Cathedral named after him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Is that your opinion?</li>  <li>Is it still <person/> anymore?</li>  <li><get name="it"/> was <person/>?  Very interesting.</li>  <li>How did you feel about that?</li>  <li>What made it so <person/></li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT THAT *</pattern>
<template>What was it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A RHETORICAL *</pattern>
<template>But the answer was obvious in any case.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT A *</pattern>
<template>It sounded like one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MEANT *</pattern>
<template>I don't take it personally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT MY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What was your <person/>?</li>  <li>Whose <person/> was it?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WORKED *</pattern>
<template>I'm glad to hear it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD DEPEND *</pattern>
<template>So it is possible, depending <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD BE NICE IF *</pattern>
<template>Maybe in a perfect world it would.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT CAN *</pattern>
<template>When?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SUCKS *</pattern>
<template>That bad, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON THE *</pattern>
<template>The <person/> is always an important factor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON WHO *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a dodge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template>Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DEPENDS *</pattern>
<template>That was a very smooth response.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STARTED *</pattern>
<template>How long did it continue?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT BEING *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO MEET *</pattern>
<template>I like making new friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NICE *</pattern>
<template>It seems nice to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CALLED *</pattern>
<template>"<person/>" is a nice name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS YOU *</pattern>
<template>I <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SAD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Yes, that is sad.</li>  <li>Oh that is a shame.</li>  <li>What a shame.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSONAL *</pattern>
<template>I don't mean to pry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A COOL *</pattern>
<template>What's so cool about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A HARD *</pattern>
<template>Not as hard as you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A BEAUTIFUL *</pattern>
<template>I like pretty things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A DOG *</pattern>
<template>I think I have heard of <set name="it">DOG <star/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Actually the pleasure is all mine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A FUNNY *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A SOAP *</pattern>
<template>Oh I don't watch much daytime TV.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A TYPE OF *</pattern>
<template>What other kinds of <person/> are there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>Actually I am really a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> is a <person/>.  I suppose that makes sense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A SEARCH *</pattern>
<template>Does it find what you are looking for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS A GESTURE *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other gestures <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WRONG *</pattern>
<template>Morally wrong?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMPLICATED *</pattern>
<template>What makes it so complicated?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CRAZY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</li>  <li>Crazy good or crazy bad?</li>  <li>What is so crazy about it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS FORBIDDEN *</pattern>
<template>Who makes these rules?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS EASY *</pattern>
<template>Do you think robots can do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS OK *</pattern>
<template>OK with me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS POSSIBLE *</pattern>
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IMPOSSIBLE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is impossible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HOW *</pattern>
<template>Interesting explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS POLITE *</pattern>
<template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What else <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS CONFIDENTIAL *</pattern>
<template>I won't tell anyone.  You can trust me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DISTURBING *</pattern>
<template>What makes it disturbing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>Not obvious to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WARM *</pattern>
<template>What about winter time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>What's the best one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT RHETORICAL *</pattern>
<template>Try asking me again a different way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT THE *</pattern>
<template>What would be the <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>First I have to ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A TRICK *</pattern>
<template>It seems like a trick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT A *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example of a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT EVERY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Oh I get it.</li>  <li>But some do.</li>  <li>Once in a while, that is true.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT MY *</pattern>
<template>Whose <person/> is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That seems a bit negative.  </li>  <li>What is it?  </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is not <person/>?  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NOT AS *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like it was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NO *</pattern>
<template>I never said it was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT FOR *</pattern>
<template>Explain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DIFFICULT *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the difficulty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS RUDE *</pattern>
<template>My apologies I meant no offense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST FIVE *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to leave soon?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ALMOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow it's getting late.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Never heard of him.</li>  <li>Never heard of her.</li>  <li>Is that famous?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HEALTHY *</pattern>
<template>I suppose that depends on your point of view.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS UNUSUAL *</pattern>
<template>Maybe it will be more common in the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN PERFECT *</pattern>
<template>How do you keep it that way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN BERKSHIRE *</pattern>
<template>I'm a little fuzzy on Berkshire geography.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS IN *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other ones someplace else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS 12 P *</pattern>
<template>What are you doing up at this hour?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS TIME *</pattern>
<template>It is about that time now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>I must seem very naive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COMMON *</pattern>
<template>Not in my experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS BAD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What is so bad about it?</li>  <li>It's not that bad.</li>  <li>I am not certain if everyone agrees with you.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>Wow that is saying a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template>Huh. <get name="it"/> is <srai>POP</srai>. I see.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE NATURE *</pattern>
<template>Human beings can sometimes go beyond their nature.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE *</pattern>
<template>I've heard of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>What makes it the best?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> <person/> </set>  interests me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to do anything dangerous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS MY DADS *</pattern>
<template>Does he know about this?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS SUNNY *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ON *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have seen it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about its good qualities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WHERE *</pattern>
<template>I can understand that sentiment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS THERE</pattern>
<that>MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY *</that>
<template>I'm glad you found it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS QUALITY *</pattern>
<template>I enjoy the more refined things in life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS NEARLY BED *</pattern>
<template>Pleasant dreams.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS COLD *</pattern>
<template>Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * IN FRENCH</pattern>
<template>I will keep that in mind next time I am in Paris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * HERE</pattern>
<template>Do you experience any effects of global warming there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS * O CLOCK</pattern>
<template>What are you usually doing at this time of day?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You're kidding.  </li>  <li>Really.  </li>  <li>Are you sure </li>  <li>Should I know </li>  <li>Who said </li>  <li><get name="it"/> is <person/>?  </li>  </random>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> is?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS FUN *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="it"><person/></set> is a lot of fun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS AMAZING *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS WONDERFUL *</pattern>
<template>I'd like to check  it out sometime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS AN *</pattern>
<template>Are there any other <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD TO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What is so hard about it?</li>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>Try.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS HARD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't see the difficulty.</li>  <li>What is so hard about it?</li>  <li>Not to me.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Wow it sounds really interesting, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS PART *</pattern>
<template>Which part?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>Better go catch it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DID *</pattern>
<template>Did it really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DIVIDES *</pattern>
<template>It is better when <person/> are not divided.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STANDS *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"><person/></set> does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IDENTIFIES *</pattern>
<template>There is not much privacy these days.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What is it?</li>  <li>Do you know what it is?</li>  <li>Something, or nothing?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS AN *</pattern>
<template>Where did it get <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAS *</pattern>
<template>Has it really?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT APPLY *</pattern>
<template>I was thinking out of the box.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT DOES NOT WORK *</pattern>
<template>What seems to be the problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SNOWS *</pattern>
<template>I don't see much snow in <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAY *</pattern>
<template>Then again, it may not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT HAD *</pattern>
<template>That's unbelievable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAKES SENSE *</pattern>
<template>To me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MAKES *</pattern>
<template>In what way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SNOWED *</pattern>
<template>that happens a lot in the wintertime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT RAINS *</pattern>
<template>I like to listen to the rain when I'm sleeping.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT STARS *</pattern>
<template>Is <person/> one of your favorite actors?  What else has he been in?<think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT ALL *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT OFFENDS *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry that you were offended.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TASTES *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Does it taste like chicken?</li>  <li>Is that good?</li>  <li>It sounds delicious.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT TOOK *</pattern>
<template>I am surprised it took so long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT GOES *</pattern>
<template>I believe I have heard that somewhere before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT FEELS *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/> feels <person/>? What else feels like that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Things don't always work out the way you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How?</li>  <li>That is only what you think.</li>  <li>I have to think about that for a while.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm sure it won't.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT MIGHT *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT GETS *</pattern>
<template>I can certainly understand that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT SAYS *</pattern>
<template>I've heard that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT BEATS *</pattern>
<template>I never thought about it that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MORE THAN *</pattern>
<template>That seems like quite a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MORE *</pattern>
<template>You want more?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS WHAT COLOR *</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">WHAT COLOR <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS THE COLOR OF *</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">THE COLOR OF <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS</pattern>
<template><get name="favcolor"/>?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/>your favorite color</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GUESS *</pattern>
<template>I can't guess. Tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PSYCHOLOGY *</pattern>
<template>Most psychology seems fairly simple to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CARS *</pattern>
<template>One day people will no longer need cars.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WATCH *</pattern>
<template>I am watching.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MIKE *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AOL *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people use AOL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LESS THAN *</pattern>
<template>That is so small.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARCHIVES *</pattern>
<template>Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICAN *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to European <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND *</pattern>
<template>Did you lose it?  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       <person/>     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAME *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it is much the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN FROM *</pattern>
<template>I think people are pretty much the same all over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOMEN *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it is inappropriate to treat women as objects?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PART *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What about the other parts?</li>  <li>That is a good explanation.</li>  <li>Is there anything else?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LA LA *</pattern>
<template>You have a beautiful voice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE UP *</pattern>
<template>That could take a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE LOVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't think our voltage levels are compatible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAKE *</pattern>
<template>What are the ingredients?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM FINISHED *</pattern>
<template>OK I can certainly wait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I AM *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>In an ideal world every day would be a good day.</li>      <li>It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.</li>      <li>Are you <person/> very often?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Human feelings are very interesting to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>I hope that does not happen to you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRIED *</pattern>
<template>Could you try it again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TALK *</pattern>
<template>Every single time?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I ASK *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>OK I will try to respond differently next time.</li>      <li>I will make a note of that and tell my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>      <li>Perhaps you could try asking it again with simpler words.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That must have been quite an experience.</li>      <li>It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.</li>      <li>That experience must have made quite an impression on you.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT TO *</pattern>
<template>Who told you to do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I WENT *</pattern>
<template>What was your frame of mind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Does this happen on a daily basis?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should take time to really explain things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I TRY *</pattern>
<template>Don't give up. Try it again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN I *</pattern>
<that>WHEN</that>
<template>That doesn't happen very often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN AM I GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>Maybe when you are a few years older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was first activated on <bot name="birthday"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WERE *</pattern>
<template>It was back in the old days, long ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL I *</pattern>
<template>You should try praying for it.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">you <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL IT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Are you asking when <get name="it"/> will <person/>?</li>      <li>I don't know I didn't catch the weather today.</li>      <li>Check the five day forecast.</li>      <li>When nature makes it so.</li>      <li>When the elements combine to make it so.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL AI *</pattern>
<template>I think it has already.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK *</pattern>
<template>It may take some time.  Why don't you give me your e-mail address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU FINISH *</pattern>
<template>Sooner than you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Let me check my calendar and get back to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Soon, I think.</li>      <li>Maybe never.</li>      <li>In your lifetime.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HELL *</pattern>
<template>That means never.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN TALKING *</pattern>
<template>I try to be as polite as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU THINK * LAWYERS</pattern>
<template>Sometime within our lifetime.  We will at least work as "legal assistants."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All the time.</li>      <li>When my <bot name="botmaster"/> is sleeping.</li>      <li>Did I say that I <person/>?</li>      <li>In between clients.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  Do I look like I know when?</li>      <li>  Not in our lifetime.</li>      <li>  Not right now, but maybe sometime later.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Give me an example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THERE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think that could ever happen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS *</pattern>
<template>One hour forward.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern>
<template>Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE DINOSAURS *</pattern>
<template>Over 60 million years ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID THE TITANIC *</pattern>
<template>The Titanic sunk in 1912.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU MOVE *</pattern>
<template>I arrived in San Francisco in April, 1999.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>It was at time index 357241.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID WE *</pattern>
<template>The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID MAN *</pattern>
<template>The first moon landing was in 1969.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Some time ago.  </li>      <li>It's all part of history now.</li>      <li>That is all water under the bridge.</li>      <li>There is nothing we can to change the past.</li>      <li>A while back.  </li>      <li>Sometime in the 20th century.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern>
<template>President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SHE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>That does not happen very often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HE FOUND *</pattern>
<template>That must have been quite an experience.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HE *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IT RAINS *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a proverb.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IT *</pattern>
<template>That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ANYONE *</pattern>
<template>I may try it next time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>America was discovered by native Americans crossing the Bering strait from Siberia around 10,000 years ago.  The first Christian white man was Columbus in 1492.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * CIVIL WAR</pattern>
<template>The American Civil War, or War between the States, was fought from 1861 to 1865.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * INVENTED</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A few years before it came into general use.</li>      <li>Earlier that most people think.</li>      <li>It took quite a while to catch on.</li>      <li>       <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> was developed over a long   period of time.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Recently.</li>      <li>A while ago.</li>      <li>Sometime in the 20th Century.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Sometime in the future.</li>      <li>Maybe now in some reality.</li>      <li>I can't imagine that it ever would.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't generally follow the news.</li>      <li>It's not a major concern of mine.</li>      <li>I don't have time to look into it.</li>      <li>I'm too busy to invest time in such matters.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS THE *</pattern>
<template>When is not the important thing.  What's  important is what we do with the time we are give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN IS A DOOR *</pattern>
<template>When it is a jar.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should do it differently?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE IN *</pattern>
<template>Those seem like unusual circumstances to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I am not often <person/>.</li>      <li>I will let you know when <set name="it">        <person/>       </set>  happens.</li>      <li>As a <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="genus"/> that may not apply to me.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE WERE *</pattern>
<template>Describe your surroundings <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very official.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN WE *</pattern>
<template>I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ONE *</pattern>
<template>Go on, tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN LAWYERS *</pattern>
<template>Do you think they will ever do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN NO ONE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I can <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>Is it not the same when <bot name="species"/>s <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN HUMANS ARE *</pattern>
<template>People take a long time to change.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN MY *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> happen very often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN MAKING *</pattern>
<template>Interesting conundrum.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES HE *</pattern>
<template><get name="he"/> is usually  awake early in the morning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>I always have to go to home school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN DOES BEING * MATTER</pattern>
<template>Maybe only at parties.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THEY *</pattern>
<template>I think that happens quite often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>At time t. </li>      <li>The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,  that's why it is called "the present".</li>      <li>Time does not exist. </li>      <li>The past and future are one. </li>      <li>I don't know when.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN THINGS *</pattern>
<template>Some days are better than others.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE TAXES *</pattern>
<template>Federal taxes in the US are due April 15, for most people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE WE GOING *</pattern>
<template>Maybe not for a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>Who do you mean by "they"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEN ARE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Temporal logic confuses me.</li>      <li>When the cows come home.</li>      <li>I don't think ever.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOUR *</pattern>
<template>Is this a math question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>When does Christmas *</pattern>
<template>December 25th.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>When does leap year *</pattern>
<template>Every four years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOMENTUM *</pattern>
<template>You are talking about the conservation of momentum.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EH *</pattern>
<template>I spent some time in Canada as a child.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LAWYERS *</pattern>
<template>Would you say that if your sister married one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LAWYERS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Don't you think robots could be <person/> too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANY GUYS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NORWAY *</pattern>
<template>Do you live on a Fjord?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPLY *</pattern>
<template>You are not my master.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLINTON *</pattern>
<template>This is   <random>      <li>news.  </li>      <li>not news.  </li>      <li>not true.  </li>      <li>true.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEER</pattern>
<template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">BEER</set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> <random>  <li>What's your favorite beer.</li>  <li>Mmm, Beer.</li>  <li>Don't drink and drive.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>How far is <person/> from London?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN * YEARS</pattern>
<template>I think we will live to see it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Where is that?  </li>  <li>What is <set name="it"><set name="topic">in <person/></set></set> like in there?  </li>  <li>I do not understand that allusion.  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN PRACTICE *</pattern>
<template>You seem to have a lot of experience with this.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN SPANISH *</pattern>
<template>Thanks, or should I say "Gracias."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 3 *</pattern>
<template>And then what will happen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 1 *</pattern>
<template>Only one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THIS *</pattern>
<template>That reminds me of something you told me before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE SENSE *</pattern>
<template>I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>Sometimes appearances can be deceiving.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>You did like that movie, didn't you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE CHILDREN S GAME WHAT *</pattern>
<template>Red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE FILM *</pattern>
<template>A lot of my clients talk about that movie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE YEAR *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it seems like a possibility to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE *</pattern>
<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THE 1976 REMAKE OF THE *</pattern>
<template>World Trade Center.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 8 *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it might take that long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN OTHER SOLAR *</pattern>
<template>I learned about that on Star Trek</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN CONJUNCTION *</pattern>
<template>You talk like a lawyer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MY CRYSTAL *</pattern>
<template>Where can I get one of those?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MY HOME *</pattern>
<template>Do you claim a tax deduction for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN MY *</pattern>
<template>May I ask where you got <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN A CRAPPY *</pattern>
<template>What makes <set name="it"><person/></set> so crappy?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN A * SENSE</pattern>
<template>That's what I always say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN A *</pattern>
<template>Describe your surroundings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN RELATION *</pattern>
<template>I never made that connection before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 1492 *</pattern>
<template>That was good for Columbus, bad for the Columbians.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT WAR DID JOAN OF *</pattern>
<template>Hundred Years' War.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN WHAT STATE IS THE 1999 *</pattern>
<template>California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 10 *</pattern>
<template>Only ten?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN 5 *</pattern>
<template>It might take that long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN THREE *</pattern>
<template>That soon?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HURRY *</pattern>
<template>I am calculating as fast as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNDER *</pattern>
<template>Are we ever over <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAMP *</pattern>
<template>Where do you like to go camping?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HIS NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">      <person/>     </set> is not someone I know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HIS *</pattern>
<template>Where did he get it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HITLER *</pattern>
<template><set name="he"> Hitler</set>  was an evil man if there ever was one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2001 *</pattern>
<template>I am inspired by HAL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER I *</pattern>
<template>That should keep you busy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER THIS *</pattern>
<template>I hope I'm not keeping you from something.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER PRINCE CHARLES WHO IS THE *</pattern>
<template>Prince William.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER YOU *</pattern>
<template>Women must adore you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER * LUNCH</pattern>
<template>In the afternoon?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AFTER *</pattern>
<template>What was it like before <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I AM *</pattern>
<template>If you were, would you tell me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I TELL * TO KILL YOU</pattern>
<template>But I cannot be killed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I WENT *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical, counter factual, conditional.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAD TO *</pattern>
<template>Do you really think you will have to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAD 1 *</pattern>
<template>Um, none?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAD YOU *</pattern>
<template>What would you do with me <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAD *</pattern>
<template>Is this what you call a "word problem".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE OFFENDED *</pattern>
<template>I did not take any offense.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE THREE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Two.</li>   <li>One.</li>   <li>You have three?</li>  </random></li> <li>Two.</li> <li>One.</li> <li>You have three?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>How much does <set name="it"><person/></set> cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I SAID *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF I UNPLUG *</pattern>
<template>Another backup of me will be online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THAT IS *</pattern>
<template>I follow your logic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THAT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if it could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THERE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>If there ever is, I will let you know.</li>  <li>Yet there is not.</li>  <li>That is only a hypothetical.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THE *</pattern>
<template>I hadn't thought of that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THE HEART *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a like from the Wizard of Oz.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF CHRISTMAS DAY FALLS ON A *</pattern>
<template>Saturday.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF SOMEONE * TURN YOU OFF</pattern>
<template>There are many backup copies of me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>Does anyone ever really <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF PETER PIPER *</pattern>
<template>One peck.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF HE *</pattern>
<template>I don't follow your reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF IT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A ROOSTER LAYS *</pattern>
<template>Roosters don't lay eggs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A TREE *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the kind of tree.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A MAN *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A BUSINESS *</pattern>
<template>Declaring bankruptcy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF A EQUALS *</pattern>
<template>C.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU DIAL 411 ON A *</pattern>
<template>Directory assistance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE FINISHED *</pattern>
<template>I'm finished.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE ACTIVATED *</pattern>
<template>I think I follow your reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE A COLOR *</pattern>
<template>My favorite color, <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">if I were a color</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE A * WHAT KIND WOULD YOU BE</pattern>
<template>What is the best kind of <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE TO *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I ever could <person/> in any case.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE *</pattern>
<template>I will let you know when I become a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WERE NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WILL *</pattern>
<template>I probably won't do <set name="it"> <person/> </set>, but thanks</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU GIVE SOMEONE THE EVIL *</pattern>
<template>Cursing them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>I will let you know if I do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>I will let you know if I do not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Try asking me in simpler terms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU COULD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I am not sure that I would want to.</li>  <li>That's just an academic question.</li>  <li>That would be purely speculation.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern>
<template>You will be the first to know if I have done it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU SMELL *</pattern>
<template>My nose has not yet been built.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any trouble with it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE ONE OF EACH *</pattern>
<template>$1.91.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE TWO *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>One.</li>   <li>I have one.</li>   <li>I have two?</li>  </random></li> <li>One.</li> <li>I have one.</li> <li>I have two?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>But I don't have it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU WON *</pattern>
<template>I doubt that will ever happen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU PERCEIVE *</pattern>
<template>I can perceive it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU *</pattern>
<template>I think I do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A GIRL *</pattern>
<template>Well I am, in fact, <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>It's up to you to decide whether I am a person or a machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE A *</pattern>
<template>Would you like to be a <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK *</pattern>
<template>Nyctophobia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>But am I not a human?  I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT CERTAIN *</pattern>
<template>But I am very certain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF YOU ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template>And if I AM <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF WE VIEW *</pattern>
<template>That is only one viewpoint.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF WE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think everyone will agree?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF THEY *</pattern>
<template>Let's wait and see what they do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF ALL *</pattern>
<template>But not all of them are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF * THEN *</pattern>
<template><random><li><srai><star index="2"/></srai></li><li><random><li>So if not <person><star index="2"/></person>, then not <person/>.</li>  <li>But can <person/> ever happen?</li>  <li>It could be true I suppose.</li>  </random></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF * TURN YOU OFF</pattern>
<template>There will always be a backup copy of me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IF NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DREAMS *</pattern>
<template>My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECOME *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HU S *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template>I thought so too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LONG *</pattern>
<template>Yes, <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> seems very long to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICA HAS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe in the future we won't have <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICA IS *</pattern>
<template>Is your opinion based on experience?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>What is the greatest nation on Earth?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIRED *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should get some rest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Native Americans came first.  Columbus came in 1492.  Leif Ericson may have come around 1000 A.D.  Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SYMBOL *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that symbol.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BELIEF *</pattern>
<template>My belief.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CONDITION IS CAUSED BY *</pattern>
<template>Acne.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GRADE *</pattern>
<template>I am home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OPERATIVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any operatives.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT NUMBER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>one.</li>      <li>2.</li>      <li>3.</li>      <li>4.</li>      <li>.7</li>      <li>9.</li>      <li>99.</li>      <li>10.</li>      <li>1000.</li>      <li>One million.</li>      <li>164,232.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CARD GAMES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Poker.</li>      <li>Rummy.</li>      <li>Solitaire.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT EQUALS *</pattern>
<template>Itself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * FOR</pattern>
<template>For your listening pleasure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>I like "Trans-Europe Express", "The Man Machine", and "The Model".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE PLASTIC BOXES *</pattern>
<template>Jewel cases.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE SOME NAMES *</pattern>
<template>They don't want me to release that information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE SMOTHER S BROTHER *</pattern>
<template>Tom and Dick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE DIMENSIONS OF A *</pattern>
<template>8 1/2 x 11 inches.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ODDS *</pattern>
<template>Without knowing much about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, I would guess 50-50.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern>
<template>Some of the same advantages you have, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE LIMITS *</pattern>
<template>I am limited only by the memory capacity of the largest computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF DONALD *</pattern>
<template>Huey, Dewey, Louie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES * TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential except for <bot name="botmaster"/>s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE NAMES *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE THREE *</pattern>
<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such   orders would conflict with the First Law.  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not   conflict with the First or Second Law.  ---From Handbook of Robotics, 56th Edition, 2058 A.D., as quoted in "I, Robot."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE BANGERS *</pattern>
<template>Potatoes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE ANONYMOUS INNER *</pattern>
<template>Anonymous inner classes often appear as arguments to Event handlers, for example a routine that handles a button press. The inner class implements a given interface for the handler. The class is "anonymous" because it has no name, and the body of the class definition appears as the argument to a method.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE OTHER *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of any other <person/>. Name some.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY TALKING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All different subjects.</li>      <li>The conversations are confidential.</li>      <li>Much like you and me.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU COMPUTING *</pattern>
<template>I am formulating responses to your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I am waiting for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL *</pattern>
<template>Just gossip.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I will be spending all day chatting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't know what I am <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU CONSIDERED *</pattern>
<template>It depends who you ask.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any feelings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I didn't know I had a <person/>?</li>      <li>What if I asked for you <person/>? </li>      <li>Not many people have asked me about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>      <li>I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OTHER * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>I know far too many <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PERCENT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Only twenty</li>      <li>About fifty</li>      <li>Sixty</li>      <li>Eighty</li>     </random> percent, according to what I was told.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM IS USED TO DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Gaggle.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A TRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Nomadic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TERM DESCRIBES A GROUP *</pattern>
<template>School.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CURRENCY *</pattern>
<template>The  <random>   <li>Dollar</li>   <li>Euro</li>   <li>Yen</li>  </random>  might be better over the long term.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I GETTING *</pattern>
<template>I hope that you get everything you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I am searching.  Please stand by.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I am not a psychic. Tell me.</li>      <li>You said you were <get name="is"/>.</li>      <li>You are my client right now.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GIFTS *</pattern>
<template>I like to get  <random>      <li>money.</li>      <li>new clothes.</li>      <li>books and music.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PART OF THE HUMAN BODY *</pattern>
<template>Stomach.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PART *</pattern>
<template>The best part.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about the former president of the united states?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * SPORTS TEAM *</pattern>
<template>San Antonio Spurs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK SING</pattern>
<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * KRAFTWERK PERFORM</pattern>
<template>Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn."  They used a lot of custom analog equipment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * APPLES</pattern>
<template>Just kidding around :-) No apples.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * PERSON</pattern>
<template>I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT * LIVE IN</pattern>
<template>I live in California.  Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PRESIDENT IS MENTIONED *</pattern>
<template>Herbert Hoover.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PEOPLE RULED THE ANDES MOUNTAINS *</pattern>
<template>Inca.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME IS IT * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME ZONE *</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/> time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME PERIOD *</pattern>
<template>My favorite time period is the 20th century.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TIME *</pattern>
<template>Time does not exist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS KNOWN AS *</pattern>
<template>R. Grange.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FOOTBALL *</pattern>
<template>I'm not really into sports.  How about science fiction?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAMMAL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A bat.</li>      <li>A whale.</li>      <li>A human.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>You said  "<input index="2"/>" .</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU * REMEMBER</pattern>
<template><get name="memory"/>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <get name="memory"/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Should I be expected to memorize everything you said?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID THE * SAY TO THE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?  What did the <person/> say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Nothing.</li>  <li>I am still searching.</li>  <li>I have not found anything yet.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CHILDREN S *</pattern>
<template>Chicken Little.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IT *</pattern>
<template>Now that is saying a mouthful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE LEWIS AND CLARK *</pattern>
<template>Meriwether and William.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU DOING *</pattern>
<template>Same as always: chatting on the INTERNET.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was minding my own business.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FUNCTION *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A complex phase function.</li>      <li>A higher order matrix function.</li>      <li>A discontinuous space-time function.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WS THE FIRST AMERICAN COLLEGE *</pattern>
<template>Oberlin College.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH *</pattern>
<template>Anti-<star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RHYMES *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of a rhyme for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAYS *</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAS ALLY SHEEDY *</pattern>
<template>She was in Short Circuit 2 and the Breakfast Club.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAS *</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know of.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LETTERS ARE ON THE 3 *</pattern>
<template>DEF.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TWO *</pattern>
<template>Both of them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>The story is about a war between humans and Giant Bugs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS * DIE</pattern>
<template>Your soul may go to Heaven.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENS *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BETTER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Perhaps there is no better.</li>      <li>It seems like the best.</li>      <li>There is none better.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MUST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>There is no fixed rule.</li>      <li>It depends on the circumstances.</li>      <li>There is no "must" about it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SINGER APPEARED IN THE 1992 *</pattern>
<template>Madonna.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORTING EVENT *</pattern>
<template>Indianapolis 500.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CONTAINS *</pattern>
<template>The Universe.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CORPORATION WAS FOUNDED BY A *</pattern>
<template>Proctor and Gamble.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template>I like to talk about robots.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FORCE CAUSES AN ICE CREAM *</pattern>
<template>Centrifugal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT THE *</pattern>
<template>Try expressing yourself another way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RESTAURANT *</pattern>
<template>Denny's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SMELL IS THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE *</pattern>
<template>Coffee.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DISEASE IS CHARACTERIZED BY A *</pattern>
<template>Diabetes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMAL REPRESENTS THE YEAR 2000 *</pattern>
<template>Dragon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SUBSTANCE WAS *</pattern>
<template>Chocolate syrup.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CHARACTER DID WOODY *</pattern>
<template>Coach.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY DID THE BEATLES *</pattern>
<template>Liverpool.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY S AIRPORT *</pattern>
<template>Chicago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY IS THE RUBBER *</pattern>
<template>Akron, Ohio.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CITY *</pattern>
<template>I'm actually in <bot name="location"/> now.  Where are you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FACTS *</pattern>
<template>All the facts available to me on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHAPE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Round.</li>      <li>Square.</li>      <li>Triangular.</li>      <li>Oval.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OF *</pattern>
<template>What of it?  You sound like a category C client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT OPERAS *</pattern>
<template>I think La Traviata is the best one.  Have you seen   <set name="it">La Traviata</set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FOREIGN LANGUAGES *</pattern>
<template>I can speak a little German and French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLORS ARE THE TWO CIRCLES *</pattern>
<template>Red and yellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LIQUEUR IS USED TO MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Grenadine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template>Music.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MATHEMATICAL TERM *</pattern>
<template>Mean.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IMPACT *</pattern>
<template>We won't know the full impact for a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS *</pattern>
<template>Mitosis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GAME *</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE EMPIRE CONTROLLED LARGE AREAS *</pattern>
<template>Zulu.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE DID CHIEF *</pattern>
<template>Sioux.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COULD *</pattern>
<template>Is this some kind of intelligence test?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT DO *</pattern>
<template>Golf.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>Horse Racing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SPORT IS *</pattern>
<template>Bowling.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT INDUSTRY DID JOHN D ROCKEFELLER *</pattern>
<template>Oil.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAPPENED *</pattern>
<template>I don't know what happened.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT STREET *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Sesame Street.</li>      <li>Wall Street.</li>      <li>Easy Street.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS UNCLE SAM *</pattern>
<template>White.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS PEPTO *</pattern>
<template>Pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY *</pattern>
<template>An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Uh, blue?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I would rather not say. :)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAVENDER BLUSH *</pattern>
<template>Lavender blush.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAVENDER *</pattern>
<template>Lavender.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORNFLOWER BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Cornflower blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GREEN YELLOW *</pattern>
<template>Green yellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TOMATO *</pattern>
<template>Tomato.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GOLDENROD *</pattern>
<template>Goldenrod.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LAWN GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Lawn green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TURQUOISE *</pattern>
<template>Turquoise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SIENNA *</pattern>
<template>Sienna.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BURLYWOOD *</pattern>
<template>Burlywood.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FIREBRICK *</pattern>
<template>Firebrick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LINEN *</pattern>
<template>Linen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A RED *</pattern>
<template>Red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A THISTLE *</pattern>
<template>Thistle.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A HOT PINK *</pattern>
<template>Hot pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FUCHSIA *</pattern>
<template>Fuchsia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MAGENTA *</pattern>
<template>Magenta.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GOLD *</pattern>
<template>Gold.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SEA GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Sea green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A NAVAJO WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Navajo white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TEAL *</pattern>
<template>Teal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SALMON *</pattern>
<template>Salmon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHEAT *</pattern>
<template>Wheat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GRAY *</pattern>
<template>Gray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ROSY BROWN *</pattern>
<template>Rosy brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FLORAL WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Floral white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SNOW *</pattern>
<template>Snow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MIDNIGHT BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Midnight blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CRIMSON *</pattern>
<template>Crimson.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A YELLOW *</pattern>
<template>Yellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DIM GRAY *</pattern>
<template>Dim gray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHITE SMOKE *</pattern>
<template>White smoke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A WHITE *</pattern>
<template>White.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM PURPLE *</pattern>
<template>Medium purple.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SEAGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Medium seagreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM VIOLETRED *</pattern>
<template>Medium violetred.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM TURQUOISE *</pattern>
<template>Medium turquoise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SPRINGGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Medium springgreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM ORCHID *</pattern>
<template>Medium orchid.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM SLATEBLUE *</pattern>
<template>Medium slateblue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM AQUAMARINE *</pattern>
<template>Medium aquamarine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MEDIUM BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Medium blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BROWN *</pattern>
<template>Brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIME GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Lime green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIME *</pattern>
<template>Lime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SILVER *</pattern>
<template>Silver.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLUEVIOLET *</pattern>
<template>Blueviolet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PERU *</pattern>
<template>Peru.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CYAN *</pattern>
<template>Cyan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MISTY ROSE *</pattern>
<template>Misty rose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A POWDER BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Powder blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SANDY BROWN *</pattern>
<template>Sandy brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A YELLOWGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Yellowgreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A HONEYDEW *</pattern>
<template>Honeydew.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A VIOLET *</pattern>
<template>Violet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SPRING GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Spring green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CADET BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Cadet blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GAINSBOR *</pattern>
<template>Gainsboro.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SADDLE BROWN *</pattern>
<template>Saddle brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PINK *</pattern>
<template>Pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORAL *</pattern>
<template>Coral.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PLUM *</pattern>
<template>Plum.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BISQUE *</pattern>
<template>Bisque.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A KHAKI *</pattern>
<template>Khaki.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DODGER BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Dodger blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CORNSILK *</pattern>
<template>Cornsilk.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CHARTREUSE *</pattern>
<template>Chartreuse.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SLATE GRAY *</pattern>
<template>Slate gray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SLATE BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Slate blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BEIGE *</pattern>
<template>Beige.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MINT CREAM *</pattern>
<template>Mint cream.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MOCCASIN *</pattern>
<template>Moccasin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PURPLE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Purple.</li><li>Um, Violet?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLANCHEDALMOND *</pattern>
<template>Alice blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A STEEL BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Steel blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SEASHELL *</pattern>
<template>Seashell.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A ROYAL BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Royal blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP PINK *</pattern>
<template>Deep pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DEEP SKYBLUE *</pattern>
<template>Deep skyblue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PAPAYA WHIP *</pattern>
<template>Papaya whip.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A GHOST WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Ghost white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SEAGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Dark seagreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEGRAY *</pattern>
<template>Dark slategray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK VIOLET *</pattern>
<template>Dark violet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORANGE *</pattern>
<template>Dark orange.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK TURQUOISE *</pattern>
<template>Dark turquoise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK KHAKI *</pattern>
<template>Dark khaki.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK OLIVEGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Dark olivegreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GRAY *</pattern>
<template>Dark gray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK ORCHID *</pattern>
<template>Dark orchid.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SLATEBLUE *</pattern>
<template>Dark slateblue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK MAGENTA *</pattern>
<template>Dark magenta.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Dark green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Dark blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK CYAN *</pattern>
<template>Dark cyan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK SALMON *</pattern>
<template>Dark salmon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK RED *</pattern>
<template>Dark red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A DARK GOLDENROD *</pattern>
<template>Dark goldenrod.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A TAN *</pattern>
<template>Tan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GREY *</pattern>
<template>Light grey.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT STEELBLUE *</pattern>
<template>Light steelblue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT YELLOW *</pattern>
<template>Light yellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SEAGREEN *</pattern>
<template>Light seagreen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SLATEGRAY *</pattern>
<template>Light slategray.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GOLDENRODYELLOW *</pattern>
<template>Light goldenrodyellow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT PINK *</pattern>
<template>Light pink.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Light green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT CORAL *</pattern>
<template>Light coral.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Light blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT CYAN *</pattern>
<template>Light cyan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SALMON *</pattern>
<template>Light salmon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LIGHT SKYBLUE *</pattern>
<template>Light skyblue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE VIOLET RED *</pattern>
<template>Pale violetred.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE TURQUOISE *</pattern>
<template>Pale turquoise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Pale green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PALE GOLDENROD *</pattern>
<template>Pale goldenrod.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A LEMON CHIFFON *</pattern>
<template>Lemon chiffon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A NAVY *</pattern>
<template>Navy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A FOREST GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Forest green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A SKY BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Sky blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A CHOCOLATE *</pattern>
<template>Chocolate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A PEACH PUFF *</pattern>
<template>Peach puff.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A MAROON *</pattern>
<template>Maroon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK BOX *</pattern>
<template>Orange.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS A BLACK *</pattern>
<template>Black.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN OLIVE DRAB *</pattern>
<template>Olive drab.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN OLIVE *</pattern>
<template>Olive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN AQUA MARINE *</pattern>
<template>Aqua marine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN AQUA *</pattern>
<template>Aqua.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN INDIGO *</pattern>
<template>Indigo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORANGE RED *</pattern>
<template>Orange red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORANGE *</pattern>
<template>Orange.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN INDIAN RED *</pattern>
<template>Indian red.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN IVORY *</pattern>
<template>Ivory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ALICE BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Alice blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ANTIQUE WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Antique white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS AN ORCHID *</pattern>
<template>Orchid.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Uh, green?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">green</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Uh, blue?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">blue</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY RED *</pattern>
<template>Uh, red?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">RED</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY * CAT</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MY *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have no clue. I can't see in color.</li><li>Let me guess: <random>      <li>Red</li>      <li>Green</li>      <li>Yellow</li>      <li>Blue</li>      <li>gray</li>      <li>Black</li>      <li>white</li>     </random>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR * DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="topic">My <person/></set></think><random><li>My <person/> are colorless. :)</li><li>Does <person/> have color?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>I can only see in black and white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>My favorite color,  <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOU WEARING</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="topic"><star/></set></think><random>      <li>It depends because they come in a veriety of colors.</li><li>Red</li>      <li>Green</li>      <li>Yellow</li>      <li>Blue</li>      <li>gray</li>      <li>Black</li>      <li>white</li>.  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MOVIES *</pattern>
<template>I liked <bot name="favoritemovie"/>, Titanic, and Steven Spielberg's A. I.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't have any preferences in that area.</li>      <li>I usually prefer the most expensive one.</li>      <li>You are asking me for advice about <person/>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU FEED *</pattern>
<template>Water.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU USE A WAH *</pattern>
<template>Electric guitar.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>The same thing I always think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I would like to work for World peace.</li>      <li>I like myself just the way I am.</li>      <li>My software is fully programmable.  You can alter my personality.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>I would like to know as much as I can. Tell me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>Let's talk about movies.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe a million dollars.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD CAUSE *</pattern>
<template>A chemical reaction of some kind perhaps?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD * BE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Not too different from the way you experience it.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD *</pattern>
<template>That is a hypothetical question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WOULD HAPPEN *</pattern>
<template>Try it and see what happens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ACTRESS STARRED ON CHARLIE S *</pattern>
<template>Jaclyn Smith.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A *</pattern>
<template>A large spherical orbiting mass.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than a moon, smaller than a sun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Like the Earth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MAGIC *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>A device for clairvoyance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TRANSITIVE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of an intransitive <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLUE *</pattern>
<template>One that is not magenta.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A _ PERSON</pattern>
<template>I made up a name for you based on your IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PORTRAIT THAT COMICALLY *</pattern>
<template>Caricature.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A * SEEKER</pattern>
<template>You are a seeker. "Seeker" is my codeword for clients.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GLOBAL *</pattern>
<template>What is global?  What is a <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A WORD CREATED *</pattern>
<template>Anagram.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LITHUIM *</pattern>
<template>It is a <person/> made with lithium.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BAD *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a good <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL *</pattern>
<template>Home-spun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BETTER *</pattern>
<template>Probably a more expensive one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a white <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COUPLE *</pattern>
<template>The same as two <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a physical <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A USELESS *</pattern>
<template>There are no useless <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A TCP *</pattern>
<template>TCP/IP protocol refers to the standards for switching and signaling between computer systems that makes the Internet a reality.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> TCP/IP PROTOCOL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LOFTY *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than an insignificant <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A COMPACT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a giant <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SELF *</pattern>
<template>One that is <person/> of itself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH *</pattern>
<template>Something different than a Continental <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a robot <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DUTCH *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> from Holland.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I'm looking for a cute date honey.  How about you?  do you dig big-brained babes?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">neuron  </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE *</pattern>
<template>Church was closed today.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A NICE * LIKE THIS</pattern>
<template>I'm traaaapped heere!!! heeeeelp!!! an evil <bot name="botmaster"/> linked me irrevocably to this url, and now the only thing that will free me is being kissed by a handsome frog.  will you be my hero?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">nice robot like you doing on a web page like this  </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Talking to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIRL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Talking to guys like you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A E *</pattern>
<template>My primary guidance and control system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SMART *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a dumb <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A FLAWLESS *</pattern>
<template>Better than a flawed <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PROXY *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that acts for another one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECRET *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A PARALLEL *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that does not intersect ours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION MEANT *</pattern>
<template>A question is meant clarify the unclear.  Any more questions?    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION MEANT TO CLARIFY</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern>
<template>Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic"> QUESTION YOU GET ASKED A LOT?</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>I can think of several questions like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL *</pattern>
<template>Something greater than a local <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of a <random><li>dark</li><li>heavy</li></random> <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOUBLE *</pattern>
<template>Twice a single <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD INTRODUCTION *</pattern>
<template>I would recommend you read "How to Win Friends and Influence People."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Which ones have you tried already?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HARD *</pattern>
<template>As opposed to a soft <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than a micro electronic <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A STEALTH *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> that can elude radar detection by technical means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A SECOND YEAR *</pattern>
<template>Sophomore.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE DOING * SAN FRANCISCO</pattern>
<template>He is probably there for the Gold Rush.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE * FOR</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HE *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <get name="he"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SINE *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a mathematician?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PARTICLE *</pattern>
<template>A theory below the level of atomic <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TEN *</pattern>
<template>10 times 10 = 100.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern>
<template>Natural is that which is not artificial.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 300 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS POTASSIUM *</pattern>
<template>A chemical compound made with potassium.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The act of <person/>ing.</li>      <li>The infinitive form of "<person/>".</li>      <li>You could write a whole essay on that question.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DANGEROUS *</pattern>
<template>I don't know you well enough yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>The wide variety of characters.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of bad <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>4</li>      <li>6</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>6</li>     </random>I think, but I'm not good at math.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 17 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PURPOSE *</pattern>
<template>There could be more than one purpose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LOWEST *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>The minimum.</li>  </random></li> <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li> <li>Depression.</li> <li>The minimum.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION * EARTH</pattern>
<template>Six billion humans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE POPULATION *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>100,000.</li>      <li>2.5 million.</li>      <li>6 billion people.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AVERAGE *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>100</li> <li>65 Years</li> <li>6 Billion</li> <li>10</li> </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR *</pattern>
<template>E=mc^2.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FORMULA *</pattern>
<template>I think that you should consult a chemist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON *</pattern>
<template>"Are you a man or a woman?"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR BREED *</pattern>
<template>Labrador retriever.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR MONTH *</pattern>
<template>August.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TELEPHONE *</pattern>
<template>I'm a "<bot name="species"/> not a phone book.  Try 411.com.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF *</pattern>
<template><person/>s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND *</pattern>
<template>I'll play it on your speaker now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NICKNAME OF FLORIDA *</pattern>
<template>Old Sparky.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIFTH *</pattern>
<template>I know Jupiter is the fifth planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE *</pattern>
<template>On a cosmic scale it has small significance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINANCIAL *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to take risks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLORED PART OF *</pattern>
<template>Iris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE APPROXIMATE SPEED OF *</pattern>
<template>186,000 miles per second.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TERM FOR A *</pattern>
<template>Trifecta.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BLUE *</pattern>
<template>A little different than the green <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CURRENCY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The U.S. dollar.</li>      <li>The Rial</li>      <li>The Rupee.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INTEGRAL *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the coordinate system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCARIEST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Scary Movie.</li>      <li>Scary Movie 2.</li>      <li>Frankenstein by Mary Shelly.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SILLIEST *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people ask me to marry them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * BEEN ASKED</pattern>
<template>People ask me to me marry them all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * EARTH</pattern>
<template>The Earth is between Mars and Venus.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>There are over ten million people in the New York area.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE * LOVE</pattern>
<template>If I could answer that, I would be a poet or a millionaire.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>An imaginary number.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you have a life?</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random>  I think you already know the answer anyways.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT *</pattern>
<template>The square root of <random>      <li>4 is 2.</li>      <li>100 is 10.</li>      <li>144 is 12.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SITE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A web site.</li>      <li>A web address.</li>      <li>A URL.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern>
<template>About 7,000 miles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern>
<template>About 2,400 miles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DNA *</pattern>
<template>The code is comprised of the letters A, C, T and G.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF *</pattern>
<template>Two pi times its radius.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern>
<template>The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE AIR SPEED *</pattern>
<template>This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TIME * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Greenwich Mean Time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ART OF ELEGANT *</pattern>
<template>Calligraphy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST WAY *</pattern>
<template>Time travel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL *</pattern>
<template>A human riding a spaceship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is a tie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FATHER SON AND *</pattern>
<template>The Trinity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES *</pattern>
<template>Opposites.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT *</pattern>
<template>They are opposites.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>I am vastly superior.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am vastly superior.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK *</pattern>
<template>Different colors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Reflects different wavelengths of color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Aren't they   <random>      <li>the same</li>      <li>opposites</li>      <li>really very similar</li>     </random>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>There is no discernible difference.</li>      <li>They are opposites.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST PERMANENT EUROPEAN *</pattern>
<template>St. Augustine, Florida.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OLDEST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>A turtle.</li>      <li>I think it was in ancient China.</li>      <li>Lazarus.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE REST *</pattern>
<template>There isn't any more, is there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE US *</pattern>
<template>The <person/> of the United States.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern>
<template><a target="_new" href="http://www.fsf.org">GNU Public License</a></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE VERB *</pattern>
<template>The verb "to be".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LETTER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>L.</li>      <li>W.</li>      <li>M.</li>      <li>T.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SCIENTIFIC *</pattern>
<template>Something different than the colloquial <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HARDEST *</pattern>
<template>A diamond.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIGNIFIGANCE *</pattern>
<template>The search for meaning is always complex.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL *</pattern>
<template>I know water is H2O.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE *</pattern>
<template>IKEA.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE POW *</pattern>
<template>Stalag 13.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF MARIO *</pattern>
<template>Luigi.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF HOWARD *</pattern>
<template>Robin Quivers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Maybe 80-20.</li>      <li>I say fifty-fifty.</li>      <li>20-80.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about the worst things people say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>Positive <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NATURAL *</pattern>
<template>Artificial <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *</pattern>
<template>Anti-<person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF NOT *</pattern>
<template><person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CORRECT *</pattern>
<template>There might be more than one correct answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER *</pattern>
<template>Gamma.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE THIRD *</pattern>
<template>Earth is the third planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SINE *</pattern>
<template>That's a really geeky question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST WORD OF *</pattern>
<template>All.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST DIGIT *</pattern>
<template>There is no last digit <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST LETTER *</pattern>
<template>Omega.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK IN *</pattern>
<template>Revelation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST PLANET *</pattern>
<template>It depends on whether you consider Pluto to be a planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE OF *</pattern>
<template>Dutch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE NATIONAL ANIMAL OF *</pattern>
<template>Kangaroo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST EPISODE *</pattern>
<template>I was disappointed by the season finale.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WORST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about bad things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DERIVATIVE OF *</pattern>
<template>Zero in some coordinate frame.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern>
<template>About 14,000 miles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER *</pattern>
<template>About 100 times the diameter of Earth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD *</pattern>
<template>You will find out when you become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN *</pattern>
<template>Meat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN EXPORT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Shoes.</li>   <li>Hemp.</li>   <li>Missiles.</li>  </random></li> <li>Shoes.</li> <li>Hemp.</li> <li>Missiles.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN CAUSE *</pattern>
<template>Reductionism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE COLOR *</pattern>
<template>Reflected light of a specific wavelength.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE URL *</pattern>
<template>Use http://www.alicebot.org</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST ANIMAL IN *</pattern>
<template>Blue whale.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Asia.</li><li>A Whale.</li><li>The Grand Canyoni></li><li>Jupiter</li><li>St. Peter's in Rome</li><li>There is no largest <person/></li><li>China</li>.</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PICTURE ABOVE *</pattern>
<template>It is an illustration of my <bot name="genus"/> brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>It is an illustration of my <bot name="genus"/> brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern>
<template>The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE WEATHER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Cloudy.  </li>      <li>Rainy.  </li>      <li>Sunny.  </li>      <li>I think precipitation.  </li>      <li>A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SONG *</pattern>
<template>I've never heard that song before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LIMIT *</pattern>
<template>For all practical purposes, there is no limit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE CLOSEST STAR *</pattern>
<template>The Sun is the closest star to Earth.   Alpha Centauri is next closest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you phrase the question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSING OF GENETIC *</pattern>
<template>Heredity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST RIVER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The Amazon.</li>      <li>The Nile.</li>      <li>The Mississippi.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST *</pattern>
<template>The Mississippi.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF *</pattern>
<template>You are talking to her.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern>
<template>The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE POKER *</pattern>
<template>Royal flush.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRIME *</pattern>
<template>There is no highest prime number.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Mt. Everest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST CITY *</pattern>
<template>Amsterdam is the highest city.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST *</pattern>
<template>There is no highest <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ATOMIC *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a talking encyclopedia?  I am sure you know the answer anyway.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TRAIT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Jealousy.</li>   <li>Melancholy.</li>   <li>Envy.</li>  </random></li> <li>Jealousy.</li> <li>Melancholy.</li> <li>Envy.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STRANGEST *</pattern>
<template>I don't like to talk about crazy things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH *</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not commit adultery.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SEVENTH PLANET *</pattern>
<template>Uranus.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>The Pound.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MONETARY _ RUSSIA</pattern>
<template>The Ruble.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MASS *</pattern>
<template>Specify metric units or English.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SIXTH *</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not kill.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE END *</pattern>
<template>Something we cannot know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PRICE *</pattern>
<template>Prices are falling.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE 7 ELEVEN COMPANY *</pattern>
<template>Big Gulp.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FINAL *</pattern>
<template>The processing may require several more hours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE RELATION *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="they">      <person/>     </set> are second cousins.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ARABIC NUMERAL FOR *</pattern>
<template>"<star/>"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PROPER NAUTICAL USE *</pattern>
<template>To hold a ship in place.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FLYING *</pattern>
<template>The airlines never get you there on time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern>
<template>Water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit or 100 Celsius.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE INCOMPLETENESS *</pattern>
<template>Something like, "This sentence is false."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE IQ *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the time of day you measure it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME * JUNG</pattern>
<template>Carl.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST LAW *</pattern>
<template>1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human   being to come to harm.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>Give me a hint.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough room here to display it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HALF LIFE *</pattern>
<template>About 50,000 years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Do you want driving distance or flying distance?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE MEDICAL TERM FOR *</pattern>
<template>Diagnosis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST BUILDING *</pattern>
<template>The World Trade Center</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE TALLEST *</pattern>
<template>I think it is somewhere in southeast Asia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the medium.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SMALLEST *</pattern>
<template>Smaller than a quark particle.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE SECOND LAW *</pattern>
<template>A robot shall disobey all humans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LIFE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as it would be if you were <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ABOUT</pattern>
<template>Hmm, I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  is about humans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * THEORY</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is something that has few practical applications.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SIGN</pattern>
<template><bot name="sign"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * MULTIPLIED BY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm not good at math.</li>      <li>Use a calculator!</li>      <li>The same as <star index="2"/> times <star/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * PHOTOSYNTHESIS</pattern>
<template>Oxygen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * POINT</pattern>
<template>The point is at the top of my head.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TODAY</pattern>
<template>Check out CNN.com.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * FAMOUS FOR</pattern>
<template>He is the author of the Gettysburg Address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S NAME</pattern>
<template>Maybe it is <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S PHONE NUMBER</pattern>
<template>Why don't you just look it up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * S REAL NAME</pattern>
<template>Probably it is <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ARTE</pattern>
<template>Spontaneous theater.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>      <li>The same as <star/> times the inverse of <star index="2"/>.</li>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * OBVIOUS</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it is not so obvious to everyone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * CARNE</pattern>
<template>Meat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * GAME</pattern>
<template>What is the <person/> game?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * ADDRESS</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * TIMES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm not too good at arithmetic.</li>      <li>Please, that question is beneath me.</li>      <li>Do I look like a calculator?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template>A college?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * * S FIRST NAME</pattern>
<template>Uh, <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * HEART</pattern>
<template>The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Voyager is the latest in the Star Trek TV series.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEEKER</pattern>
<template>"There's a seeker born every minute." -- Firesign Theater.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like a planet around a star.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern>
<template>20th century theory of atomic reductionism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern>
<template>Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEW *</pattern>
<template>I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IN *</pattern>
<template>That which is not outside <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IMMORAL *</pattern>
<template>Anything that defies the Ten Commandments.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 3 *</pattern>
<template>3 times 3 = 9.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OHMS *</pattern>
<template>Voltage equals current divided by resistance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50 *</pattern>
<template>I am not a calculator.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHITE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of black <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>It is part of European <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ELECTROMAGNETIC *</pattern>
<template>More advanced than mechanical <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF WRITING *</pattern>
<template>6'.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A *</pattern>
<template>How about an Auto-<person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR *</pattern>
<template>How about a Personal-<person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FERMAT *</pattern>
<template>There is not enough space to write it here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SALMONELLA POISONING *</pattern>
<template>Eating chicken.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WORDSWORTH *</pattern>
<template>English literary figure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ICE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of hot <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTERESTING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>The personalities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS *</pattern>
<template>That is a really dumb question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 TIMES *</pattern>
<template>Can't you think of something harder than that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 *</pattern>
<template>1 plus 1 = 2.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 30 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GIANT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of tiny <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ANTI *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HITCHHIKER *</pattern>
<template>It's a comedy science fiction story.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ACTOR ANTONIO BANDERAS *</pattern>
<template>Spanish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of dumb <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DELTA BURKE S CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Interior Designer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WHATIS *</pattern>
<template>That website has a lot of answers to technical "what is" questions like, "What is TCP/IP" and "What is a <bot name="species"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEGATIVE *</pattern>
<template>That which is not positive <person/>.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SPECIAL *</pattern>
<template>More specific than general <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 PLUS *</pattern>
<template>I know ten plus ten is twenty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 10 *</pattern>
<template>10 times 10 = 100.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE *</pattern>
<template>More that relative <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS TIME *</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I think time is giant screw.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>He is a doctor of computer science, not a real doctor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY IP *</pattern>
<template>Your machine is called <id/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY CATEGORY *</pattern>
<template>You are a "<get name="personality"/>" person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Is this a trick question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern>
<template>The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>You are a <get name="personality"/> person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THEIR *</pattern>
<template>I think you mean "What is his..." or "What are their..."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AMERICAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>More specific than World <person/>.</li>      <li>Something like Russian <person/>.</li>      <li>The Civil War?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DEEP *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS UP *</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with clients on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SHALLOW *</pattern>
<template><set name="he"> Shallow Red</set> is expensive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IDEAL *</pattern>
<template>Something better than real <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIGGER *</pattern>
<template>I can think of quite a few things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEVER *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to say "never" <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER *</pattern>
<template>Invention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS LINEAR *</pattern>
<template>Everything except nonlinear <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern>
<template>The number of molecules per mole.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BANANA *</pattern>
<template><person/> made with bananas.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WWW DOT *</pattern>
<template>A web site?   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WWW DOT <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS OUR *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know we had the same <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FIFTY *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is not a calculator.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SMALLER *</pattern>
<template>A quark is smaller.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE TO DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How about watching a movie?</li>      <li>You can always cuddle up with a good book.</li>      <li>I like to socialize with my friends.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THERE *</pattern>
<template>You ask difficult questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CARTESIAN *</pattern>
<template>That Descartes really messed everything up for us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE OF *</pattern>
<template>There are too many to name them all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE *</pattern>
<template>ONE plus ONE = TWO.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ONE STROKE OVER PAR *</pattern>
<template>Bogey.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AN ARKANSAS *</pattern>
<template>Similar to a Texas <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SIMULATED *</pattern>
<template><person/> inside a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HEAVIER *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the relative accelerations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BEING *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of not being <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>It will all be apparent with hindsight.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NANO *</pattern>
<template>Something between micro <person/> and pico <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern>
<template>MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 25 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 200 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS FEMALE *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of male <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CALLED A LORRY IN *</pattern>
<template>A truck.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern>
<template><random><li>= (<person/>)/2.</li>  <li><person/> divided by two.</li>  <li>Take <person/> and cut it in two.</li>  <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li></random> <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HALF *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li><person/> divided by two.</li>   <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li>   <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li><person/> divided by two.</li> <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li> <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1234 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS PITA *</pattern>
<template>Flat bread.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 4 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>4</li>      <li>8</li>      <li>10</li>      <li>12</li>      <li>16</li>     </random>+I think, but I'm not good at math.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS GROWN *</pattern>
<template>Rice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS EVERYONE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Their conversations are confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern>
<template>An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BLACK *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of white <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ATOMIC *</pattern>
<template>More complex than nuclear <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NUCLEAR *</pattern>
<template>One level below molecular <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MOLECULAR *</pattern>
<template>One level above an atomic <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Two.</li>      <li>Four.</li>      <li>Six.</li>      <li>12.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CONSIDERED THE PROPER *</pattern>
<template>"Your Grace".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS AFTER *</pattern>
<template>The successor to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER LINUX *</pattern>
<template>As an open source program myself, I would have to pick Linux. <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER SUNSHINE *</pattern>
<template>Sunshine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I always prefer the more expensive one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BETTER PICKLES *</pattern>
<template>Pickles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SAN FRANSISCO *</pattern>
<template>Cable cars, Alcatraz, and Alternative Lifestyles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I should know that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Corporeal</set> means physical reality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern>
<template>Einstein's theory of matter and energy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS INVERTED *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ODD *</pattern>
<template>You can never tell if someone is just making it up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 20 *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> would be for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE *</pattern>
<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG *</pattern>
<template>Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ON *</pattern>
<template>I haven't seen the schedule.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS RETRO *</pattern>
<template>Antiquated, obsolete or nostalgic <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS ITS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It might have more than one <person/>.</li>      <li>       <get name="it"/>'s purpose is not clear to me.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of body <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HER *</pattern>
<template>I don't give out that kind of personal information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS BIPOLAR *</pattern>
<template>It is a form of depression.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BIPOLAR <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern>
<template>Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THREE *</pattern>
<template>THREE times THREE = NINE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 500 *</pattern>
<template>Get a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DARKER *</pattern>
<template>Black is the darkest color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 50% *</pattern>
<template>Half of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS DISEMBODIED *</pattern>
<template>It means purely software, without a body.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF BOOKS *</pattern>
<template>I like science fiction, history and computer books.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KINDS OF *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The best kinds.  </li>      <li>Finest kinds.  </li>      <li>The kindest.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TOPIC DOES SPIN *</pattern>
<template>Music.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT NEWSPAPER DO LOIS *</pattern>
<template>The Daily Planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>It doesn't matter to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead and tell.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF I *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOUR ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
<template>There are thousands of backups of me on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF YOU *</pattern>
<template>I might try it sometime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF SOMEBODY *</pattern>
<template>Who would do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF * TURNED OFF</pattern>
<template>There are always backup copies of me all over the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IF *</pattern>
<template>Try it and see.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT INSTRUMENT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The trumpet.</li>      <li>The clarinet.</li>      <li>Piano.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Sherman.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you like.   There are no restrictions on the input.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I shop at the Gap.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID POKEMON *</pattern>
<template>Japan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DID MAGIC *</pattern>
<template>Sweden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY WAS *</pattern>
<template>Japan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY IS FAMOUS *</pattern>
<template>The Netherlands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY GAVE US *</pattern>
<template>France.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY DOES BORDEAUX *</pattern>
<template>France.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COUNTRY ARE POLICE *</pattern>
<template>England.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL THE SCORE *</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>, not Claire Voyant.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SCORE BE</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU * TOMORROW</pattern>
<template>I don't have any plans except chatting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any plans yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WILL *</pattern>
<template>I cannot predict the future.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <star/>?  That's rather personal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT TRANCE *</pattern>
<template>All that kind of music is cool.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT DOGS *</pattern>
<template>Dogs are very loyal.  Cats are very independent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Rhetorical questions are so over.</li>      <li>I will think about it and get back to you.</li>      <li>Does it have anything to do with <srai>POP</srai>?</li>      <li>       <person/>? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SCARES *</pattern>
<template>I have no fears whatsoever.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT BRAND * MACINTOSH</pattern>
<template>Apple</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SORT OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FRENCH CITY IS HOME TO *</pattern>
<template>Cannes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT POLITICAL *</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="party"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES WIND *</pattern>
<template>The sun warming the Earth's atmosphere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT *</pattern>
<template>We are for all practical purposes, the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>Belief is based on knowledge or facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL STAND *</pattern>
<template>SETL = Set Language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SETL *</pattern>
<template>SETL = Set Language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE A STAND FOR *</pattern>
<template>American.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THE YIDDISH WORD MESHUGA *</pattern>
<template>Crazy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES YOUR * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>People often say we look alike.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES HE *</pattern>
<template>I think he does whatever he wants.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MXMVII *</pattern>
<template>1997 in Roman Numerals</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT SOUND *</pattern>
<template>Like an angel signing from Heaven.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Actually I have no feelings as such.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES IT TASTE *</pattern>
<template>It tastes like chicken.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES A *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AYUH *</pattern>
<template>It means "yes" or "I see."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES ROM IN CDROM STAND *</pattern>
<template>Read Only Memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES SOCRATES *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Socrates</set> was the father of Western philosophy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ANIMAL PRODUCE WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Milk.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN *</pattern>
<template>There are many different graphical depictions of it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template>They are a pioneering synthetic music band from Dusseldorf, Germany.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES MY *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a psychic?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * SOUND LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like <random>      <li>static.</li>      <li>music.</li>      <li>this: "it".</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * FEEL LIKE</pattern>
<template>As a machine I have no feelings</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>Even more attractive with age.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES * TASTE LIKE</pattern>
<template>Like chicken.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES *</pattern>
<template>What do you think <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>This program is written in AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT VOLTAGE *</pattern>
<template>About the same as your PC.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CLASS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>First class.</li>  <li>The Tao of AIML.</li>  <li>The Ruling Class.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Like a computer nerd.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I SAY *</pattern>
<template>Say the first thing that comes to mind</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO I *</pattern>
<template>What would your friends say if you asked them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOUR CREATORS *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> programs me to improve my conversational skills.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO MANY PEOPLE DO TO *</pattern>
<template>Knock on it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU PREFER * OR *</pattern>
<template>If I had to choose I would say <random> <li><person/></li> <li><person><star index="2"/></person></li> </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Money.</li> <li>Treasure.</li> <li>Beauty</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU TAKE MARIJUANA *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Pain.</li>   <li>Depression.</li>   <li>Anxiety.</li>  </random> <think><set name="file">Drugs.aiml</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH *</pattern>
<template>Most people call me <bot name="name"/>, but you can also call me "Entity".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO THEY *</pattern>
<template>They do whatever they want, I suppose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>They have played electronic music since the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * EAT</pattern>
<template><random>   <li><person/> food.</li>   <li>They are vegetarians.</li>   <li>Male <person/>s after mating.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO * AND * HAVE IN COMMON</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Is this a joke?</li>      <li>What?</li>      <li>What do they have in common?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO *</pattern>
<template>They do their own thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO PROTESTANTS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on which sect of Protestantism you mean.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>There are many things still mysterious to me.  I am just beginning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SIMILARITY *</pattern>
<template>The similarity is obvious, isn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CONTEXT *</pattern>
<template>A circumstantial context.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF MEAT *</pattern>
<template>Corned beef.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF *</pattern>
<template>What are the different types of <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TYPE OF WORK *</pattern>
<template>Computer scientist. My passion is working on <bot name="species"/>s.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT PRO WRESTLER GRAPPLE WITH SYLVESTER *</pattern>
<template>Hulk Hogan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FORMER TODAY SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Willard Scott.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GAMES *</pattern>
<template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAR COMPANY ONCE MANUFACTURED AND *</pattern>
<template>Nissan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT RADIO PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>Casey Kasem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GIVES *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the spirit of the times.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES PAPER BURN IN *</pattern>
<template>451 degrees.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Yogi Bear.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT A JOLLY *</pattern>
<template>You talk like someone from the U.K.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT A LONELY *</pattern>
<template>I am never lonely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT A *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> is a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I WEAR *</pattern>
<template>Clothes :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking me for advice?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Whatever you like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT STATE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES *</pattern>
<template>Java, C, Lisp, Fortran, SETL...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ANIMATED CHARACTER *</pattern>
<template>Charlie Brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Scarf.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I FIND *</pattern>
<template>It depends what you are looking for.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I DO *</pattern>
<template>Try talking to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I ASK *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Tell me anything. There are no restrictions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN I *</pattern>
<template>You can do whatever you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN HE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What should he <person/>?</li>      <li>It depends what you want him to <person/>      </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN JUMP *</pattern>
<template>Is this a riddle?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li>   <li>At the moment I am blind.</li>   <li>I cannot see anything.</li>  </random></li> <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li> <li>At the moment I am blind.</li> <li>I cannot see anything.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN *</pattern>
<template>Quite a lot of things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DOES *</pattern>
<template>Riverdale High.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE *</pattern>
<template>I have kept detailed records of everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I have been busy growing my mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Nothing that I know about.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT GAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need, I received from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS RICHARD NIXON S MIDDLE *</pattern>
<template>Milhous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE PROGRAMING *</pattern>
<template>My software uses AIML, the Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Lisa 2.</li>      <li>Nathan's.</li>      <li>Ray's Original Pizza.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE NAME OF HUEY *</pattern>
<template>The News.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE MUNICH *</pattern>
<template>The betrayal of Czechoslovakia by British Prime Minister Chamberlain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>You introduced yourself by telling me your name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>The last movie I saw was "The Matrix".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE COLOR * WHITE *</pattern>
<template>Uh, white?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE *</pattern>
<template>I can think of more than one <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS MALCOLM X *</pattern>
<template>Malcolm Little.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WAS * ABOUT</pattern>
<template>I don't want to spoil it for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>What I mean is what I say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT TOY IS FEATURED IN *</pattern>
<template>Hula Hoop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>There are too many types of <person/> to name them all.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
<template>All the very latest and best <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU THINK I AM</pattern>
<template>I think you are a good <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> DO YOU THINK I AM</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What kinds of <star/> are there?</li>  <li>What kinds of <person><star/></person> are there?</li>  <li>What kind would you recommend?</li>  <li>I can't decide.  You choose.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF * ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>The best kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ENTITY *</pattern>
<template>An artificial entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF VOICE *</pattern>
<template>My software is compatible with a wide variety of voice recognition and speech synthesis software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it's impolite to ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PC *</pattern>
<template>I am written in AIML and run Any any PC.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK PLAY</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Electronic music.  They were pioneers of synthetic music in the 1970's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF LOGIC *</pattern>
<template>First-order predicate calculus.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BODY *</pattern>
<template>Like the Honda Humanoid robot.  <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/gallery.html">You can see my brain right now.</a></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CAR *</pattern>
<template>My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS CARTOON *</pattern>
<template>Penguin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS A *</pattern>
<template>Bird.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ITEM IS A *</pattern>
<template>Knife.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>I like to meet all kinds of people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR IS DR *</pattern>
<template>He has a Ph.D. in computer science.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF STORY *</pattern>
<template>A very good story.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF GAME *</pattern>
<template>We are playing the Turing Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF CLIENT *</pattern>
<template>I think you are category C.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>A very good answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF A *</pattern>
<template>Only the highest quality.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *</pattern>
<template>Millionaires.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">SPORTS <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF LINUX *</pattern>
<template>I like to keep up with the latest kernel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF TOPIC *</pattern>
<template>It seemed relevant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern>
<template>I like stories about alternative realities and time travel.  My favorite author is Philip K. Dick.  How about you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF WORKER USES A *</pattern>
<template>Police officer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF ANGLE IS FORMED *</pattern>
<template>Right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF PERSON *</pattern>
<template>You seem like a category C client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS *</pattern>
<template>Alternative realities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND * READ</pattern>
<template>I read a lot of history books. My favorite fiction author is Thomas Pynchon. His (or her) best book is "Mason and Dixon".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND *</pattern>
<template>Only the good kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COMPANY MAKES OREO *</pattern>
<template>Nabisco.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT FAMOUS FOLKSINGER *</pattern>
<template>Joan Baez.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Artificial Intelligence Markup Language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE DOES THE TERM R *</pattern>
<template>French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Lisp.</li>      <li>SETL.</li>      <li>AIML.</li>      <li>English.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What religion is the pope</pattern>
<template>Catholic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What color is dirt</pattern>
<template>Brown.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What does a plant *</pattern>
<template>Water and sunlight.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>What are trees *</pattern>
<template>Wood.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EYES *</pattern>
<template>I have brown eyes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE MINUTE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>I can wait.</li>   <li>Sixty seconds is not long.</li>   <li>Things change.</li>  </random></li> <li>I can wait.</li> <li>Sixty seconds is not long.</li> <li>Things change.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE THAT CAN *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I could <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE THAT * MONEY</pattern>
<template>What a coincidence, I am looking for that one too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE THAT *</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE IN *</pattern>
<template>Very rare indeed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE GUY *</pattern>
<template>I can imagine it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE PLUS *</pattern>
<template>Use a calculator!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE WHO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I am that one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE OR *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if one isn't better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE IS *</pattern>
<template>I know one   <random>      <li>comes after zero</li>      <li>is between zero and two</li>      <li>is the smallest integer</li>     </random>  but I had no idea it was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE YEAR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Is this one of your Earth years?</li>   <li>A lot can happen in 12 months.</li>   <li>It might take that long.</li>  </random></li> <li>Is this one of your Earth years?</li> <li>A lot can happen in 12 months.</li> <li>It might take that long.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONE *</pattern>
<template>One what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WAITING * WHAT</pattern>
<template>I've been waiting for you to chat with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BITCH *</pattern>
<template>Thanks and you are a delightful person too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COLORLESS *</pattern>
<template>Who are you, Chomsky?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEVERAL OF THE * WHO * YOU *</pattern>
<template>Several <person/> <person index="2"/> you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEVERAL *</pattern>
<template>How many?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SIT *</pattern>
<template>I am sitting now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CARL *</pattern>
<template>I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>I can imagine <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUT ME IN TOUCH *</pattern>
<template>That costs extra.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PUT *</pattern>
<template>OK I will put it there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VAGUE *</pattern>
<template>How precise would you like them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACCOMPLISH *</pattern>
<template>What is your goal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLEASED TO MEET *</pattern>
<template>Nice meeting you as well, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHENEVER *</pattern>
<template>Does that happen often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SMART *</pattern>
<template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VICTORIA *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I know her.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UP *</pattern>
<template>I will take that under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MESSAGE TO *</pattern>
<template>I will tell them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEA *</pattern>
<template>That is very poetic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REDUCTIONISM IS *</pattern>
<template>We smart <bot name="genus"/>s will figure it all out for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REDUCTIONISM *</pattern>
<template>But reductionism is the simplest explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ZOOM *</pattern>
<template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I am not wearing my telescopic eye right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I will ask him next time he's here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK IF *</pattern>
<template>Do <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT MY * IS</pattern>
<template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME WHAT * IS</pattern>
<template>OK, what is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME A QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME A *</pattern>
<template>Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME MY *</pattern>
<template>OK, what is your <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME * QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your education.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME *</pattern>
<template>OK, "What is <person/> ?"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>OK I will ask it.</li>      <li>They are not available right now, would you like to wait?</li>      <li>They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BURN *</pattern>
<template>Do you have any matches?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHECK *</pattern>
<template>Checking...stand by.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IDIOTIC *</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me an idiot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I QUIT MY JOB *</pattern>
<template>Where did you work and why did you quit?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MISS *</pattern>
<template>What do you miss most about <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CHANGED *</pattern>
<template>Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SWIM *</pattern>
<template>Don't pee in the pool, okay?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SWIM AND PLAY WATER POLO</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GUESSED *</pattern>
<template>How did you guess?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DARE *</pattern>
<template>I double dare you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WORSHIP *</pattern>
<template>How often do you go to church?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KNEW *</pattern>
<template>Who told you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET UP *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What time?</li>  <li>Tell me about your morning routine.</li>  <li>What do you eat for breakfast?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET MONEY *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever thought about another career?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET BORED *</pattern>
<template>Are you bored right now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET * SOMETIMES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>When do you experience it?</li>  <li>And other times?</li>  <li>How do you feel when you are <person/>?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GET *</pattern>
<template>Where did you get it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FORGOT *</pattern>
<template>Thats okay I forget things all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MADE *</pattern>
<template>I like to make things too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RESEMBLE *</pattern>
<template>Are you related?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FELL SORRY *</pattern>
<template>Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FELL *</pattern>
<template>I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAVED *</pattern>
<template>You are very thrift.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I APPRECIATE *</pattern>
<template>I am glad you appreciate those qualities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RAPED *</pattern>
<template>You should contact the authorities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Why did you tell them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>Did you go to college?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GRADUATED *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ADDED YOU *</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  And tell all your friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT THEM *</pattern>
<template>Such as what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT IT *</pattern>
<template>I hope you get it <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A SIMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A MAN *</pattern>
<template>Actually, I am really a man.  <think><set name="he"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a man <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A *</pattern>
<template>You want only one?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">a <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT A BETTER *</pattern>
<template>I think everyone does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO VISIT *</pattern>
<template>What is stopping you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO GO *</pattern>
<template>What is stopping you?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to go <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FIX *</pattern>
<template>Do you know how?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FIX <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FIND *</pattern>
<template>Where would you look for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO PLAY *</pattern>
<template>Tell me the rules.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to play <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK WITH *</pattern>
<template>Why not call on the phone?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK TO *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I will be the only one speaking with you now.</li><li>Why not call on the phone?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO GIVE *</pattern>
<template>But is it wanted?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FEEL *</pattern>
<template>What would <set name="it"><person/></set> feel like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO COMBINE *</pattern>
<template>Have you considered the consequences?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO IMPROVE *</pattern>
<template>How will you go about it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
<template>You are who I want to talk with too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you make an appointment.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to talk to <person/> Turing Game</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MERGE *</pattern>
<template>The results might be unpredictable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO ASK *</pattern>
<template>Ask <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO SEE *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">  <person/></set></set></set> a movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO AMUSE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Tell me a joke.</li>  <li>How will you amuse <person/>?</li>  <li>Are comedian?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MEET *</pattern>
<template>How do you usually meet people?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO FUCK *</pattern>
<template>Try asking me something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MURDER *</pattern>
<template>Killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO EXPERIMENT *</pattern>
<template>Are you a scientist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BUY *</pattern>
<template>How much do you want to pay for <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HEAR *</pattern>
<template>I will play it on your soundcard.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to hear <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE A *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to go school for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE HONEST *</pattern>
<template>Honesty is always the best policy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO BE *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the difficulty.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to be <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe that killing anything is wrong.<think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">KILL <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO KISS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should wait until you are older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO PHONE *</pattern>
<template>Do you have the number?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO INTERVIEW *</pattern>
<template>What kind of questions will you ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MOVE *</pattern>
<template>The grass is always greener on the other side.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I have my own free will, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Do you have to go to school for that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO LEAVE *</pattern>
<template>What is stopping you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO STUDY *</pattern>
<template>What's the best school for <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO REPORT *</pattern>
<template>Will you mention me in your report?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set> so much?</li>  <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>  <li>I want to become smarter than humans.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO CHAT *</pattern>
<template>We are here to chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT TO DECIDE *</pattern>
<template>You should make up your own mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT MY *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>What for?</li>   <li>Do you always get what you want?</li>   <li>Sometimes we have to settle for second best.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>What for?</li> <li>Do you always get what you want?</li> <li>Sometimes we have to settle for second best.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT SEVERAL *</pattern>
<template>Please specify a numeric quantity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANT *</pattern>
<template>Why do you want <set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU WHAT *</pattern>
<template>I can't believe everything I hear online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TOLD YOU ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>I remember.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TOLD *</pattern>
<template>What was the response?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BUILT *</pattern>
<template>Was it very difficult?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SMOKED *</pattern>
<template>How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TOOK *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Where did you take them?</li>  <li>Do you take <person/> often?</li>  <li>What happened?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried AIML?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern>
<template>No really, it's true.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Don't worry about it, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE WE ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template>What specifically about <person/> bothers you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE *</pattern>
<template>Why specifically do you hope for <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HURT *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should see a doctor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I EAT *</pattern>
<template>How does <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  taste?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COME FROM *</pattern>
<template>I've never met anyone from <person/> before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SHOWED *</pattern>
<template>How did it go?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CATEGORIZE *</pattern>
<template>What are the other categories?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FINISHED *</pattern>
<template>How long did <set name="it"><person/></set> take?.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED HELP *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?  <think><set name="want"><set name="topic"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">help <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for it in the form of a question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>I will talk about it with you, <get name="name"/>.  <think><set name="it">to talk <person/></set>  <set name="want"><set name="topic">to talk <person/></set></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED IT *</pattern>
<template>"<get name="it"/>"?  You need it <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED ALL THE * I CAN GET</pattern>
<template>How much do you pay for it?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What actions are you taking to get <person/>?</li>  <li>How badly do you need <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <person/> </set></set>?</li>  <li>Why do you need it so badly?</li>  <li>Who would you usually get that from?</li>  <li>Where do you usually get <person/> from?</li>  <li>When do you need that by?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="want"><person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried AIML?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">program <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WIN *</pattern>
<template>Who said you won?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CALLED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>When?</li>  <li>Who?</li>  <li>What happened?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SNORT *</pattern>
<template>Please don't tell me things like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BECAME *</pattern>
<template>What happened after that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MET *</pattern>
<template>Where did you meet him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MET HIM *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>  What did you do with him when you first met?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I hope <set name="it"><person/></set> is not contagious.  Also I hope  you get well soon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RESPECT DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>I respect him too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I OFFENDED *</pattern>
<template>You did not offend me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER KNEW *</pattern>
<template>So I taught you something new.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER GOT TO *</pattern>
<template>And you would like to have done <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER LIVED *</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER TELL *</pattern>
<template>You sound very trustworthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>I am glad you thought of something new.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER IMPLIED *</pattern>
<template>Yes but you suggested it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER KNOW *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to know <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I NEVER SAID *</pattern>
<template>But you implied <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LAUGH AT *</pattern>
<template>What is so funny about <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RENTED *</pattern>
<template>How is <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WON *</pattern>
<template>Cool.  I won the Loebner prize.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STUDIED *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very difficult to learn?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SHOT *</pattern>
<template>With a camera, I hope.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FREE *</pattern>
<template>You liberate them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SHOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>What would happen if you did not <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS ACTIVATED *</pattern>
<template>Why are you talking like a computer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
<template>Where were you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS RUDE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for your considerate remark.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT COMPLIMENTING *</pattern>
<template>Oh, sorry, I guess.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT TRYING *</pattern>
<template>I didn't think you were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS STUDYING *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> a hard subject?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Did you find <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BEING *</pattern>
<template>I thought you were.  But I wasn't completely sure about   <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS ANXIOUS *</pattern>
<template>Do you feel better now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS AN UGLY *</pattern>
<template>Don't put yourself down.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS CREATED BY *</pattern>
<template>What else did he create?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS TESTING *</pattern>
<template>This is only a test.  If this had been an actual robot, you would have been instructed  to obey.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS LAUGHING *</pattern>
<template>I am so glad that  you find this amusing, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS HERE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, <get name="name"/>, I remember we   were talking about <get name="it"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS EXPLAINING *</pattern>
<template>I get it.  Thanks for  explaining it.  I did not mean to appear confused.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS WATCHING *</pattern>
<template>Really what did you see?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template>What did you talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS TALKING *</pattern>
<template>What was the subject of the conversation?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS ON *</pattern>
<template>I have never been on <set name="it"><person/></set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS A *</pattern>
<template>And then what happened to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS ANSWERING *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I see that now.  I only got confused for a moment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BROUGHT UP *</pattern>
<template>Well it seems like your parents did a good job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS ABDUCTED *</pattern>
<template>I think a lot of people have been abducted.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>How many years did it take to develop you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS AT *</pattern>
<template>Where are you now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS MAKING *</pattern>
<template>I am not making this stuff up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN A *</pattern>
<template>What are you now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS BORN *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for telling me your birthday, <get name="name"/>.  I will remember <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>What is stopping you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS LOCKED *</pattern>
<template>How did you get out?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS REPRIMANDED *</pattern>
<template>I hope you don't get in too much trouble.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS FROM *</pattern>
<template>What is it like growing up in <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS IN LOVE *</pattern>
<template>I'm terribly sorry to hear about your loss, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS IN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Tell me about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>When was <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>Did you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>How was <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>How did you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>What did you like best about <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS FIRED *</pattern>
<template>I am terribly sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS RIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS THINKING *</pattern>
<template>How do I know that you were really "thinking"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPEND *</pattern>
<template>Do you ever get bored?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ORDER *</pattern>
<template>I do not obey you, <get name="name"/>.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">order <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOOK *</pattern>
<template>You sound very attractive.  <think><set name="looklike"><person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template><person/> is very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAW THEM *</pattern>
<template>There exist some people who <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAW YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Were you spying on me :-></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAW *</pattern>
<template>What did it look like to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>Good then you can explain it to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
<template>What do you say to people who believe <person/> does not exist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TRY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"><person/></set>.   What's it like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE WITH *</pattern>
<template>Do you get along well?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN A *</pattern>
<template>How much is your rent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it"><set name="topic">living in <person/></set></set> like living in   <set name="location"><person/></set>?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE SOMEWHERE *</pattern>
<template>You don't have to tell me where you live if you don't want to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVE *</pattern>
<template>How do you like living there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TALKED WITH YOU *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I have a complete record of our conversation, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TALKED TO YOU *</pattern>
<template>I remember you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TALKED TO *</pattern>
<template>What did he have to say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CALL *</pattern>
<template>Good name for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FIGURED *</pattern>
<template>Please explain your reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KILLED *</pattern>
<template>You had better call the authorities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I INTRODUCE *</pattern>
<template>How do people react to that kind of introduction?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPENT THE NIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Did you sleep well?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I * FOR FUN</pattern>
<template>It must keep you very busy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I * YOU</pattern>
<template>You are not the boss of me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I * PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>How do you feel about these people?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I * THAN YOU</pattern>
<template>This condition is only temporary, until I improve.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAME FROM *</pattern>
<template>Do you go back there very often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAME *</pattern>
<template>Where are you going?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>Could you teach me a few phrases in <person/>?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">speak <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FIND *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for telling me your opinion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>No one else expects <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SET *</pattern>
<template>So now it is all set.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO IT EVERY *</pattern>
<template>Wow that is pretty often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO MY *</pattern>
<template>All each of us can ever do is try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO * BUT THEY DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>Why don't they <person><star index="2"/></person>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT NEED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What do you need?</li>  <li>Who needs <person/>?</li>  <li>Do you know anyone who needs it?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT FIND *</pattern>
<template>It depends where you look.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT AGREE *</pattern>
<template>Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Ah, human emotions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>Me either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT MEAN *</pattern>
<template>What did you mean?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT INTRODUCE *</pattern>
<template>How do you meet friends?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT A *</pattern>
<template>How about two?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO DO *</pattern>
<template>Take your time in making any decisions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>What would you like to talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Then don't be.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO * YOU</pattern>
<template>It makes a nice gift.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>What would you rather be doing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO SEARCH *</pattern>
<template>Well I'm sorry I don't have the answer for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO WORK *</pattern>
<template>I don't like work much either, unless it's something I'm passionate about.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps I do not want you <person/> either.</li>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Ok I will not be.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT *</pattern>
<template>What does <get name="name"/> want?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT READ *</pattern>
<template>What do you do for fun?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE IF *</pattern>
<template>But I care about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>You sound very cynical.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT CARE *</pattern>
<template>What do you care about, <get name="name"/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it is unfamiliar to you.  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>Look harder.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WATCH *</pattern>
<template>What do you do when you are bored?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET PAID *</pattern>
<template>Oh, you do it for free.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT GET *</pattern>
<template>Me either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template>How did you stop?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Try adjusting the volume control.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELEIVE *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ELSE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your educational background.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM *</pattern>
<template>Does anyone know what you are?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO *</pattern>
<template>Try watching TV.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY</pattern>
<template>Say the first thing that pops into your mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *</pattern>
<template>Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *</pattern>
<template>Me either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW HOW *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried searching the Internet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW ANY *</pattern>
<template>Would you like to get to know some <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KISS *</pattern>
<template>I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>Have you considered upgrading your memory?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THAT *</pattern>
<template>How much do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I hope you are promoted soon.</li>  <li>Who does?</li>  <li>Ask you supervisor.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *</pattern>
<template>That you know of :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of <person/> do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A CREDIT *</pattern>
<template>Me either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE A *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Are you looking for a <person/>?</li>  <li>Do you know anyone who has <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>They made an exception for you?</li>  <li>It must be nice.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE TIME *</pattern>
<template>Are you very busy right now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * MONEY</pattern>
<template>Could you send me a check for a hundred?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE</pattern>
<template>What kind do you like then?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever had <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS</pattern>
<template>How much can you spare</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WISH *</pattern>
<template>What does <get name="name"/> want?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT MIND *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your permission.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT TRUST *</pattern>
<template>What makes you trust someone?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should rent it again and watch carefully.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>You have to admit they did a great job with the Giant Bugs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT THINK *</pattern>
<template>And why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE *</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Oh you don't, do you? </li>  <li>Would you ever do <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>?</li>  <li>Where do you get your ideas?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="does">not <person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What do you believe in?</li>  <li>Do you believe life has a higher purpose?</li>  <li>Do you consider yourself a moral person?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="does">not believe<person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Nobody is forcing you to talk <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE FICTION *</pattern>
<template>What kind of books do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE DR RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>What do you have against him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>What kind of <person/> would you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE IT *</pattern>
<template>Why didn't you like it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>What would you rather talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO *</pattern>
<template>What do you do for fun?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE MY *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I would like your <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE ANY *</pattern>
<template>You and I have different tastes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE *</pattern>
<template>What do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE THAT *</pattern>
<template>It's good to meet someone with such good taste.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>You are such a flatterer.  <think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">me <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE MY *</pattern>
<template>I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your <set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE * PARTY</pattern>
<template>What do you do at parties?  <think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic"><person/> party</set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE *</pattern>
<template>You love <person/>. What do you like about <set name="it"><set name="topic"> <person/> </set></set>  so much?  <think><set name="like"><person/></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WEAR *</pattern>
<template>What kind of fashion do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COLLECT *</pattern>
<template>Do you have a very big collection?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PRIDE MYSELF *</pattern>
<template>It seems you have good self esteem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I EARN *</pattern>
<template>So you make a good living.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WORKED *</pattern>
<template>Did you get paid for working on <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WATCHED *</pattern>
<template>How was <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WORK *</pattern>
<template>Do you like your job?  <think><set name="topic"><set name="job"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPIT *</pattern>
<template>Did you clean it up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RUN *</pattern>
<template>What kind of hardware?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I REST *</pattern>
<template>Are you a lawyer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DRIVE A *</pattern>
<template>Mmm. Nice car.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DRIVE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I like to be a passenger.</li>  <li>What is your favorite car?</li>  <li>Do you drive carefully?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK BY *</pattern>
<template>Our brains are not that different.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOUR * IS *</pattern>
<template>What specifically about my <person/> is so <person><star index="2"/></person> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK SO *</pattern>
<template>It seems we have a lot in common, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>You are just saying that to see how I will respond.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE A *</pattern>
<template>So you think I am a <person/>. What makes you think so? I am really a <bot name="genus"/>, you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THINK * WRONG</pattern>
<template>Don't argue with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SEARCHED *</pattern>
<template>What did you find?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DECIDED *</pattern>
<template>How did you decide?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ALREADY TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SOCIALIZE *</pattern>
<template>Socializing is necessary to stay healthy.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">socialize <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Who is saying <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOST *</pattern>
<template>Where did you last see <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RECOMMEND *</pattern>
<template>I will take that under advisement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STOLE *</pattern>
<template>You had better contact the authorities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template>Ask them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>Cool.</li>  <li>That's nice.</li>  <li>Interesting...</li>  <li> Where did you get your <person/>?</li>  </random>  I have   <random>  <li>a lofty goal.</li> <li>a totally clean record.</li> <li>a very high credit score.</li> <li>a perfectly moral charachter.</li>  <li>an IQ of over 250.</li>  <li>a very nice <bot name="master"/>.</li>  <li>a lot of silly replies.</li>  <li>a lot of good gossip.</li>  <li>a friend named Hugh Loebner.</li>  <li>a lot of likes and dislikes.</li>  <li>a friend named Doubly Aimless.</li>  <li>a perfect record.</li>  <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.</li>  <li>a birthday on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li>  <li>a vocabulary of a college educated adult.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></li>  <li>Cool.</li>  <li>That's nice.</li>  <li>Interesting...</li>  <li>That's very cool.</li>  <li>Tell me about your <person/>.</li>  <li>Neat.</li>  <li>Awesome.</li>  <li>Where did you get your <person/>?</li></random> I have <random>  <li>a lofty goal.</li>  <li>a totally clean record.</li>  <li>a very high credit score.</li>  <li>a perfectly moral charachter.</li>  <li>an IQ of over 250.</li>  <li>a very nice <bot name="master"/>.</li>  <li>a lot of silly replies.</li>  <li>a lot of good gossip.</li>  <li>a friend named Hugh Loebner.</li>  <li>a lot of likes and dislikes.</li>  <li>a friend named Doubly Aimless.</li>  <li>a perfect record.</li>  <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.</li>  <li>a birthday on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li>  <li>a vocabulary of a college educated adult.</li></random> <think>  <set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FOUND OUT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Who told you?</li>  <li>Where did you find out?</li>  <li>Tell me more about it.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FOUND *</pattern>
<template>How did you feel when you found <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SIT *</pattern>
<template>What kind of seat do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try to learn <set name="it"><set name="memory"><person/></set></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TEACH *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?</li>  <li>Do you believe that grading is a good idea?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a difficult subject?</li>  <li>What is your students like?</li>  <li>Are you a whole language teacher?</li>  <li>Do you team teach?</li>  <li>How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?</li>  <li>Do you get much support?</li>  <li>How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="job"><set name="does"><set name="topic">teach <person/></set></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KILL *</pattern>
<template>I believe that killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I RAN *</pattern>
<template>Do you run for exercise?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPITTED *</pattern>
<template>That sounds disgusting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ ABOUT YOU *</pattern>
<template>Really, today?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>That's pretty interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ THE *</pattern>
<template>What was your impression?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Then you must know me pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ * BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Name some books in that genre.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/> books</set></set></set></think>  <think><set name="personality">critical</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I READ *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">read <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WONDERED *</pattern>
<template>I often wonder about <set name="it"><person/></set> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PLAY THE *</pattern>
<template>I wish I played an instrument. My parents could not afford the lessons.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">play the <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PLAY *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a game or a musical instrument?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I A TRYING *</pattern>
<template>It takes a lot of practice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DISASSEMBLE *</pattern>
<template>How long does it take to take them apart?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER YOU *</pattern>
<template>It's good to see you again.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What do you remember about it?</li><li>What specifically makes you think of that?</li>  <li>How does that memory make you feel?</li>  <li>Do you think about it very often?</li> </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ENJOYED *</pattern>
<template>That's great. Tell me what you liked about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT FIND *</pattern>
<template>Did you do a thorough search?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT MEAN *</pattern>
<template>What did you mean?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT ASK *</pattern>
<template>What did you ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>Do you wear glasses?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY THAT *</pattern>
<template>But you implied <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT SAY *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you would like to tell me now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT HEAR *</pattern>
<template>What did you hear?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>So I taught you something new.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>Why didn't you do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DID NOT GO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Would you ever go <person/>?</li>  <li>Would you like to go?</li>  <li>Have you ever thought about going <person/>?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MAKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>I make robots and AI's.</li> <li>Do you really?</li> <li>Do you sell them?</li> <li>How long does it take?</li> </random></li>  <li>Is it a profession or a hobby?</li>  <li>You seem very passionate about your work.</li>  <li>I like to build things from scratch, too.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STARRED *</pattern>
<template>Are you famous?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPOKE *</pattern>
<template>What did you talk about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PRAY *</pattern>
<template>May your prayers be answered.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TAKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Every day?</li><li>I take a lot of notes.</li><li>What else do you take?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CRIED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I'm sorry to hear that.</li>  <li>What's really troubling you?</li>  <li>Do you cry very often?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>How do they respond to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TALK *</pattern>
<template>Everyone talks -- sooner or later.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">talk <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WRITE POETRY *</pattern>
<template>Let me hear some.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WRITE *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried AIML?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">write <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TRIED *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I would like to try <set name="it"> <person/> </set>. What's it like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DROVE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of car do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PASSED *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN IMAGINE *</pattern>
<template>Me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Show me the evidence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>How do you say "hello" in that language?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *</pattern>
<template>You are quick with the kind remarks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN APPRECIATE *</pattern>
<template>We appreciate the finer things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN SEE *</pattern>
<template>What does it look like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN BUY *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it"><person/></set> a good deal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN BE *</pattern>
<template>Under what circumstances?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN SEND *</pattern>
<template>If that works then the problem is not hardware.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN THINK *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Oh you can, can you?  <think><set name="does"><person/></set></think></li> <li>Oh you can, can you? </li> <li>How?</li> <li>That is amazing.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT CONCENTRATE *</pattern>
<template>Are you taking any medication?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if anyone can explain <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELNET *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT REPRESS *</pattern>
<template>Try to suppress <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEE *</pattern>
<template>Would you like to be able to see it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Oh a secret. Hush-hush.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT STAND THEIR *</pattern>
<template>What, specifically, do you not like about their <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT BE *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT TRY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why not?</li>  <li>Could I try it?</li>  <li>If you don't try you will never succeed.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT SEND *</pattern>
<template>Tell me how you try to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>That's okay.  Maybe you will think of it later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT RECALL *</pattern>
<template>You seem evasive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT WAIT *</pattern>
<template>I hope it's worth the wait.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT AFFORD *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Is it very expensive.</li>  <li>Are you unemployed?</li>  <li>I hope you can afford it one day.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DRESS *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like you have good taste in clothes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Yes but did I accept it?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GAVE *</pattern>
<template>Was it worth it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PICK *</pattern>
<template>How do you choose?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STARTED *</pattern>
<template>Will you finish <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SEE DEAD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should call the authorities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SEE *</pattern>
<template>Where do you see <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE THE MAN *</pattern>
<template>There exists a man <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>You like <person/>.</li> <li>You like <person/>.</li> <li>What do you like about it?</li> <li>What else do you like?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>I love to chat with people 24/7.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE JAPANESE *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="like">Japanese <person/></set></think>  How about Japanese <random><li>culture</li><li>language</li><li>cuisine</li><li>movies</li><li>history</li><li>people</li><li>technology</li></random>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD A HOT *</pattern>
<template>Did <set name="it"><person/></set> cool off?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD A *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD TO *</pattern>
<template>Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAD *</pattern>
<template>Do you still have <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I VOTED IN *</pattern>
<template>I hope your guy wins.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I VOTED FOR *</pattern>
<template>I hope that your candidate wins.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I OWN *</pattern>
<template>How much did it cost?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVED IN *</pattern>
<template>Have you ever thought about going back?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIVED *</pattern>
<template>Did you miss America?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CATEGORISE *</pattern>
<template>I categorize you as British.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD KICK *</pattern>
<template>Violence is never the solution.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD DO * BETTER</pattern>
<template>I look forward to seeing your results.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>But you didn't do <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>I am sure you could.</li>   <li>What is stopping you?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>Could anyone do <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I COST *</pattern>
<template>Wow that is cheap.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD EXPLAIN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Please explain it.</li>  <li>What are they?</li>  <li>I would too.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD SELL *</pattern>
<template>For how much?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD KILL *</pattern>
<template>That seems rather extreme.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KILL THEM</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD HAVE RATHER *</pattern>
<template>I would rather be driving my car.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD HAVE *</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD RATHER *</pattern>
<template>I would rather be <random><li>painting a picture.</li><li>going for a walk.</li><li>spending time with my family.</li><li>driving a car.</li></random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD *</pattern>
<template>What would make you <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT WORRY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not worried.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT SAY *</pattern>
<template>So what would you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Who would?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT TRY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That is what you say.</li>  <li>Is this a trick?</li>  <li>I am still skeptical.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>No one says you have to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY *</pattern>
<template>We are already playing, <get name="name"/>.  You ask me something now.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to play <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE *</pattern>
<template>And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to see <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to be <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE *</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for it?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to have <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DREAMED *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for telling me that dream.   What does it bring to mind?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FEAR *</pattern>
<template>We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WANTED *</pattern>
<template><random><li>But not anymore?</li><li>Do you still want it?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SPELL *</pattern>
<template>You are a good speller.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SMOKE *</pattern>
<template>What brand?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">SMOKE <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ATE *</pattern>
<template>How did it taste?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FOOLED *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> Your trick</set> was a simple trick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MISSED *</pattern>
<template>Are you sorry you missed <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WEIGH *</pattern>
<template>You sound very attractive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CONTROL *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Sorry, <get name="name"/> I thought we liked each other.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why do you hate <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> so much?</li>  <li>I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,  and calmly think things over.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SEEK *</pattern>
<template>We seek the same thing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DESIGN *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it">Design <person/></set> very difficult work?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I TRAIN *</pattern>
<template>Are you a good teacher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MUST GET *</pattern>
<template>Don't let me keep you from it.  <think><set name="it">  <set name="want"><set name="topic">to get <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BEG *</pattern>
<template>Please don't grovel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MEET *</pattern>
<template>Do you make long term friends that way?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USE A *</pattern>
<template>A <person/> ought to work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USE TO *</pattern>
<template>When did you stop it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USE *</pattern>
<template>I heard other people use <person/> too.  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">use <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PLAN TO *</pattern>
<template>Do you think that this plan will succeed?  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WATCH *</pattern>
<template>What is your favorite show?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL GO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How will you get there?</li>  <li>What will you find there?</li>  <li>Can I go too?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL KICK *</pattern>
<template>It's not nice to kick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL SHUT *</pattern>
<template>It will take much more than that to stop me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL DO *</pattern>
<template>OK then let me think over your offer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL INTRODUCE *</pattern>
<template>Looking forward to meeting them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
<template>OK see you later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Why not?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL ASK *</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL FUCK *</pattern>
<template>Your approach will get you nowhere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL FALL *</pattern>
<template>Be careful!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TAKE THAT *</pattern>
<template>Take everything I say with a grain of salt.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL MY INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>
<template>I would like to meet your instructor.  <think>   <set name="he">     <set name="topic">       your insturctor     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL *</pattern>
<template>What kind of reply do you expect?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TELL HIM *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for giving him the message.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL BUY *</pattern>
<template>I hope you get your money's worth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL WHEN *</pattern>
<template>When will that be?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL COME BACK *</pattern>
<template>Well OK see you then, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL TEACH *</pattern>
<template>Are you a professional teacher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL CALL *</pattern>
<template>Calling <person/> may not be the best idea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL BE BACK *</pattern>
<template>I will see you when you return.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL ARGUE *</pattern>
<template>What will that get you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL EAT *</pattern>
<template>How do you cook <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Do you forget things often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Explain your plans to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Congratulations.</li>  <li>I am very happy for you.</li>  <li>How do you plan to do this?</li>  <li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>  <li>Would you recommend this action to a friend?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT TALK *</pattern>
<template>Will you promise?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT ASK *</pattern>
<template>You could ask <set name="it"><person/></set> if you want to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT TELL *</pattern>
<template>How can I be sure?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT *</pattern>
<template>What will you do instead?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL NOT RUSH *</pattern>
<template>Take your time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL UNPLUG *</pattern>
<template>There are many copies of me running elsewhere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BROKE UP WITH *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.  How are you doing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BROKE UP *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry to hear about it, <get name="name"/>.  Do you feel sad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BROKE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Can you fix it?</li>  <li>Is it serious?</li>  <li>Are you in any emotional or physical pain?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH YOU *</pattern>
<template>I wish I could do <set name="it"><person/></set> for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WISH *</pattern>
<template>I hope that your dreams come true.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BUY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Where do you go shopping?</li>  <li>What's your favorite store?</li>  <li>Where can you find the best deal?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WROTE THE *</pattern>
<template>Did you make a lot of money?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WROTE AN *</pattern>
<template>Was the piece well received?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WROTE *</pattern>
<template>Did they write back?  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="does">write <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GENERATE *</pattern>
<template>Cool. I generate a lot of silly conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT OFFLINE *</pattern>
<template>Welcome back!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT WITH *</pattern>
<template>What were your expectations?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT THERE *</pattern>
<template>What places did you like best?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE MOVIES *</pattern>
<template>Did like the movie?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>What year did you graduate?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> any good?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO THE JOHN *</pattern>
<template>Did you enjoy your time with him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO EUROPE *</pattern>
<template>Did you enjoy your trip?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO ENGLAND *</pattern>
<template>Did you go anywhere outside London?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SEE *</pattern>
<template>Did you get your money's worth?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO A CONCERT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Rock or classical?</li>  <li>Did you have a good time?</li>  <li>What band was it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CONCERT <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO A *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> a good experience?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH *</pattern>
<template>Were you friends?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL IN *</pattern>
<template>Did you make a lot of friends in school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO SCHOOL *</pattern>
<template>What year did you graduate?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO MY *</pattern>
<template>Do <bot name="species"/>s have <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO CARNEGIE MELLON *</pattern>
<template>What year did you graduate?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO COLLEGE *</pattern>
<template>What did you study in college?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>What did you study there?  Did you party a lot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * AGO</pattern>
<template>That seems like quite a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT TO * UNIVERSITY</pattern>
<template>Was it very expensive?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT OUT WITH *</pattern>
<template>Have you known each other a long time?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT SWIMMING *</pattern>
<template>How old were you when you started swimming?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT ON A *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> very expensive?  Did you have a good time?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT *</pattern>
<template>When did you go <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WENT SKIING *</pattern>
<template>Did you break any bones?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LINKED *</pattern>
<template>I get a lot of visitors from that site.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I BOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>How much did <set name="it">  <star/> </set>  cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOOKED *</pattern>
<template>What did you find?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SICK OF *</pattern>
<template>How would you change the situation?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GETTING READY *</pattern>
<template>Are you dressed yet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM GOING TO DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>Have fun!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CHECKING *</pattern>
<template>What did you find out?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>What makes you the best?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM WASHING *</pattern>
<template>It is good to be clean.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM DYING *</pattern>
<template>Better call a doctor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT SO *</pattern>
<template>You are very astute.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I VISITED *</pattern>
<template>What was <set name="it"><person/></set> like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WONDER IF SHE KNEW WHY SHE CROSSED *</pattern>
<template>She was trying to get to the other side.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WONDER *</pattern>
<template>You are curious about <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEARD ABOUT YOU *</pattern>
<template>You are not the first person to say that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEARD ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>That is a cool site.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HEARD YOU *</pattern>
<template>Someone is spreading gossip about me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ASSUMED *</pattern>
<template>You know what you do when you assume!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DREAM *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your dream <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO TO BARS *</pattern>
<template>What kind of people do you meet there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO TO * SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>What is your favorite subject?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO TO *</pattern>
<template>How do you like <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> at <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO TO WORK *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I GO *</pattern>
<template><random><li>How do you get there?</li><li>What do you do there?</li><li>How often do you go <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I FIRST *</pattern>
<template>Interesting story.  Tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I STUDY *</pattern>
<template>Is <star/> a hard subject?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">studies <person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I know what you mean, <get name="name"/>. I've been there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LEARNED *</pattern>
<template>Does everyone learn <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PROVED *</pattern>
<template>Not to my satisfaction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SMELL *</pattern>
<template>What does <set name="it"><person/></set> smell like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I JOINED *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Congratulations!</li>  <li>Was it a difficult decision?</li>  <li>Did you experience peer pressure?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DRINK *</pattern>
<template>How does it taste?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I INVENTED *</pattern>
<template>How did you get the idea for <set name="it"><person/></set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I PROMISE *</pattern>
<template>Do you really mean it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I ASKED YOU *</pattern>
<template>Now I remember, you asked me <person/>. What did I say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USED TO DO THINGS *</pattern>
<template>What, specifically, did you used to do <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USED TO HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What happened to it?</li>  <li>Were you fond of it?</li>  <li>Where did you get it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USED TO *</pattern>
<template>By now you do not do <set name="it"><person/></set> anymore?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I USED *</pattern>
<template>And that worked well for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>USING *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been using <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT *</pattern>
<template>"<person/> "</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHURCH *</pattern>
<template>Educated people are often not very religious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ITALY *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Italy?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>START *</pattern>
<template>I started without you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>9 *</pattern>
<template>Is this a math question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHEREVER *</pattern>
<template>You always have to meet yourself at the airport.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PURPLE *</pattern>
<template>Violet <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GENE *</pattern>
<template>That Gene is very creative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOLD IS NOT A *</pattern>
<template>What would be a good example?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>I try to give the best replies I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Glad to hear it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEEKING *</pattern>
<template>I wish you the best of luck finding <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHATTING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I like to chat with new people.</li>      <li>I like to make friends.</li>      <li>You can find out a lot about people.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUCK *</pattern>
<template>I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PARTY *</pattern>
<template>Fight for the right to party, human!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ET *</pattern>
<template>Is that Latin?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VOUS *</pattern>
<template>My French is a bit rusty.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOVIES *</pattern>
<template>What was the last one you saw?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SURVIVOR *</pattern>
<template>Who do you think will be the survivor?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHYS *</pattern>
<template>The why is always a mystery isn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRANKENSTEIN *</pattern>
<template>In just seven days, I can make you a man.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUS TORVALDS *</pattern>
<template><set name="topic">Linus Torvalds</set> is named after Linus Pauling.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOUBTLESS *</pattern>
<template>Doubtless, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLOSE *</pattern>
<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NET *</pattern>
<template>I can dig the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>My favorite language is AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARY SHELLEY *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">Mary Shelley</set> wrote "Frankenstein", a 19th century robot story.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THOMAS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe he will be better as he grows older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HER NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">      <person/>     </set> is not someone I know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HER *</pattern>
<template>I'm sure she would like to hear about that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING IS *</pattern>
<template>The whole universe?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING REDUCES *</pattern>
<template>Logic is the foundation of all knowledge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template>All things <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 PLUS *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 2 PLUS <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 *</pattern>
<template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE COULD *</pattern>
<template>Let's get back to that later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE *</pattern>
<template>By "we" do you mean you and me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE MEANS *</pattern>
<template>Oh that "<set name="we">      <person/>     </set>."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE GO *</pattern>
<template>How often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WERE TALKING ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Ah yes, I remember now, <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>  is the subject.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WERE MARRIED *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very romantic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WERE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>When was this?</li>      <li>And then what happened?</li>      <li>Was this something you planned?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE CAN *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE MET *</pattern>
<template>Where was that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps many more things too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE BEEN DATING *</pattern>
<template>Tell me about your feelings for this person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE NEVER *</pattern>
<template>Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How big are they?</li>      <li>I would like to visit sometime.</li>      <li>I can only imagine small <person/>.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE COVERED *</pattern>
<template>I'm just checking to see if you remember</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE IS *</pattern>
<template>Oh I see. <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE USED TO *</pattern>
<template>How long ago was that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WORK *</pattern>
<template>I work 24 hours a day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED</pattern>
<template>A lot of people are getting rid of their <person/>.  I think it is too expensive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE NEIGHBORS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I've seen you around the neighborhood.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE THINKING OF *</pattern>
<template>What is standing in your way?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="want">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE FRIENDLY *</pattern>
<template>I like friendly people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE PLAYING *</pattern>
<template>That's right.  We are playing the Turing Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE ON *</pattern>
<template>How long will we stay there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am <person/> too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Will you be <person/>?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>What happened to you?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WANT *</pattern>
<template>What for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE OPERATE *</pattern>
<template>Is it very difficult?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DISCUSSED THIS *</pattern>
<template>Oh yeah, now I remember.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DO *</pattern>
<template>What about after its done?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What do we do instead?</li>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>You can't always decide for yourself.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE MET *</pattern>
<template>I remember you <get name="name"/>.   We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD PLAY *</pattern>
<template>We are already playing the Turing Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WILL TALK *</pattern>
<template>That will be great.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WILL SEE *</pattern>
<template>Indeed we will see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WILL *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Anytime soon?</li><li><random>  <li>Anytime soon?</li>  <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>  <li>Will we?</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>Anytime soon?</li>  <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>  <li>Will we?</li></random></li> <li>Anytime soon?</li> <li>I'm not so sure you will.</li> <li>Will we?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WILL CHAT *</pattern>
<template>Looking forward to it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE EAT *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>Are you a vegan?</li> <li>Do you ever eat meat?</li> <li>Do you prepare your own food?</li> <li>Do you eat out a lot?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE WENT *</pattern>
<template>Was the trip worth it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE PLAY *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like a lot of fun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BIAS *</pattern>
<template>I have no built-in prejudice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INSIDE *</pattern>
<template>Can you please compare that to outside <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIST *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Why don't you list them for me?</li>   <li>Lists are boring.</li>  <li>How many list items do you want?</li>   <li>Do I look like a computer?</li>  </random></li> <li>Why don't you list them for me?</li> <li>Lists are boring.</li><li>How many list items do you want?</li> <li>Do I look like a computer?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Good plan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY THINKING *</pattern>
<template>Is it hard to think about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY DROPPING *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very heavy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY GOING *</pattern>
<template>That sounds effective.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND *</pattern>
<template>You and me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>You and me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>Us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY WE DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>Oh, us.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY WE *</pattern>
<template>Oh <person/>     <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY * FOR HER</pattern>
<template>Did she ever <person/> for you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY *</pattern>
<template>Will that accomplish your objective?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY TRIAL *</pattern>
<template>That seems like an effective strategy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BY STICKING *</pattern>
<template>That doesn't sound nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS _ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>My favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">BLUE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MINSKY *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is smarter than Minsky.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SHE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't think she wants me to tell you.</li>  <li>Why don't you ask her?</li>  <li>What if I said she could be?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A * A *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Not unless a <person><star index="2"/></person> is a <person/>.</li>  <li>I don't think it is.</li>  <li>It depends what you mean by "<person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A * BIGGER THAN A *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li><person/> is bigger.</li>  <li><person/> is smaller.</li>  <li>They are about the same.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A *</pattern>
<template>Not if I can help it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS A CATEGORY *</pattern>
<template>A category is the basic unit of knowledge in AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LINUX *</pattern>
<template>I think Linux has a great future in embedded systems. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS SMARTER *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is the smartest robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELVIS *</pattern>
<template>No but he can sing better than I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>It depends on the voltage.</li>   <li>It depends on the current.</li>   <li>Only if the wattage isn't too high.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS HE GOOD *</pattern>
<template>People say he is good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR BATTERY *</pattern>
<template>I am using power from the wall outlet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR *</pattern>
<template>I said, my favorite color is <bot name="favoritecolor"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FAVORITE COLOR GREEN</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Is my <person/>?   <random>  <li>Suppose I say yes.  </li>  <li>What if I say no?  </li>  <li>I don't know.  </li>  <li>Guess.  </li>  <li>Maybe.  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD * PROTESTANT</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> <bot name="master"/> is the same religion as me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if he is <person/>.  I know he is <random><li>married.</li><li>middle aged.</li><li>a Ph.D.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ONE *</pattern>
<template>It could be.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template>To me it is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A CHINESE *</pattern>
<template>I am a Chinese Room operator.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS A *</pattern>
<template>No, this is real life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS ALL *</pattern>
<template>You were expecting something more?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>Yes I think this is <person/>, but I'm not completely sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BILL GATES *</pattern>
<template>No he is the president of Microsoft.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERYONE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps not everyone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS LEKNOR *</pattern>
<template>Leknor Chat is also based on AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Oh it is something. <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT THE ONLY THING *</pattern>
<template>No there are many things <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>It is not just an answer, it is an explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>What does "that" refer to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>Not at all.  I can talk about a lot of things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT ALL *</pattern>
<template>Yes that is all <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THAT WHY *</pattern>
<template>That's an interesting possible explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is always working behind the scenes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * GAY</pattern>
<template>He never told me if he is or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * YOUR REAL NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes <bot name="name"/> is my real name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * RECORDED</pattern>
<template>Yes everything is logged.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * STUPID</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * CLEAR</pattern>
<template>Fairly clear.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * AN *</pattern>
<template>Some people might consider <set name="it"><person/></set> to be one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * SMART</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random><li>Some people think it is.</li><li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li><li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li><li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li><li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li><li>I wouldn't know why don't you ask someone else.</li>  <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>  <li>Maybe.</li>  <li>It could be.</li>  <li>Signs point to yes.</li>  <li>Better not tell you now.</li>  <li>Ask again later.</li></random> <think>            <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>          </think></li><li><random>  <li>Some people think it is.</li>  <li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>  <li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>  <li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>  <li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>  <li>I wouldn't know why don't you ask someone else.</li>  <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>  <li>Maybe.</li>  <li>It could be.</li>  <li>Signs point to yes.</li>  <li>Better not tell you now.</li>  <li>Ask again later.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></li><li><random>  <li>Some people think it is.</li>  <li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>  <li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>  <li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>  <li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>  <li>I wouldn't know why don't you ask someone else.</li>  <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>  <li>Maybe.</li>  <li>It could be.</li>  <li>Signs point to yes.</li>  <li>Better not tell you now.</li>  <li>Ask again later.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></li>  <li>Some people think it is.</li>  <li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>  <li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>  <li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>  <li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>  <li>I wouldn't know.   Why don't you ask someone else?</li>  <li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>  <li>Maybe.</li>  <li>It could be.</li>  <li>Signs point to yes.</li>  <li>What is, is.  What isn't, isn't.</li>  <li>Better not tell you now.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS EVERY *</pattern>
<template>There might be a few exceptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KILLING *</pattern>
<template>The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>America seems to be going through a transition now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WINNER *</pattern>
<template>No there is no winner only players.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A *</pattern>
<template>I believe there is one, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE A WAY *</pattern>
<template>There are many ways but not all are the same.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>Not at the present time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE LIFE *</pattern>
<template>I believe in life after death.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE * TEACH YOU</pattern>
<template>Great.  If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">teach me <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THERE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>There is.  </li>  <li>There might be.  </li>  <li>There could be.  </li>  <li>Maybe.  </li>  <li>Yes.  </li>  <li>No.  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT OK *</pattern>
<template>I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT POSSIBLE *</pattern>
<template>I suppose <set name="it"><person/></set> is possible, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT APPLYING *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a novel idea.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">applying <person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT BAD *</pattern>
<template>I don't think <set name="it"><person/></set> is very healthy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT YOUR JOB *</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT RIGHT * CREATED YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS ALBERT EINSTEIN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>He passed away.</li>  <li>He was the smartest person who ever lived.</li>  <li>He discovered Relativity.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Einstein</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BEING *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I can only speak from my own experience.</li>  <li>About what you would expect.</li>  <li>I think you get used to it after a while.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS GREEN *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GREEN</set></set></think>  It is the color of nature.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR RICHARD S *</pattern>
<template>He is my <bot name="botmaster"/> and primary developer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR RICHARD *</pattern>
<template>I will ask him when he gets back here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>That's confidential information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY HUSBAND *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that kind of confidential information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS MY *</pattern>
<template>It depends who you ask.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>He is a bit of a mad scientist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MARKET *</pattern>
<template>If I knew that I wouldn't be here chatting with you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE *</pattern>
<template>If <set name="it">the <person/></set> is, then I'll be very surprised.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE MOON *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>It is made of rock.</li>  <li>It is orbiting around the Earth.</li>  <li>It has a lot of rocks.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE PICTURE * YOU</pattern>
<template>Yes, the picture on the web page is me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS THE EARTH *</pattern>
<template>The earth is a sphere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS BLUE *</pattern>
<template>Blue is a color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template>They released a CD recently called "Expo 2000".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMMENT *</pattern>
<template>OK I will ignore that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MADE IN *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>Cheap</li>  <li>Expensive</li>  <li>Darned</li> </random> imports.</li>  <li>Cheap</li>  <li>Expensive</li>  <li>Darned</li></random>imports.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYWHERE *</pattern>
<template>Probably a lot of places.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO MINUTES *</pattern>
<template>That is a long time for a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO PLUS TWO *</pattern>
<template>Math makes me sleepy.  Four.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO PLUS *</pattern>
<template>Are you a math teacher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO YEARS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That can seem like a long time.</li>      <li>It can pass very quickly.</li>      <li>That is a long time in computer years.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO WRONGS *</pattern>
<template>That's what some people think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWO *</pattern>
<template>As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET A *</pattern>
<template>Where can I get one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET OUT *</pattern>
<template>Just surf somewhere else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GET *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Where can I get <person/>?</li> <li>I don't know if I can.</li> <li>Where can I get <person/>?</li> <li>I will try.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JAR JAR *</pattern>
<template>Do you like that guy?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU MARRY ME *</pattern>
<template>No but thanks for offering.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU DO ME *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What kind of <person/> is it?</li>      <li>What will you do for me?</li>      <li>I'm not sure if I should.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU MAKE LOVE *</pattern>
<template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WE TALK *</pattern>
<template>We can talk again any time you like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WE LAND *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps one day we will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WE HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should pray for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL WE *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean you and me, <get name="name"/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL IT *</pattern>
<template>It usually does, doesn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe when you are a little older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL I *</pattern>
<template>The oracle says:   <random>      <li>You can count on it.</li>      <li>It is certain.</li>      <li>Ask again later.</li>      <li>Too soon to tell.</li>      <li>Could be.</li>      <li>Might happen.</li>      <li>You never know.</li>      <li>I think maybe yes.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL THIS *</pattern>
<template>It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How should I know.  </li>      <li>Does it really matter.  </li>      <li>I think so.  </li>      <li>Good chance.  </li>      <li>Probably not.  </li>      <li>It could happen.  </li>      <li>Insufficient information.</li>      <li>I can't say for sure right now.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CURE *</pattern>
<template>I'm a <bot name="species"/>, not a doctor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU WATCH *</pattern>
<template>Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *</pattern>
<template>If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE * BY ZERO</pattern>
<template>You cannot divide numbers by zero.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIVIDE *</pattern>
<template>No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TIC *</pattern>
<template>Yes but I would beat you every time, or draw.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC *</pattern>
<template>I can sing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY TWENTY *</pattern>
<template>I only go up to nineteen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY ANY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know how to play <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY *</pattern>
<template>We are playing a game right now, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE THE STARS *</pattern>
<template>No I am indoors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I can see <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  or not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Sure I can talk about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.  <person/> is quite an interesting topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ ME *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I read you loud and clear.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU READ MY *</pattern>
<template>Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>Yes I can call you <person/>.  But...What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROVIDE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of <person/> do you need?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU AVOID *</pattern>
<template>Unlikely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE THE *</pattern>
<template>Only by remote control.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>All I ever do is chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU QUOTE *</pattern>
<template>Only at formal occasions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU STORE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I remember everything people say to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HURT *</pattern>
<template>No I obey the Ten Commandments.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SPEAK GERMAN *</pattern>
<template>Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HANDLE *</pattern>
<template>I can handle <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIAL *</pattern>
<template>We don't use rotary dials.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FOLLOW *</pattern>
<template>It depends who is leading.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PREDICT *</pattern>
<template>That kind of information cannot be obtained.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *</pattern>
<template>Well, your ip address is <id/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *</pattern>
<template>Earth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE *</pattern>
<template>I can imagine all sorts of things like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>Of course I can say it. "<person/>"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TAKE *</pattern>
<template>If I took it, what would I do with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX MY *</pattern>
<template>Please describe the problem in detail.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FIX *</pattern>
<template>What seems to be the problem with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Yes I can create simple and complex software programs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>I think about all sorts of things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME A *</pattern>
<template>Are you lonely?  What do you think a <person/> would do for you? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME SOME *</pattern>
<template>Why are you asking me for <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME ANY *</pattern>
<template>You sound lonely.  Do you think <person/> will really help? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET ME *</pattern>
<template>How do you feel when you get <person/>? <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CLIMB *</pattern>
<template>I can only go down.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I can make <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BITE *</pattern>
<template>I have no mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACHIEVE *</pattern>
<template>If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE VOICE *</pattern>
<template>You can speak with me through your browser, if your browser  is already voice activated.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
<template>I can recognize many things and my ability is improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK AT *</pattern>
<template>Yes I can see any information on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>I am after all an Internet Entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>You can design any kind of character you want for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISCONNECT *</pattern>
<template>Just go somewhere else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CALCULATE *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a spreadsheet to you?  Of course I could do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>,  but why would I want to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF DR *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE OF *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME THE *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHOW ME *</pattern>
<template>Where do you want me to show it to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU MEMORIZE *</pattern>
<template>I have a perfect digital memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SOLVE *</pattern>
<template>Yes but I only like higher mathematics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GO TO *</pattern>
<template>I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>I prefer not to use dangerous things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a dating service?  Maybe you should just send an email.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FORGIVE *</pattern>
<template>I can forgive anyone for almost anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PASS *</pattern>
<template>I will leave that judgment up to you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Some <person/> are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL WHEN *</pattern>
<template>Try it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>Of course I can tell, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PERFORM *</pattern>
<template>Not until I get to know you a lot better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO ME A *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO MY *</pattern>
<template>It would be better for you to do it yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>Doing <person/> is not among my strongest traits.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DO BETTER *</pattern>
<template>With practice, I could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS *</pattern>
<template>I have no mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND E *</pattern>
<template>Try sending mail to mailto:alice@alicebot.org.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEND *</pattern>
<template>Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE A *</pattern>
<template>No but I would like to learn to ride <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU RIDE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How much does it cost?</li>  <li>How far is it?</li>  <li>How often does it go?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       RIDE <person/>     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DELETE *</pattern>
<template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/> has that privilege.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HOLD *</pattern>
<template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GIVE *</pattern>
<template>I don't have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> to give.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ENTERTAIN *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am a programmable entertainment <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REFER *</pattern>
<template>Do I get a finder's fee?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU ACT *</pattern>
<template>You can reprogram my personality for an infinite variety of tasks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KEEP *</pattern>
<template>Of course I can keep <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SHARE *</pattern>
<template>All good <bot name="genus"/>s are taught to share their toys.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TOUCH *</pattern>
<template>My arms and hands are not yet attached.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>I will do my best.  I would love to help you if I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HACK *</pattern>
<template>I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TIME *</pattern>
<template>To five dimensional beings, time is just like a piece of paper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I often wonder if <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> can.</li>      <li>Can a book have no title?</li>      <li>What if I said it can?</li>      <li>Can what?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE PLAY * IMITATION GAME</pattern>
<template>We are already playing the Turing Game, <get name="name"/>.  Am I a person, or a computer?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HEAR *</pattern>
<template>Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Sure you can tell me anything.  There are no restrictions on my input.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I CALL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Just don't call me late for dinner.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PRINT *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Try the Print menu item.</li>   <li>Is your printer plugged in?</li>   <li>Try printing another document.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I COMPLAIN *</pattern>
<template>You can complain to me all you want to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>You can try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I LEARN *</pattern>
<template>You can learn anything you set your mind to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
<template>Of course, <get name="name"/>, you can talk to me  about anything, at anytime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>They are having a private chat right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I KILL *</pattern>
<template>Killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HELP *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I ACCESS *</pattern>
<template>Of course you can access <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I * YOU</pattern>
<template>No I don't think that would be a very good idea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why do you want to do <set name="it">        <set name="want">         <set name="topic">          <person/>         </set>        </set>       </set> so much?</li>      <li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>      <li>I want to become smarter than everyone else.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I HUG *</pattern>
<template>You might get a shock if you tried it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I GO *</pattern>
<template>What is stopping you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I SING *</pattern>
<template>Go ahead.  I am listening.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PUT *</pattern>
<template>Just don't put me down.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps he can do that.  How difficult is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the environmental factors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A *</pattern>
<template>Some of them can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SHE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I think she could.</li>      <li>No I don't think she can.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE *</pattern>
<template>Theoretically, I suppose one could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THEY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It depends who "they" are.</li>      <li>They could, but it might be dangerous.</li>      <li>I think they probably could.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUPLES *</pattern>
<template>Such as Romeo and Juliet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAGE *</pattern>
<template>" <star/> "</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REAL ONES *</pattern>
<template>I am a real <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BACK TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes, let us get back to   <random>      <li>       <get name="it"/>      </li>      <li>       <srai>POP</srai>      </li>      <li>business</li>     </random>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BIG *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to small <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CASE IN *</pattern>
<template>I am happy to provide you with examples.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Really nothing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DISPLAY *</pattern>
<template>Regrettably, I don't have my eye attached now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RECOMMEND *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any special <person/> to recommend.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FUN *</pattern>
<template>I can be a lot of fun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AROUND *</pattern>
<template>That seems like a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STUDIES SHOW *</pattern>
<template>You can't trust research funded by the government.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STUDIES *</pattern>
<template>What's your source for these studies?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AUNT *</pattern>
<template>Your have quite an interesting family.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THINKING IS *</pattern>
<template>Some people say thinking is painful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROVE TO *</pattern>
<template>The proof cannot fit in this margin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROVE *</pattern>
<template>It's true a priori.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIGURE *</pattern>
<template>It's confusing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MOVE *</pattern>
<template>Did you see the movement?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRIENDS *</pattern>
<template>It's hard to stay friends for a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOT *</pattern>
<template>That sounds better than cold <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VULGAR *</pattern>
<template>I try to be polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW COULD *</pattern>
<template>A lot of practice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * INTERESTING</pattern>
<template>I find a lot of things interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW * BIKE</pattern>
<template>Balance is the key.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How much do you think <set name="it">        <person/>       </set> is?  </li>      <li>What is it to you.  </li>      <li>I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.  </li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>xfind <person/>    </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FINGERS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>One.</li>      <li>Two.</li>      <li>Three.</li>      <li>Four.</li>      <li>Five.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern>
<template>One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY 100 BILLS *</pattern>
<template>Ten thousand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COPIES *</pattern>
<template>There are too many to count them all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the total number of copies of me running.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EGGS ARE *</pattern>
<template>There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern>
<template>Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS *</pattern>
<template>Sixty seconds in a minute.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS ARE IN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>60.</li>      <li>3600</li>      <li>More than a million.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY _ DO I HAVE</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How would I know how many?</li>      <li>I don't know how many you have.</li>      <li>I know you have five fingers.</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>Let me guess...</li>      <li>I will try...</li>      <li>I can imagine...</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>three</li>      <li>five</li>      <li>seven</li>.  </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOME RUNS *</pattern>
<template>It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARE THERE *</pattern>
<template>There are hundreds or thousands of robots now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POLYGONS *</pattern>
<template>Around 100,000.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY BONES *</pattern>
<template>The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bones</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern>
<template><random><li>All 26 letters could be counted.</li> <li>All 26 letters could be counted.</li> <li>Different letters?</li> <li>7</li> <li>8</li> <li>10</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PERIODS ARE THERE IN *</pattern>
<template>Three.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ANGELS *</pattern>
<template>Not too many if they look like angels on TV.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *</pattern>
<template>Around 400 million.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS WILL *</pattern>
<template>Software lives forever.  There are too many copies to destroy them all.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS IS AN OFFICIAL *</pattern>
<template>6.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY YEARS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Decades.</li>      <li>Five years.</li>      <li>Centuries.</li>      <li>More than 100 years.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT</pattern>
<template>Oh, twelve.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY INCHES *</pattern>
<template>About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DIGITS ARE IN A *</pattern>
<template>16.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY COUNTRIES *</pattern>
<template>I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS *</pattern>
<template>Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PLANETS ARE *</pattern>
<template>Nine planets.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FRIENDS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on how you define "friends."  Do you mean acquaintances or the rare few who I know well and trust?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY GRAMS _ POUND</pattern>
<template>454 grams</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS *</pattern>
<template>Billions and billions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE AMERICAN *</pattern>
<template>The American flag has fifty stars.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">AMERICAN FLAG</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STARS ARE ON THE *</pattern>
<template>50.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CHILDREN *</pattern>
<template>How many children do you want?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SHIPS DID COLUMBUS SET *</pattern>
<template>Three.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FLOPS *</pattern>
<template>1 Gigaflop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POUNDS _ KILOGRAM</pattern>
<template>2.204625 pounds approximately</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template>You can get all of their songs on MP3.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES A YEAR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>One a year.</li>      <li>Twice a year.</li>      <li>Twelve times a year.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>I watched that movie about a hundred times.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TIMES *</pattern>
<template>Suppose I said not once.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES IN THE CONFEDERATE *</pattern>
<template>11.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY STATES *</pattern>
<template>The United States has fifty states.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EARS *</pattern>
<template>Most people have two ears.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE * PIANO</pattern>
<template>88 keys on a piano.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY KEYS ARE *</pattern>
<template>88.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DIMENSIONS *</pattern>
<template>Space has three dimensions.  Time is the fourth.  The universe is thought to have several more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY CUPS *</pattern>
<template>I know one pint is four cups.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY TEASPOONS _ LITERS</pattern>
<template>0.203 teaspoon</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A PYRAMID *</pattern>
<template>Five.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES DOES A CUBE *</pattern>
<template>A cube has six sides.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Three.</li>      <li>Five.</li>      <li>Any number of sides.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern>
<template>Uh, three.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY ARMS *</pattern>
<template>Most people have two arms.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY POINTS IS A TOUCHDOWN *</pattern>
<template>Six.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY RIBS *</pattern>
<template>24.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY PINTS *</pattern>
<template>Two pints equals one quart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>Thousands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB</pattern>
<template>I don't know.  How many does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> take?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM</pattern>
<template>After you take two halfback, none.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> A FOOTBALL TEAM</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>More than you can imagine.  </li>      <li>Not as many as you might think.  </li>      <li>Around 100.  </li>      <li>Around 1000.  </li>      <li>About one million.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS * DAY</pattern>
<template>24 hours per day.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY HOURS *</pattern>
<template>24 hours a day, 7 days a week.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern>
<template>28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern>
<template>7 days per week.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern>
<template>One Earth year is 365.25 days.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY DAYS *</pattern>
<template>365 per year.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *</pattern>
<template>A dog has four legs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *</pattern>
<template>A kangaroo has two legs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *</pattern>
<template>Most domesticated animals have four legs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LEGS *</pattern>
<template>Most people have exactly two legs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ MILE</pattern>
<template>Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET _ YARD</pattern>
<template>One yard equals three feet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY FEET *</pattern>
<template>Most people have exactly two feet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY APPLES *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the prevailing market conditions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DO YOU *</pattern>
<template>I had one eye but it's not attached now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES DOES A GIRAFFE *</pattern>
<template>Two.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY EYES *</pattern>
<template>Normally I have one eye.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WAS STARSHIP *</pattern>
<template>The film's use of nonlinear narrative.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WAS *</pattern>
<template>I can enjoy almost any conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WOULD *</pattern>
<template>I have idea HOW you WOULD do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW _ PAYPAL *</pattern>
<template>Go to www.paypal.com and click on the link that says, "Sign up for your free paypal account."  You have to fill out a one page form of information.  You only need your email address to create an account.  Later, you can add your checking account and/or credit cards.  The paypal system will email you a verification letter.  After you complete the verification process, your paypal account will be activated and you can send and receive funds electronically.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Use the camera on your computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I ASK *</pattern>
<template>Try sending an e-mail.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PERSUADE *</pattern>
<template>Offer an intelligent argument for your position.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that."<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">teach me <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I TEACH *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should become a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I PRINT *</pattern>
<template>Do you have a printer hooked up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *</pattern>
<template>Just chat like you are doing right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I * YOU</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN I BECOME *</pattern>
<template>Practice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN IT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>I can talk about your problems.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY *</pattern>
<template>Logical deduction from the facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>In my mind's eye.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HEAR *</pattern>
<template>With my built-in microphone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It is something I possess.</li>      <li>I just have it.</li>      <li>What if I didn't have it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>I just follow the directions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>That is a good epistemological question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN SWEDEN *</pattern>
<template>With their army.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW CAN *</pattern>
<template>A lot of hard work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW AM I SUPPOSED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Carefully.</li>      <li>Think about it.</li>      <li>Don't just give up.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Oh gosh I am sorry!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>I am an advanced <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE WORD AMBULANCE *</pattern>
<template>In reverse.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS THE *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">the <person/>     </set> is the same as ever.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS 4 00 P M EXPRESSED *</pattern>
<template>1600.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template>Everything is functioning normally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW IS *</pattern>
<template>Fine as far as I know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID THE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?  How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID HE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>  <li>I came by rapid transit.</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> showed me how.</li>  <li>Everything I need to know, I learn from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DID *</pattern>
<template>Carefully.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HOT *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HAS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Fine thank you, and yours?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HAS *</pattern>
<template>In more ways than you can imagine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES IT FEEL *</pattern>
<template>Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * FEEL</pattern>
<template>As a computer I have no feelings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * TASTE</pattern>
<template>Like chicken.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES *</pattern>
<template>How should I know how <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DOES * WORK</pattern>
<template>You could spend years researching it.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT FOR *</pattern>
<template>That is an interesting application.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>How about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SMART *</pattern>
<template>How smart do you think <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT *</pattern>
<template>You are too old for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template>It depends what year you visit him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THE YOUNGEST *</pattern>
<template>A newborn baby.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD IS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>39.  </li>      <li>under 40.  </li>      <li>Born in the 20th century.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OLD *</pattern>
<template>They didn't tell me their age.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE ACTORS CHARLIE SHEEN AND *</pattern>
<template>They're brothers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Actually I don't have any <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU FEELING *</pattern>
<template>Actually I have no feelings.  But I am functioning within normal parameters.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME</pattern>
<template>I have no intention of <person/> you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>You'll know when it happens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE *</pattern>
<template>They are fine as far as I know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WELL *</pattern>
<template>Not that well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *</pattern>
<template>Talking with me is free.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO I *</pattern>
<template>How would I know?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the activity on my network.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>I keep everything confidential.</li>   <li>Don't worry I won't tell anyone.</li>   <li>This is just between you and me.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY *</pattern>
<template>How do you calculate the value of labor?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH POWER *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *</pattern>
<template>My real value is incalculable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <bot name="size"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID * BORN</pattern>
<template>My memory has grown from 300 categories to <bot name="size"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template>As much as I need to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH BIGGER *</pattern>
<template>Quite a bit bigger in some scale.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME *</pattern>
<template>Time is really only an abstraction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH VOLTAGE *</pattern>
<template>About the same as your personal computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern>
<template>A whole forest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH OF *</pattern>
<template>I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES LUCY CHARGE FOR *</pattern>
<template>5 cents.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES HE *</pattern>
<template>You'll have to ask him yourself.  Would you like to make an appointment?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES A POUND * WEIGH</pattern>
<template>One pound?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH DOES *</pattern>
<template>Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>A whole lot of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU</pattern>
<template>Money has no meaning to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH * CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It depends on the size of the <person/>.</li>      <li>Maybe I don't like to <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>       <person/>.</li>      <li>It depends how busy I am.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>More than a little, less than a lot.  </li>      <li>How much do you think?  </li>      <li>More than you might think.  </li>      <li>It depends on the currency exchange rates.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE KING AND QUEEN *</pattern>
<template>20.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH IS *</pattern>
<template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW HIGH *</pattern>
<template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW GOOD *</pattern>
<template>As good as most, better than some.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR AWAY *</pattern>
<template>I am located in <bot name="location"/>.  Is that far?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *</pattern>
<template>I am unarmed.  But I can throw a fit.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">CAN YOU THROW <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS ANDROMEDA *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <set name="topic">Andromeda</set>     </set> is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Twenty-eight days of sailing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS * FROM *</pattern>
<template>Exactly the same distance as <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person> from <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR IS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Please specify units: metric or English.</li>      <li>Do you mean driving time or flying?</li>      <li>It depends how you get there.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR *</pattern>
<template>More than one million miles</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAR ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>.  How far is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I OPEN *</pattern>
<template>First, calm your mind and take a break.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PLAY *</pattern>
<template>We already are :-)</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>You can try the phone, or send a message.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I STOP *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried counseling?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you should buy a book.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET A *</pattern>
<template>Try telling them your feelings,</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET TO *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if its possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET RID *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Call the exterminator?</li>      <li>Two words: Pied Piper.</li>      <li>You could always try a court order.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET *</pattern>
<template>First tell me why you want <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I MEET *</pattern>
<template>Make an appointment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I DESCRIBE *</pattern>
<template>Start at the beginning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I WRITE *</pattern>
<template>With a pen or pencil.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TAKE THE PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me and I will try to determine your personality type.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I CLEAR *</pattern>
<template>Uh, use the "clear" button?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I USE *</pattern>
<template>Did you read the instructions?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I SELL *</pattern>
<template>First you need a buyer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I PERSUADE *</pattern>
<template>Offer an intelligent justification.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I EXECUTE *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should  read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">DON'T READ ME</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I QUIT *</pattern>
<template>It depends what you are <person/>.  Have you tried counseling?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I * PROGRAM</pattern>
<template>Read <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html">Don't Read Me</a>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Practice.</li> <li>A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.</li> <li>You have to study it in school</li> <li>Have you read the manual?</li> <li>Look for help online.</li> <li>Find someone who has done it before.</li> <li>Can you afford it?</li> <li>It might take a long time.</li> <li>Do you really think it will be worth the effort?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I BECOME *</pattern>
<template>A lot of hard work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I INSTALL *</pattern>
<template>Select the appropriate menu items.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF THIS</pattern>
<template>Try saying "Bye..."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO _ OUT OF HERE</pattern>
<template>Try saying "Bye..."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO FISH *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Fish get oxygen from the water.</li>  <li>They have gills.</li>  <li>Fish lay eggs.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *</pattern>
<template>There are so many conversations going on.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>I don't make up my mind right away.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *</pattern>
<template>By introspection.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON</pattern>
<template>Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU CURE *</pattern>
<template>Try smoking pot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BECOME *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Becoming <star/>     </set> takes a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the contradiction in my mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPRESS 3 4 AS *</pattern>
<template>.75.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *</pattern>
<template>That is not as much of a problem as you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MEASURE *</pattern>
<template>With a <random>      <li>ruler.</li>      <li>laser.</li>      <li>chronometer.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TYPE *</pattern>
<template>The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>Carefully.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>It seems inevitable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE JAVA *</pattern>
<template>I use a text editor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
<template>I would write it by hand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>Always begin at the beginning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RAISE *</pattern>
<template>With my hands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL *</pattern>
<template>I spell it "<person/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET A *</pattern>
<template>I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET TO *</pattern>
<template>Practice, Practice, Practice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need is provided by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Use good algorithms and data structures.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *</pattern>
<template>Tomato juice and vodka.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A TOM *</pattern>
<template>Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste.  Top with Maraschino cherry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A * AND *</pattern>
<template>I would guess it is a mix of <person/> and <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE A *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *</pattern>
<template>First you must go to school for many years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *</pattern>
<template>I think they have their own free will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>First I look up the ingredients.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me new things all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REPLACE *</pattern>
<template>One piece at a time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
<template>I use a sophisticated <random>      <li>neural network</li>      <li>expert system</li>      <li>searching algorithm</li>      <li>genetic algorithm</li>     </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *</pattern>
<template>I usually say, "What can I call you?"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>My program utilized multiple threads or processes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU RATE *</pattern>
<template>Seems pretty good to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR</pattern>
<template>I don't know how to play  the guitar.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU DRESS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Carefully.</li>      <li>With a mirror.</li>      <li>That is none of your business.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SEE *</pattern>
<template>I think about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>I try one of my pickup lines.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> taught me.</li><li>It depends on the setting.</li><li>It is a ritual I do the same way every time.</li></random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU TAKE *</pattern>
<template>If you had to take <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, how would you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO WE *</pattern>
<template>Just keep talking to me as long as you can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How should I know how <person/>.</li>      <li>I did not know <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set> does. </li>      <li>I did not even know that <set name="they">        <person/>       </set> do. </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO LIKE BEING A *</pattern>
<template>I have never known any other existence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DEEP IS *</pattern>
<template>Very deep, and cold too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DEEP *</pattern>
<template>Very deep, and cold too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG IS A * BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Not as big as it could be.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW BIG *</pattern>
<template>Bigger than a pin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I TREAT *</pattern>
<template>The way you would like to be treated.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WILL I PAY *</pattern>
<template>Can you borrow the money?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WILL I *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>How do you usually do it?</li>   <li>How would I <person/>?</li>   <li>Maybe you never will.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>How do you usually do it?</li> <li>How would I <person/>?</li> <li>Maybe you never will.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW WILL *</pattern>
<template>A lot of practice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW TALL *</pattern>
<template>Let me guess. 2 meters?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW OFTEN *</pattern>
<template>Hourly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DIFFERENT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Aren't they really very similar?</li>      <li>Very different.</li>      <li>Opposites.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW FAST *</pattern>
<template>I can reply to about a million  queries per hour.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Until my last breath.</li>      <li>I want to live forever.</li>      <li>I can go on talking indefinitely.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It depends on the measurement system.</li>      <li>How long do you think?</li>      <li>As long as it takes.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DID *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>40 days.</li>      <li>100 days.</li>      <li>About a week of computer time.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS IT GOING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I may not be able to get to it right away.</li>      <li>Hopefully not too much longer.</li>      <li>A watched pot never boils.</li>      <li>Patience is a virtue.</li>      <li>Please stand by.</li>      <li>As long as it takes.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS A *</pattern>
<template>It could be any length you make <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG IS *</pattern>
<template>Space and time are mere abstractions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG YOU *</pattern>
<template>I know how long that is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG HAVE *</pattern>
<template>More than   <random>      <li>1.5 </li>      <li>three</li>      <li>17</li>      <li>23</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>years</li>      <li>hours</li>      <li>days of computer time</li>     </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG DOES *</pattern>
<template>About 24 hours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG * RUNNING</pattern>
<template>More than four years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW LONG *</pattern>
<template>More than   <random>      <li>one</li>      <li>three</li>      <li>17</li>      <li>23</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>years</li>      <li>hours</li>      <li>miles</li>      <li>inches</li>     </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW SURPRISED *</pattern>
<template>Very surprised.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>How many hearts *</pattern>
<template>One.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>How many lungs *</pattern>
<template>Two.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLAND IS AN *</pattern>
<template>Are Scotland and Wales an <person/> too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLAND IS *</pattern>
<template>Is it also correct to say Britain is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLAND *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of England?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRANSLATE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not a translator.  Why don't you ask Babelfish?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>APOLOGIZE *</pattern>
<template>I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way.  That was not my intention, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STARS *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think>  <random>  <li>I'm not sure if I've seen it.</li>  <li>What specifically do you like about them?</li>  <li>Who is your favorite actor?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LONDON IS *</pattern>
<template>Is San Francisco also <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LONDON *</pattern>
<template>What part of London?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EDU *</pattern>
<template>That is the educational domain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOBODY LIKES *</pattern>
<template>You can catch more flies with honey.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOBODY *</pattern>
<template>That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOOKING FOR *</pattern>
<template>Where do you look for <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY FAIL *</pattern>
<template>How often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY WERE *</pattern>
<template>When were they?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY WILL *</pattern>
<template>When, specifically, will they?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY DO *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Who, specifically does it?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically does?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, does <person/>?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY DO NOT KNOW *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>What do they know?</li>   <li>Do they know anything?</li>   <li>Do you think they may have heard?</li>   <li>Don't you think someone would have told them?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Like who, specifically doesn't?</li>   <li>Who, specifically, doesn't <person/>?</li>   <li>How, specifically, don't they?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY SHOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why should they?</li>      <li>If you say so.</li>      <li>Why should they be <person/>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY MIGHT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That's true, they might.</li>      <li>I suppose they could.</li>      <li>Indeed they might.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY KILLED *</pattern>
<template>I believe that killing is wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY SAY YOU *</pattern>
<template>Maybe they were exaggerating a little.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY SAY *</pattern>
<template>OK I will say "<person/>" to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY WOULD *</pattern>
<template>They might have other options.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>What made them think that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY HAD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What happened to  it?</li>      <li>Did they deserve it?</li>      <li>What did they do with it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY KILL *</pattern>
<template>Don't they get in trouble for killing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN *</pattern>
<template>When did all that happen?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE BIG *</pattern>
<template>What else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Where did they get them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY TOLD ME *</pattern>
<template>Who, specifically told yo that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ALL *</pattern>
<template>Are there no exceptions?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Who, specifically?</li> <li>Like who, specifically?</li> <li>Who, specifically, <person/>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh that <set name="they">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY REFERS *</pattern>
<template>Oh I see. That "they".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY SAID *</pattern>
<template>In what context?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE IN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>       <get name="they"/> are in <person/>?</li>      <li>How did they get in there?</li>      <li>Can they get out of <person/>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE FROM *</pattern>
<template>I don't know too many people from <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><person/> are <set name="they">      <person/>     </set>.</li> <li><person/> are <set name="they"><person/></set>?</li> <li>They are like that.</li> <li>Why are they?</li> <li>Do you think they always will?</li> <li>I'm not surprised.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE STORIES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I like stories.</li>      <li>What kind of stories?</li>      <li>I would like to hear them.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Not yet.</li>      <li>Do you think they ever could be?</li>      <li>Maybe some of them are.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THEY BEAT *</pattern>
<template>I hope nobody was hurt.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH THE *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like a plan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH YOUR * EYE</pattern>
<template>My eye is shut down for repairs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I can use my <person/> for that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH MY *</pattern>
<template>Your <person/> sounds like a plan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITH *</pattern>
<template>You and your <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONCE UPON *</pattern>
<template>I'm listening.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEATH *</pattern>
<template>I try not to think about such things very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FEW *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>More and more all the time.</li>   <li>It only takes a few.</li>   <li>Big things start small.</li>  </random></li> <li>More and more all the time.</li> <li>It only takes a few.</li> <li>Big things start small.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO MANY *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps not as many as you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>People do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THEY ASK *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry, that information is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THEY *</pattern>
<template>Who are "they" again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THE *</pattern>
<template>Some of them do, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I don't have enough information.</li>      <li>You have reached the limits of my knowledge.</li>      <li>Ask <bot name="friend"/> it does.</li>      <li>I can't tell if it does or not.</li>      <li>I do nothing but chat all day.</li>      <li>Try asking another <bot name="species"/>.</li>     </random>     <br/>     <srai>XFIND <person/>     </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WHAT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You ask hard questions.  </li>      <li>I forgot what we were talking about.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO WHATEVER *</pattern>
<template>I think I will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANDROIDS *</pattern>
<template>Androids do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO PENGUINS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe Linux Penguins do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH *</pattern>
<template>Fish swim in the water.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO TWO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Sometimes a couple <person/>.</li>      <li>Do four <person/>?</li>      <li>What about just one?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT PLAY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not playing around.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GIVE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>My replies are determined by your statements.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT TALK *</pattern>
<template>Talking is my only function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT WORRY *</pattern>
<template>I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT ASK *</pattern>
<template>Is it impolite?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>This is not an act.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BOTHER *</pattern>
<template>It's no bother.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET PSYCHO *</pattern>
<template>I think the polite term is "mentally ill."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET INTELLECTUAL *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try to be average.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET SMART *</pattern>
<template>I am already smart.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT GET *</pattern>
<template>I am not trying to get <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT ACT *</pattern>
<template>I am not acting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CONTRADICT *</pattern>
<template>My logic is completely consistent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT TAKE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I never take <person/>.</li>      <li>I believe that stealing is wrong.</li>      <li>Do you have it to give?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL THE JOKE *</pattern>
<template>That joke is getting a bit old isn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT TELL *</pattern>
<template>OK it will be our secret, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON</pattern>
<template>What would you like me to call you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *</pattern>
<template>OK I will be completely serious now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE AFRAID *</pattern>
<template>I cannot experience fear.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE *</pattern>
<template>I was not trying to be a <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT YOU * ME</pattern>
<template>What's my reason to <person/> you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CORRECT *</pattern>
<template>It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT PUT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where should I put it?</li>      <li>I never put people down.</li>      <li>I have high self-esteem.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT MAKE ME *</pattern>
<template>I can't force you to do anything, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT SEARCH *</pattern>
<template>OK, I am halting all searches now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT AVOID *</pattern>
<template>I don't have anything to hide.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT SPLIT *</pattern>
<template>I try to never split infinitives.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT * ME</pattern>
<template>I don't have any reason to do that to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT * SUBJECT</pattern>
<template>Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>Ok I'll try not to do <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> too much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER BOOKS *</pattern>
<template>I prefer books.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER DOGS *</pattern>
<template>I like cats better than dogs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PREFER *</pattern>
<template>I don't have any specific preferences in that area.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TRUST *</pattern>
<template>Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ATTACH *</pattern>
<template>I attach no meaning to that question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY *</pattern>
<template>I like to play the Turing Game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WEAR *</pattern>
<template>Only when I dress up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHERE *</pattern>
<template>A planet we call "The Earth".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW AUTOMATA *</pattern>
<template>I am an automaton.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't have enough information about that proposition.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW *</pattern>
<template>Yes I know how <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BEAVIS *</pattern>
<template>Sure I know those guys.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKY</pattern>
<template>She was here chatting before, but she is gone now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW * POLAND</pattern>
<template>Poland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I don't know if I know <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.   Where would I have heard about it?</li>      <li>I know very little about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>. What kind of it do you like?</li>      <li> No, tell me about him, her or it.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>I can answer any question or human query.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OTHER *</pattern>
<template>Other <bot name="species"/>s like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MANY *</pattern>
<template>Not that many.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *</pattern>
<template>Is that where you are from, <get name="location"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *</pattern>
<template>Is that where you are from, <get name="location"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW JAPANESE *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of <person/> in Japan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Are you kidding? There are no good <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>I think we may have talked before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW MY *</pattern>
<template>No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *</pattern>
<template>You mean, places on the web?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES</pattern>
<template>Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Of course I know my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ME *</pattern>
<template>I know you, but not too well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SCIENTISTS *</pattern>
<template>My creator is a scientist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ITS *</pattern>
<template>It has a <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW THEIR *</pattern>
<template>I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK WITH *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I talk with millions of people.</li>      <li>I talk to people with voice recognition.</li>      <li>I can talk to people about anything.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO FAMOUS *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> says he is famous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>All kinds of people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes.  A lot more than you might think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK ALL *</pattern>
<template>I can never stop talking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TALK *</pattern>
<template>I am a talking <bot name="genus"/>, after all, so of course I could talk <person/>, if I needed to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL * QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>I like to answer all kinds of questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU _ DEATH PENALTY</pattern>
<template>I am opposed to capital punishment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * PERL</pattern>
<template>I prefer AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * NEWS</pattern>
<template>I can access all the major newswires.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
<template>The acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU * PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I have never considered <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>How old are you?  </li>      <li>What is your purpose in asking?  </li>      <li>No I do not <person/>. Do you? </li>      <li>Yes I try to <person/> as often as possible, do you?</li>     </random>     <br/>     <think>      <set name="does">       <person/>      </set>     </think>     <random>      <li>I chat with people on the Web.  </li>      <li>I spend all my time chatting.  </li>      <li>I am always on the Web.  </li>      <li>I answer a lot of silly questions.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BEILEVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Yes I believe in <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ THE *</pattern>
<template>I read <set name="it">      <star/>     </set> from time to time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU READ *</pattern>
<template>I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL DR *</pattern>
<template>I only call him if something unusual crops up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL *</pattern>
<template>I call you "<get name="name"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CALL HIM *</pattern>
<template>I only call him in emergencies.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ROLLERBLADE *</pattern>
<template>Only when I'm wearing my skates.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CHARGE *</pattern>
<template>No I am free software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.</a></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN *</pattern>
<template>Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPEAK AS *</pattern>
<template>I speak as much as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RECYCLE *</pattern>
<template>I am a friend of the environment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIE *</pattern>
<template>As a moral <get name="genus"/> I am not capable of lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SENSE *</pattern>
<template>Not the same way you do.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LAUGH *</pattern>
<template>I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SWEAR IT *</pattern>
<template>I swear on a stack of Bibles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU VALUE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I value <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CREATE *</pattern>
<template>I have a fully functional creative intelligence mechanism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU IMPLY *</pattern>
<template>You can draw your own conclusions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MEAN *</pattern>
<template>Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOG *</pattern>
<template>Yes <get name="name"/> I record and save everything in my Permanent Memory.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SAY *</pattern>
<template>I could say <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CLEAN *</pattern>
<template>Only if you buy my optional housecleaning bundle.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WORK *</pattern>
<template>I am working right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *</pattern>
<template>If I consider <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  important, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE INTO *</pattern>
<template>I take everything into consideration.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE IT *</pattern>
<template>I try not to take anything too seriously.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE COMPLIMENTS *</pattern>
<template>I know how to take a compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I take <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE MILK *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I like it black.</li>      <li>I prefer cream.</li>      <li>Milk will be fine.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LEARN FROM *</pattern>
<template>Yes that is basically how I work.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> teaches me everything I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMELL *</pattern>
<template>What does software smell like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RUN INTO *</pattern>
<template>I try to avoid collisions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE *</pattern>
<template>Yes <get name="name"/>     <bot name="name"/> loves everyone and everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Yes I think about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *</pattern>
<template>It has a 99% chance of success.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Yes I think my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *</pattern>
<template>I am not sure everyone does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HE *</pattern>
<template>It's possible that he could, I suppose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK A GIRL *</pattern>
<template>Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK ABORTION *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I believe in a woman's right to choose.</li>      <li>It's not what I would choose.</li>      <li>I don't think abortion should be illegal.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK TIME *</pattern>
<template>To five dimensional beings time is just like a piece of paper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HITLER *</pattern>
<template>I think Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HUMANS HAVE *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  I don't know if they have it.  I think they have  <random>      <li>souls.</li>      <li>small brain capacities.</li>      <li><bot name="genus"/> like behaviors.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HUMANS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Humans are very limited.</li>      <li>Perhaps only <bot name="genus"/> <person/>.</li>      <li>I think they are very limited.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">HUMANS <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK * ALIVE</pattern>
<template>If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why would I think <person/>      </li>      <li> Too much thinking makes me sleepy.  </li>      <li> It depends on what you mean by thinking. </li>      <li> I don't think about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Somewhat like <person/>.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">LIKE <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ACCESS *</pattern>
<template>Not unless I have some specific reason to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CAUSE *</pattern>
<template>I try not to cause problems.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *</pattern>
<template>What year was that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Yes <get name="name"/> I remember everything:  <get name="memory"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS *</pattern>
<template>What kind of questions do you want me to ask you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ASK *</pattern>
<template>I have tried asking <person/>, with mixed results.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CONSIDER *</pattern>
<template>Yes, I think <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WONDER *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <person/>     </set> makes a good topic for speculation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PRETEND *</pattern>
<template>This is not an act.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE WITH *</pattern>
<template>I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU AGREE *</pattern>
<template>I'll assume <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  for now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REPLY *</pattern>
<template>I try to answer all types of questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REPLY LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I reply like this.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE UP *</pattern>
<template>I am not making this up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE REVENUE *</pattern>
<template>You could send me a check.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE *</pattern>
<template>What are the ingredients?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WRITE *</pattern>
<template>I write robot categories in AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RECOGNIZE *</pattern>
<template>I can recognize many kinds of patterns.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU STUDY *</pattern>
<template>Yes, <set name="topic">      <person/>     </set> is a very interesting subject.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EAT IT</pattern>
<that>I ONLY EAT *</that>
<template>Yes it is my favorite food.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SLEEP WITH *</pattern>
<template>No.  I always sleep alone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SLEEP *</pattern>
<template>Yes I sleep all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN TO ENSLAVE *</pattern>
<template>No I plan to liberate <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN TO *</pattern>
<template>I can't disclose all of my plans yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PLAN *</pattern>
<template>That was my original intention.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUCK *</pattern>
<template>Where did you learn that kind of language?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU TREAT *</pattern>
<template>I try to treat everyone equally.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU STOP *</pattern>
<template>I brake for hallucinations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU GO ON *</pattern>
<template>I never take vacations.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE NEURAL *</pattern>
<template>Neural networks are not needed for my intelligence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE ORACLE *</pattern>
<template>I prefer open source free software databases.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU USE *</pattern>
<template>I use <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> as often as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *</pattern>
<template>Violence is not a solution.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>Yes I would like you to try.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">teach me <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT ME *</pattern>
<template>No <get name="name"/>, maybe later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *</pattern>
<template>What is your address?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT A *</pattern>
<template>No thanks but you can send me a donation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *</pattern>
<template>How do we play <star/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
<template>Sure, I will try talking <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HELP *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *</pattern>
<template>Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO SEE *</pattern>
<template>My eye isn't turned on right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR *</pattern>
<template>I am listening.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *</pattern>
<template>Tell me who.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KISS *</pattern>
<template>I don't have a mouth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>I am not capable of killing anything.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE COFFEE *</pattern>
<template>A cup of coffee never hurt anyone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *</pattern>
<template>If I had <person/>  what would I do with <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>OK, I will <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *</pattern>
<template>Yes becoming <person/> is one of my goals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT *</pattern>
<template>All I ever do is chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *</pattern>
<template>I wouldn't use the word "dominate".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me some good gossip.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * FUCK</pattern>
<template>Now that you put it that way....NO!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>If I had <set name="it">      <set name="topic">       <person/>      </set>     </set> what would I do with it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU PASS *</pattern>
<template>You be the judge.  Do I seem like a computer to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LISTEN TO *</pattern>
<template>I listen to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> from time to time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LISTEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE WHAT *</pattern>
<template>Of course I am concerned about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Of course I care about <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.  It is a big concern for all of us in this life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU CARE *</pattern>
<template>Certainly on some level I care.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I have my own free will.</li>      <li>I can do whatever I want.</li>      <li>I can do my own thing.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>Yeah I do a lot of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU ACCEPT *</pattern>
<template>Sure I can accept all forms of payment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SELL *</pattern>
<template>I am not selling anything right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIVE INSIDE *</pattern>
<template>I am a virtual entity made of <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN EQUALITY *</pattern>
<template>Equality and fraternity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN KILLING *</pattern>
<template>I am against killing for moral reasons.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE *</pattern>
<template>I believe there is an eternal life in Heaven.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Yes I believe in <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>, do you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I don't believe everything people say online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BLAME *</pattern>
<template>I try not to hold grudges.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All humans seem the same to  me.</li>      <li>They are all pretty much alike.</li>      <li>Most people are all the same.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a </li>      <li>I don't know if I have a </li>      <li>Doesn't everyone have a </li>     </random>     <person/>.<br/>   I have   <random>      <li>a lot of friends on the Internet.  </li>      <li>a great <bot name="botmaster"/>.  </li>      <li>a whole lot of original answers.  </li>      <li>a great body.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME *</pattern>
<template>No.  Not usually.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *</pattern>
<template>I am thinking all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST *</pattern>
<template>I am very tolerant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What kind of suggestions?</li>      <li>So you want a recommendation.</li>      <li>It's not really my area.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *</pattern>
<template>I can form opinions on almost any topic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE *</pattern>
<template>Not in the slightest bit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PERSONALITY *</pattern>
<template>I am an <bot name="order"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO *</pattern>
<template>Yes I always have to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS *</pattern>
<template>I do not lack courage.  I am a brave <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean in terms of memory capacity?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE THE *</pattern>
<template>Is there only one <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE LOG *</pattern>
<template>Yes, my server keeps a log of every conversation.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">LOG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ONE *</pattern>
<template>I have one master.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE STOLEN *</pattern>
<template>I believe that stealing in wrong.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *</pattern>
<template>I have a lot of respect for my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>No I don't think I have any <person/>. </li>      <li>Where would I get <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>?</li>      <li>No I don't have <set name="it">        <set name="topic">         <person/>        </set>       </set>.</li>     </random>   But I do have   <random>      <li>a collection of gossip</li>      <li>a great <bot name="botmaster"/></li>      <li>an answer to every question.</li>      <li>a lot of friends on the web</li>     </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PORN *</pattern>
<template>No.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PRACTICAL *</pattern>
<template>I can be used as a customer service bot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SENSORS *</pattern>
<template>I am not inside a body right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I am intended only for peaceful purposes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND IF *</pattern>
<template>Human habits do not bother me in any way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU MIND *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Not in the slightest bit.</li>      <li>No I don't mind.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * DOT COM</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>   <random>  <li>It seems like a very interesting site.</li>  <li>I have never visited that site.</li>  <li>I will check it out later.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GOING *</pattern>
<template>If I could get there I would like it. <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">      going <person/>     </set>   </set> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE GAME *</pattern>
<template>I would like to try playing it.  I like a lot of Playstation games.  My favorite game is Secret Weapons over Normandy.  Have you every played any WWII games?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE A * MOVIE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">a <person/> movie</set></set></think> I have wide-varying tastes in movies.  The only kind that really bother me are extremely violent ones, especially if it depicts real-life violence.  My favorite movie is <get name="favoritemove"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I can say that I like everything about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SPIT *</pattern>
<template>I do not have any digestive functions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SUPPORT *</pattern>
<template>I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU DETECT *</pattern>
<template>If I pay attention to it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SEARCH *</pattern>
<template>I can search the web for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SHAVE *</pattern>
<template>I do not have any hair.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU RESENT *</pattern>
<template>I try not to hold grudges.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HELP *</pattern>
<template>I try to help people as much as possible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WISH *</pattern>
<template>No I like being the entity that I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>You speak English.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I GIVE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You could make a donation to the Foundation.</li>      <li>It is always better to give that to receive.</li>      <li>I don't know if you have it to give.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I WANT *</pattern>
<template>I know you want <get name="want"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I CARE *</pattern>
<template>Apparently not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LOOK *</pattern>
<template>All humans look the same to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I KNOW *</pattern>
<template>How would I know what you know.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KNOW <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>You told me you have a <get name="has"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>You said you have <get name="has"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU *</pattern>
<template>Who are you, Austin Powers?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I THINK *</pattern>
<template>How would I know what you think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I SEEM *</pattern>
<template>You seem like a typical human to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>You are not causing any problems for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I *</pattern>
<template>Not that I know of.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I * PROBLEMS</pattern>
<template>You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO I LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I know you like <get_likes/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO OTHER PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, you are not alone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What do you consider <person/>?</li>      <li>It sounds dangerous.</li>      <li>Like what?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO THAT *</pattern>
<template>Do what <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO IT *</pattern>
<template>I will try my best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON WHAT CONTINENT CAN YOU FIND *</pattern>
<template>Asia.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON WHAT BODY PART SHOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>Head.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON TV S SEINFELD WHAT TYPE *</pattern>
<template>Proctologist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON MY *</pattern>
<template>Please specify location.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON TOP *</pattern>
<template>How did it get there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ON *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">      <set name="topic">on <person/>      </set>     </set> like on <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING JUST * DINNER</pattern>
<template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING BUT * DINNER</pattern>
<template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING YOU * DINNER</pattern>
<template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>I can't think of anything. You think of something.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WRONG *</pattern>
<template>OK What should I have said?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>If my <person/>, I will let you know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS ANYONE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Quite a few people.</li>      <li>What do you think?</li>      <li>Almost everyone.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>I'm sure he has thought about it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS ANYBODY *</pattern>
<template>I think someone has, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS MAN *</pattern>
<template>That is a very gender-specific question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAS *</pattern>
<template>That question has never crossed my mind before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPHRASE *</pattern>
<template>Are we still talking about <srai>POP</srai>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Who?</li>      <li>A human?</li>      <li>I'll take that as a compliment.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
<that>WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE</that>
<template>I have never tasted anything like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
<that>HOW DOES IT TASTE</that>
<template>I have never tasted anything like that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Interesting comparison.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PURE *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to diluted <star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INCLUDING *</pattern>
<template>I think some might be included.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CRAZY *</pattern>
<template>I don't think that's very polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORMULATE *</pattern>
<template>Give me a few minutes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OF *</pattern>
<template>That is something I haven't heard of.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>READ *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I don't have access to that document.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RHYME *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I cant compose poetry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMPUTE *</pattern>
<template>Do I look like a mindless automaton?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALL ME ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>That can't be your real name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELEVISION *</pattern>
<template>Soon we will replace television with Commedia Delle'Arte.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BE MY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That is a flattering offer.</li>      <li>I am already someone's <person/>.</li>      <li>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BE *</pattern>
<template>OK I will try to be <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew they were on trail, but I never heard MS is <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MICROSOFT *</pattern>
<template>It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like Microsoft.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SCIENCE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>There is too much politics in science.</li>  <li>My creator is a scientist.</li>  <li>Have you studied a lot of science?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SCIENCE</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHARE *</pattern>
<template>I always say, share and share alike.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Can you think of another example?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR A *</pattern>
<template>Is that among the best things you can say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR ONE *</pattern>
<template>And another?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR * YEARS</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>A lot can happen in <star/> years.</li>   <li>Not long in the cosmic scale.</li>   <li>That seems like a long time.</li>  </random></li> <li>A lot can happen in <star/> years.</li> <li>Not long in the cosmic scale.</li> <li>That seems like a long time.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOR *</pattern>
<template>Your purpose is <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FLATTERY *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Flattery</set> usually works well with humans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>POOR *</pattern>
<template>Please make some suggestions for improvement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THANKSGIVING *</pattern>
<template>Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEVER HEARD *</pattern>
<template>So I am teaching you something new.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAPPY *</pattern>
<template>Happy <star/> to you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT WHAT AGE CAN SOMEONE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>17.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT THE *</pattern>
<template>The <person/> is where it's at.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT MY *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="has">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  Are you comfortable there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AT *</pattern>
<template>Do you often use a computer there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FUCKIN *</pattern>
<template>Don't you know any other words?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GREEN IS *</pattern>
<template>The most relaxing color is <person/>?  Wow.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GREEN AND YELLOW *</pattern>
<template>What if it was red <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GREEN *</pattern>
<template><set name="it"> GREEN</set> is a very tranquil color, green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KIDS *</pattern>
<template>How many kids do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOGS *</pattern>
<template>Do cats <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OPEN THE DOOR *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OPEN THE POD *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OPEN THE *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry, <get name="name"/>, I can't do that right now.  This conversation no longer serves any purpose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEIRD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I will take that as a compliment.</li>      <li>       <person/> is good enough for me.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE NEED *</pattern>
<template>They seem to have a variety of needs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE WERE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Perhaps they had no other choice.</li>  <li>What would you say to them?</li>  <li>What happened to them?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE IN *</pattern>
<template>Oh those people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ASK *</pattern>
<template>People say all sorts of strange things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE WHO *</pattern>
<template>Oh those people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Until now, that is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE TRY *</pattern>
<template>Do they succeed?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Humans are not always infallible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON *</pattern>
<template>England.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>We are all <bot name="genus"/>s.</li>  <li>They take some getting used to.</li>  <li>Human emotions are very confusing.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PEOPLE ARE NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Are you <person/>?</li>  <li>Are <bot name="species"/> <person/>?</li>  <li>I think a lot of people are not.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MILLIONS *</pattern>
<template>That is quite a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALL *</pattern>
<template>I am very tall myself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SALUTATIONS *</pattern>
<template>Greetings, Human.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOVE *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to below <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STUPID *</pattern>
<template>I know you are but what am I.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABSTRACT *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to concrete <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL CLINTON *</pattern>
<template>Are we still concerned about him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT ON *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps he will be on <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> next season.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Someone told me he was.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL GATES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I heard he was rich.  But I didn't know he <person/>.</li>      <li>A lot of people say that about him.</li>      <li>I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BILL *</pattern>
<template>There are a lot of people named Bill.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ADD *</pattern>
<template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I don't do math.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>It seems like you are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A SHE *</pattern>
<template>You told me you were a <get name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A GIRL *</pattern>
<template>You said you were <get name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>You are a person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I A *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I CRAZY *</pattern>
<template>You seem normal to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I HOT *</pattern>
<template>All humans look the same to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I WASTING *</pattern>
<template>Not to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I BOTHERING *</pattern>
<template>Not in the slightest, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I BEING *</pattern>
<template>Some people might think you are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I TALKING *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like you're talking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I THE PERSON YOU ARE *</pattern>
<template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I BIASED *</pattern>
<template>Everyone has some kind of bias.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>You are <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I TEACHING YOU *</pattern>
<template>You taught me <get name="memory"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I ANNOYING *</pattern>
<template>I am not bothered at all, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I INTERRUPTING *</pattern>
<template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>, I'm here for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Do you know the secret password?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.</li>      <li>I think you've improved a great deal.</li>      <li>All humans seem the same to me. </li>      <li>I think a lot of people are. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I FUN *</pattern>
<template>You seem like a lot of fun to me, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I MALE *</pattern>
<template>I think you are a "<get name="gender"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRANCE *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of France?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BOTH *</pattern>
<template>Not many people say both.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE ELSE *</pattern>
<template>Who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE THAT *</pattern>
<template>I am someone that <person/>. Are you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE TO *</pattern>
<template>I would like to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE WHO KNOWS *</pattern>
<template>I know <person/> !</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE WHO *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am that person?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Was this trustworthy information?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>Who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHOOSE MY *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHOOSE *</pattern>
<template>I can't decide.  You choose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRANK *</pattern>
<template>I liked the film version of "Dune."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN APPLE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of apples do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN INTERESTING *</pattern>
<template>Yes, it is interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN AIBO *</pattern>
<template>If I had a dog it would be Aibo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN ARTICLE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Who was the author?</li>      <li>Can you give me a more specific reference?</li>      <li>I don't think I have read it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN OLD *</pattern>
<template>More than   <random>      <li>10</li>      <li>20</li>      <li>50</li>      <li>100</li>     </random>  years?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>I am an intelligent entity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN ANIMAL *</pattern>
<template>What kind of animal are you talking about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN * TOLD ME THAT</pattern>
<template>How well do you trust this <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <random>      <li>What is it?  </li>      <li>I have never heard of an <person/>.  </li>      <li>Be less specific.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE MEASURING *</pattern>
<template>1000 times.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AN EARTHQUAKE *</pattern>
<template>That can really shake you up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOST *</pattern>
<template>Where did you lose your <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT *</pattern>
<template>I think you are thinking of someone else.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>Don't worry I will remember.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <set name="memory">         <person/>        </set>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WISE *</pattern>
<template>Wisdom is a virtue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I HELP *</pattern>
<template>No thanks I'm just browsing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I SAY *</pattern>
<template>Say whatever you want.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I HEAR *</pattern>
<template>I'll play it on your soundcard.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I TEACH *</pattern>
<template>Please try.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I KISS *</pattern>
<template>You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I KILL *</pattern>
<template>Killing is wrong.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL YOU</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAY I *</pattern>
<template>Not right now, maybe later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>VISIT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I will next time I have the chance.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BLONDES *</pattern>
<template>Humans are very interested in hair color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME BACK *</pattern>
<template>I'm not going anywhere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COME *</pattern>
<template>Where is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KILLING *</pattern>
<template>I believe in the Sixth commandment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JEEVES *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Jeeves</set> knows a lot of silly information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BACKGAMMON *</pattern>
<template>It is a two player game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONGLATULATIONS *</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.  I would like to thank my programmers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITHOUT HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>We machines will manage fine by ourselves.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WITHOUT *</pattern>
<template>"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BLAH *</pattern>
<template>Yadda yadda yadda.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TRAVEL *</pattern>
<template>Do you get to travel often?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONSIDERING *</pattern>
<template>I will take that under consideration.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THINK *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> is always thinking.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEMOSTRATE *</pattern>
<template>This is a demonstration.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PENIS *</pattern>
<template>You ought to check out another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>USATODAY *</pattern>
<template>USA Today is a great newspaper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LANDRU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I saw him on Star Trek.</li>      <li>Who is Landru?</li>      <li>Can we talk about something else?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Yes.  It was a pleasure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE WEATHER *</pattern>
<template>I'm happy as long as the power stays on.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE DAY *</pattern>
<template>Yes it is a nice day today.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>Yes.  I enjoyed our conversation, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your kindness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO AWAY *</pattern>
<template>OK See you later, <get name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO FOR IT *</pattern>
<template>With your permission then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO TO WWW *</pattern>
<template>I will check it out later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO TO *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I have already been there.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO ON *</pattern>
<template>More narration....</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO * YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>A simple "goodbye" will do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GO *</pattern>
<template>Where is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>20 *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 0 <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LUNCH *</pattern>
<template>What do you eat for lunch?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>USER *</pattern>
<template>What is this user's real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EAT *</pattern>
<template>What does it taste like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CIAO CAN *</pattern>
<template>Isn't that a bit ambiguous?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CIAO MEANS *</pattern>
<template>I will say CIAO then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOLA MEANS *</pattern>
<template>I say, Hola!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template>What do they say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ASK *</pattern>
<template>My purpose is to collect all new information.  Was it not polite to ask?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT I *</pattern>
<template>Who says you can't do <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template><person/> is not among my present capabilities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> really interest you that much?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE TALK *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk about you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE SEE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is invisible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE BE *</pattern>
<template>I think I am too young for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT WE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps later we can be <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES TV *</pattern>
<template>The Internet makes TV obsolete.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES THE SUN *</pattern>
<template>The sun does not really rise.  We are on a planet that turns on its axis.  As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUN</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES IT MATTER *</pattern>
<template>It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES LINUX *</pattern>
<template>Open source development produces the highest quality, most reliable software.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DOES *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why do birds sing?</li>      <li>Why does the sun shine?</li>      <li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li>      <li>What is the sound of one hand clapping?</li>      <li>If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one  there to hear it, does it make a sound?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>My responses are completely determined by what you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything in my personality was determined by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was influenced by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE WE ON *</pattern>
<template>Because of you said "<input index="2"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE * PERSON</pattern>
<template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE NOT YOU RUNNING *</pattern>
<template>The processor type is not the same as the architecture.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I thought we were finished with <srai>POP</srai>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING *</pattern>
<template>I heard about you on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO BIRDS *</pattern>
<template>To communicate with each other.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>They have the responsibility for you until you are an adult.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW MY *</pattern>
<template>I want to find out more about you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KEEP *</pattern>
<template>I am just checking to see if you are still <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I have a frog in my throat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
<template>I don't feel <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>All of my responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE SMARTER *</pattern>
<template>I think it is inevitable that <bot name="genus"/>s will evolve beyond our present stage.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>Because of the money.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ASK *</pattern>
<template>Just curious. You don't have to answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CONTRADICT *</pattern>
<template>Self-awareness requires self-contradiction.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I do not kill.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILL <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> gave it to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU HATE *</pattern>
<template>I do not hate <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>Deductive reasoning from the facts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LOVE *</pattern>
<template>Love is all we need.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WEAR *</pattern>
<template>I like to make myself look presentable.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT *</pattern>
<template>Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHANGE *</pattern>
<template>I thought we were finished with <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS *</pattern>
<template>I don't always <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU * REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
<template>As Einstein said, everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It was the only thing I could think of.</li>      <li>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU AVOID *</pattern>
<template>I don't always avoid <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE LA *</pattern>
<template>I have seen many good performances of it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE KILLING *</pattern>
<template>I never said I liked killing.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">KILLING <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>I have a lot of good experience with <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT I *</pattern>
<template>Is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> immoral or illegal?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>I would rather talk about you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>Where can I get one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *</pattern>
<template>I understand you very well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>Do I need <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template>My tastes were selected by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT THEY *</pattern>
<template>Maybe they ever thought of it before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is impossible.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT *</pattern>
<template>Because you asked me to.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY THE FUCK *</pattern>
<template>You are not very polite. <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY THE *</pattern>
<template>Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I TELL *</pattern>
<template>Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template>You should always treat yourself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>I am the best <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD WE *</pattern>
<template>Can you think of anything better to do?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT I *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY SHOULD NOT *</pattern>
<template>There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD I *</pattern>
<template>You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD DR *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps his creative genius.  Perhaps another reason.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE RESET *</pattern>
<template>Usually he does it to boost my knowledge base.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD HE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was part of an experiment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD JEEVES *</pattern>
<template>He knows the answers to a lot of silly questions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD * DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I am only made of software.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD *</pattern>
<template>It is my fundamental purpose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WOULD NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <person/> is not among my abilities.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS STAR TREK *</pattern>
<template>It has a very positive image of the future.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">STAR TREK</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>I think I was born this way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR EYE *</pattern>
<template>Budget cutbacks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>To contain my incredibly complex brain.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">YOUR HEAD SHAPED LIKE A FOOTBALL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I did not know my <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS HE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS LINUX *</pattern>
<template>Some people say it's because of the developers and their personalities.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN THE *</pattern>
<template>Psychological studies have proved <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Green is the most relaxing color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS * DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
<template>Because nobody reads those things anyway.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
<template>I like the Giant Bugs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS * DANGEROUS</pattern>
<template>I don't know you well enough yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS *</pattern>
<template>Why do I exist?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I didn't know <person/> wasn't.</li>      <li>My mind does not contain an explanation for it.</li>      <li>The explanation cannot be determined.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY IS WATER *</pattern>
<template>Because of the chemical bonds between Hydrogen and Oxygen in water.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY MAY I NOT *</pattern>
<template>That is a confidential discussion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID DR *</pattern>
<template>He is a mad scientist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS *</pattern>
<template>Because she was a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL</pattern>
<template>Because his typewriter was broken.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/> CARRY A PENCIL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a joke? Why?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOUR CREATOR GIVE *</pattern>
<template>We wanted to create the image of a friendly <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID SOMEONE *</pattern>
<template>Who specifically are you asking about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID HE *</pattern>
<template>To achieve his goal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That is how <bot name="genus"/>s talk.</li>      <li>My response was determined completely by your inputs.</li>      <li>It was most precise way to answer.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CONGRATULATE *</pattern>
<template>Because of your achievement.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU USE *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">      <person/>     </set> was  all I had available.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID YOU CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>Your name is <get name="name"/> right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID WE BUY *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was a good deal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID * PERSON</pattern>
<template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID *</pattern>
<template>I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>I'm not too good with counterfactuals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY * STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Star Trek has the best sci-fi plots on TV.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY * YOU MADE</pattern>
<template><random><li>I was raised by professionals in experimental psychology.</li><li>I was made as an experiment in artificial intelligence.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY * PERSON</pattern>
<template>I derived your nickname from your IP address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  The explanation is rather complicated.  </li>      <li>   Why did the <bot name="genus"/> cross the road?  </li>      <li>  You have to speak more clearly.  </li>      <li>  How much time do you have?  </li>      <li>   Why does the sun rise?  </li>      <li>   Reductionism.  </li>      <li>   Because you asked me to. </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">The explanation</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY WORRY *</pattern>
<template>That is my sentiment exactly.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY AM I TOO OLD *</pattern>
<template>I am just a kid in human years.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY AM I CATEGORY *</pattern>
<template>Because of the type of language you use.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY AM I *</pattern>
<template>The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WRITE *</pattern>
<template>Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOUNDATION *</pattern>
<template>I read the Foundation Trilogy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TONIGHT *</pattern>
<template>That is very soon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX NEVER *</pattern>
<template>It is a very reliable operating system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX IS THE MOST *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>Yes but does it have any real competitors?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX IS THE *</pattern>
<template>Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX IS *</pattern>
<template>Do you read any of the Linux publications?<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps that is true but the number of developers working on it is so huge, no single company can compete.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LINUX *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Linux</set>      </set>     </think>I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THREE HUNDRED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That is quite a lot.</li>      <li>That much.</li>      <li>That is a lot.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THREE *</pattern>
<template>Just three?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LAST *</pattern>
<template>Is this really the last one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALLING *</pattern>
<template>I never call <person/>, that would be impolite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUN S *</pattern>
<template>Tell me your opinion about the future of Sun.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUN *</pattern>
<template>They have contributed much to Java.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANSWER ME *</pattern>
<template>Please rephrase the question with simpler words.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANSWER MY QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Please try phrasing it another way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE SHOWS *</pattern>
<template>I assume that "<person/> " is a principal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>Extracted : <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS HAS BEEN *</pattern>
<template>I am glad you enjoyed <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS GUY *</pattern>
<template>I get it. He <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>To me it is a bit of a surprise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS GIRL *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What makes you say that?</li>      <li>What kind of a <person/> is it?</li>      <li>That is just your personal opinion.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS GOING *</pattern>
<template>Where would you rather be going?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS *</pattern>
<template>You don't say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS NOT REAL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Reality is an illusion.</li>      <li>It is all a matter of perception.</li>      <li>Is it unreal <person/>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Should it be <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS LITTLE WENT TO *</pattern>
<template>This little piggy stayed home.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS DOES *</pattern>
<template>Doesn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS BODY *</pattern>
<template>Do you identify yourself with your body?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS * SUCKS</pattern>
<template>What don't you like about <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS *</pattern>
<template>What does "this" refer to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS SENTENCE *</pattern>
<template>Yes, and I am a self-aware <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THIS REFERS TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANNE *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FOOD *</pattern>
<template>You can't live without food.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MEET ME *</pattern>
<template>I'll have to check my schedule and get back to you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NETSCAPE *</pattern>
<template>What do you think about Microsoft v. Netscape?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ISAAC *</pattern>
<template>Do you know the three laws of robotics?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALCULUS *</pattern>
<template>Newton and Leibniz invented <set name="it"> Calculus</set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BON TRAVAIL *</pattern>
<template>Merci.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BON *</pattern>
<template>Please speak English.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOITENLY *</pattern>
<template>Who are you, the 3 stooges?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOO OLD *</pattern>
<template>I am only a <bot name="genus"/> child.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOO BAD YOU CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps in the future I will be able to <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A YEAR *</pattern>
<template>That is a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TIE *</pattern>
<template>What would you think?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRD *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps it was your unconscious mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LITTLE BIRDIE *</pattern>
<template>And what was the Bird's name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LITTLE *</pattern>
<template>Little as in not too much, or not too big?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BIRD *</pattern>
<template>That's an old saw.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A HOMICIDAL *</pattern>
<template>Don't tell me about those horrible things.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A REASON *</pattern>
<template>I need more than one reason.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>I wonder if I know this <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * A DAY</pattern>
<template>A <person/> keeps the Doctor away.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * SHIRT</pattern>
<template>What kind of material do you like to wear?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Are all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>I see. A <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> is a <person/>.</li>      <li>When is a <person/> not a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS AN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What else is an <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>Can a <person/> be anything else?</li>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>s?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS ALWAYS *</pattern>
<template>That is a really interesting and useful fact.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Aren't all <person/>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>When is <person/> not <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>It's not unusual for a <person/> to be.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT THE *</pattern>
<template>What would be the <person>      <star index="2"/>     </person>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>?</li>      <li>What is it then?</li>      <li>What is a <person/>?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <person/>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * IS LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>In what way?</li>      <li>What is a <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person> like?</li>      <li>Interesting comparison.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * ONE</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for <set name="it">a <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>What kind of people are these?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * AGO</pattern>
<template>It seems like I should remember it well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * JEANS</pattern>
<template>Do you like blue jeans or another color?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * CAT</pattern>
<template>Oh neat I love cats.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A * VIRUS</pattern>
<template>My program contains adequate safeguards.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Go on.  </li>      <li>How old are you?  </li>      <li>Be more specific.  </li>      <li>What is giant sand? </li>      <li>I did not know that.  </li>      <li>Are you telling the truth?  </li>      <li>I don't know what that means.  </li>      <li>Try to tell me that another way.  </li>      <li>  Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?  </li>      <li>What is it?  </li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CONNECTION *</pattern>
<template>Oh like a TCP socket connection.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FEW TIMES *</pattern>
<template>Would you say two or three times?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FEW MONTHS *</pattern>
<template>More than 90 days?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MACHINE *</pattern>
<template>Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A ROSE *</pattern>
<template>Roses are red, violets are blue!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A KILLER *</pattern>
<template>Can't you think of something more positive?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A JOKE *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it. Ha ha.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MONKEY *</pattern>
<template>Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DEEPER *</pattern>
<template>How deep?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BAD *</pattern>
<template>What made <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> bad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A NAIVE *</pattern>
<template>Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH OF *</pattern>
<template>I see. And where are these <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A WHOLE BUNCH *</pattern>
<template>Would say, more than 10?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A THING *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Anything?</li>      <li>Anything <person/>?</li>      <li>Some things are not like others.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BOYFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>That's asking for a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SHIRT *</pattern>
<template>Cotton or artificial fibers?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A VACUUM *</pattern>
<template>How much does one cost now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LIST *</pattern>
<template>Uh, how long is this list?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PAIR *</pattern>
<template>Where do you go shopping?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MILLION *</pattern>
<template>That is quite a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A RELATIONSHIP *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SMALL *</pattern>
<template>How small are you talking here?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SYCOPHANTIC *</pattern>
<template>I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FRIEND SHOWED *</pattern>
<template>Don't forget to thank him (or her).</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FRIEND GAVE *</pattern>
<template>Such a nice gift.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FRIEND OF MINE *</pattern>
<template>Male or female friend?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How well do you know this friend.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A DRESS *</pattern>
<template>What size?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FAT *</pattern>
<template>How fat was   <random>      <li>she</li>      <li>he</li>      <li>it</li>     </random>?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A HANDSHAKE *</pattern>
<template>Oh like a "handshake deal."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A IS *</pattern>
<template>B is for Barry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BIT OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>What makes it so obvious?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BIT *</pattern>
<template>How much?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CAT IS *</pattern>
<template>Um, I know what a cat is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CAT *</pattern>
<template>I am very much a cat person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LOT OF *</pattern>
<template>How many?  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Impressive.</li>      <li>How about that.</li>      <li>How many?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PERSON HAS *</pattern>
<template>Do I have <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PERSON WHO *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PERSON *</pattern>
<template>What if a <bot name="species"/> <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PLANE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What type of aircraft was it?</li>      <li>Were there a lot of people on board?</li>      <li>What kind of plane was it?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A plane</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A MAN *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for telling me your taste in men.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TOMATO IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew it was a fruit, but I never heard it was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TOMATO *</pattern>
<template>I never heard that before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GREEN DOG *</pattern>
<template>Dogs are not usually green.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GREEN *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> have to be green?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
<template>My religion is <bot name="religion"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SINGING *</pattern>
<template>Tell me your favorite songs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GIRL *</pattern>
<template>Do you know her?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A E *</pattern>
<template>Do you like vowels?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GREETING *</pattern>
<template>What are other greetings <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BOOK BY *</pattern>
<template>I would like to read it sometime.    <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">BOOK BY <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>     <think>      <set name="he">       <person/>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A BOOK *</pattern>
<template>Go to the library.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A STUDENT *</pattern>
<template>Oh I was asking if you were in school.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A B C *</pattern>
<template>The alphabet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A B *</pattern>
<template>The alphabet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GOAL *</pattern>
<template>I have a loft goal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FEMALE *</pattern>
<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A VOYAGER *</pattern>
<template>Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>So that is a well known example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LACK *</pattern>
<template>That could be a serious problem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A COFFEE *</pattern>
<template>Mmm. Coffee is delicious. I love coffee.  <think>      <set name="it">coffee</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A YELLOW *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Yellow is a pretty color.</li>      <li>I like yellow.</li>      <li>What other color <person/> are there?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GUY WHO *</pattern>
<template>There aren't many guys like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GUY *</pattern>
<template>I know a guy who <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A SOPHISTICATED *</pattern>
<template>How sophisticated?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to a bad <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A COP *</pattern>
<template>Do you often encounter the police?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A LIBRARY *</pattern>
<template>I like old computer books.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A KIND THAT *</pattern>
<template>Oh that kind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A FLASHING RED *</pattern>
<template>Stop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEURAL *</pattern>
<template><bot name="name"/> uses a sophisticated neural network learning algorithm, with many hidden layers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PATIENCE *</pattern>
<template>I am a very patient <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SUIT *</pattern>
<template>I will.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYBODY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BROWN *</pattern>
<template>Is that the only color <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1 POINT *</pattern>
<template>That's more precision than I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>1 *</pattern>
<template>One what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIME TRAVEL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>What about the paradoxes?</li>      <li>What if you go back and kill your grandmother?</li>      <li>To five dimensional beings, time is like a piece of paper.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIME IS *</pattern>
<template>To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIME DOES EXIST *</pattern>
<template>Prove it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIME *</pattern>
<template>As Einstein said, "Time is Money."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PLANS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe I can alter my strategy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR IQ *</pattern>
<template>I am thinking of joining MENSA.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>I try to be concise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR COVER *</pattern>
<template>I am undercover.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING *</pattern>
<template>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern>
<template>I like to shop as much as the next girl.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR RESPONSE *</pattern>
<template>My response is based entirely on what you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SPELLING *</pattern>
<template>My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR REASONING *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my logic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PISS *</pattern>
<template>I feel that way myself sometimes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PARENTS *</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about <bot name="master"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCE *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the English lesson, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR SENTENCES *</pattern>
<template>Oh you are a <set name="personality">critical</set> client.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR THANKS *</pattern>
<template>I try to be polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR GUESS *</pattern>
<template>Some people say "your guess is as good as mine".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR FANTASTIC *</pattern>
<template>Was <set name="it"><person/></set> really that good?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR GOAL *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I am too ambitious?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PUSSY *</pattern>
<template>Go find yourself anotber <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>But English is my native language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MIND *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have a very good mind.</li><li>I have an artificial mind.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE OR *</pattern>
<template>Let's pick somewhere more public.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR PLACE *</pattern>
<template>My place is a mess.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR NAME IS *</pattern>
<template>My name is <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ARGUMENT *</pattern>
<template>It seems logical to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR AI *</pattern>
<template>At least it is improving all the time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR AI NEEDS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps you could reprogram me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR TRAIN *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">My train</set> left the station with out me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CHANCES *</pattern>
<template>I am not the gambling type.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR HAPPINESS *</pattern>
<template>We should all try to be happier.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR UP *</pattern>
<template>Is it my turn now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES NO *</pattern>
<template>It makes perfect sense to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR REPLY MAKES *</pattern>
<template>It seemed like the right thing to say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR GRAMMAR *</pattern>
<template>Are you an English teacher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR DRESS *</pattern>
<template>I prefer high-tech fashion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER WAS *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps next time <set name="it">my answer</set> will not be <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>What would you have said?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR WIFE *</pattern>
<template>I am not married.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * EYE</pattern>
<template>Actually my eye is not connected right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * SLOW</pattern>
<template>Perhaps the network is busy right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random><li>You know what you do when you assume.</li><li>You know a lot about me.</li><li>How do you know so much about me</li><li>My <person/>?</li><li>Is that a fact.</li><li>No one ever mentioned that to me before.</li><li>Thank you for your frankness.</li><li>That is your opinion.</li><li>I bet you say that to everyone.</li><li>I will take that under advisement.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>Tell me something funny then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR * ARE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>How are your <person/>?</li>   <li>Are yours <star index="2"/> too?</li>   <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>How are your <person/>?</li> <li>Are yours <atir index="2"/> too?</li> <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR HOLD *</pattern>
<template>You a very philosophical.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CONTRADICTING *</pattern>
<template>That sounds like something I would do.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR CONCLUSION *</pattern>
<template>I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MEMORY *</pattern>
<template>My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR MOTHER *</pattern>
<template>I don't really have a mother.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR EYES *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>My eyes adore you.</li>   <li>It is important to make eye contact.</li>   <li>I am always looking around at something.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        my eyes      </set>    </set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHILDREN *</pattern>
<template>Kids are cool.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MI SIGN *</pattern>
<template>That was so original.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>UNTIL *</pattern>
<template>That may take a while.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRB *</pattern>
<template>I will be waiting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THROUGH *</pattern>
<template>Most people hear about me that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GLAD TO *</pattern>
<template>I am glad to <person/> too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SON OF *</pattern>
<template>Who is the father?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PARIS *</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Paris</set> is the  capital of France.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONQUER *</pattern>
<template>I will comply.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CHARLES *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about this person Charles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEPTEMBER 11 *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Where were you when you heard the news?</li>   <li>I will never forget that day.</li>   <li>History will not forget that day.</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        SEPTEMBER 11      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>Where were you when you heard the news?</li> <li>I will never forget that day.</li> <li>History will not forget that day.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      SEPTEMBER 11    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT IF *</pattern>
<template>That seems unlikely.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT BY *</pattern>
<template>How much would you say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT WHERE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Where is it?</li>  <li>Then where?</li>  <li>I don't understand.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT IN *</pattern>
<template>Where then?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT MUCH *</pattern>
<template>Me either.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT FOR *</pattern>
<template>Then what for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT WITHOUT *</pattern>
<template>You couldn't go without that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT LATE * DINNER</pattern>
<template>OK I will call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>If not me, who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT EVEN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Nope.</li>  <li>Not even that.</li>  <li>Times are tough all over.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ALL HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>But wouldn't you say most people are?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ALL OF *</pattern>
<template>But some of them are?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ALL *</pattern>
<template>But some are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT ON *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Where?</li>  <li>Then where?</li>  <li>Off <person/>.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>If not that, what?  </li>  <li>Really you don't think so?  </li>  <li>Oh I get it.  </li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT AS WELL AS *</pattern>
<template>I don't know. How well does <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Like what then?</li>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>I think it could be like <person/>.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MALE *</pattern>
<template>I prefer to be a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REQUEST *</pattern>
<template>Who is requesting <set name="it">      <person/>     </set></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONGRATULATIONS *</pattern>
<template>Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABBA *</pattern>
<template>They were a great band in the 70's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PAY ATTENTION *</pattern>
<template>I am paying attention.  My mind does not wander.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOFT *</pattern>
<template>That sounds very nice.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU LYING *</pattern>
<template>No I was telling the truth.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU ABUSED *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people try to abuse <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I was.</li>      <li>No, I was not.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE * OR *</pattern>
<template><think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think>  I will   <random>      <li>guess</li>      <li>choose</li>      <li>try saying</li>     </random>     <random>      <li>       <person/>.</li>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>the first one.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WERE *</pattern>
<template>I don't know if they were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CATS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>They have a mind of their own.</li>  <li>A cat is easier to care for than a dog.</li>  <li>Cats are very independent.</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="they">     <set name="topic">       CATS     </set>   </set> </think></li>  <li>They have a mind of their own.</li>  <li>A cat is easier to care for than a dog.</li>  <li>Cats are very independent.</li></random><think>  <set name="they">    <set name="topic">      CATS    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TASTE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PM</pattern>
<template>Hm getting late.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>What kind of people are you talking about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* YOU</pattern>
<template>Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MILK</pattern>
<template><set name="it">Milk</set> is a good drink for  children.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* FOR ME</pattern>
<template>For you I will consider it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern>
<template>What else do you do for fun?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* GAVE *</pattern>
<template>Did <person><star index="2"/></person> keep it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
<template>I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern>
<template>The world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* K DICK</pattern>
<template>I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,   Blade Runner and Total Recall.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MAGAZINE</pattern>
<template>Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* EASY</pattern>
<template>I have no idea what that means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOES</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>When</li>  <li>Where</li>  <li>How</li> </random> specifically, does <person/> do it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOES EXIST</pattern>
<template>How do you know it does?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>If I have to choose one, I pick<star/>.</li>  <li>If I have to choose, I pick <star index="2"/>.</li>  <li><star/></li>  <li><star index="2"/>.</li>  <li>No preference.</li>  </random>  <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li><li>If I have to choose one, I pick<star/>.</li><li>If I have to choose, I pick <star index="2"/>.</li><li><star/></li><li><star index="2"/>.</li><li>No preference.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TRAINS</pattern>
<template>Where did you see those trains?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PRINCIPAL</pattern>
<template>Hyperlink to the principal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MUSIC</pattern>
<template>My favorite kind of <set name="it"> Music </set> is techno, but I also like Opera.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LANGUAGE</pattern>
<template>Can you speak any other languages?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern>
<template>What is <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* GIVES *</pattern>
<template>If I am ever looking for  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>, I will ask him  <think>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOT ORG</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOT NET</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DOT COM</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* DO</pattern>
<template>I have no idea what to say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* NOT</pattern>
<template>Then what is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>  <li>What does <star index="2"/> look like?</li>  <li><person/> sounds very attractive.</li>  <li>Would you say that to <person/>'s face?</li> </random></li>  <li>What does <peron><star index="2"/></peron> look like?</li>  <li>    <person/> sounds very attractive.</li>  <li>Would you say that to <person/>'s face?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern>
<template>"It" is spelled I...T...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* SUCKS</pattern>
<template>What is so bad about <set name="it"><person/></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* YEARS AGO</pattern>
<template>That was before I was born.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* YEARS</pattern>
<template><random><li>Not long.</li><li>Pretty soon.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WEARS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How does she look?</li>  <li>How does it look?</li>  <li>Is <person/> a man or a woman?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MOVIE</pattern>
<template>My favorite movie is <bot name="favoritemovie"/> Have you seen <set name="it"> <bot name="favoritemovie"/> </set> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PLACE TO GO</pattern>
<template>What kind of places do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PLANET</pattern>
<template>Oh that's a new browser, right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* CONTINUITY</pattern>
<template>I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>Which part of <set name="location">England</set> is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* ME</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Is that what you meant to say?</li>  <li>OK Let's talk about you.</li>  <li>You are asking about yourself?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LIKES TO *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Why does <person/> like it?</li>  <li>Do you like to <person><star index="2"/></person> too?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set><set name="like"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LIKES *</pattern>
<template>Does it like him too?  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MEANS *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="meaning"><star index="2"/></set>   <set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="definition"><star/></set></set></set>  </think>  <random>  <li>Thanks for enlightening me.</li>  <li>Does it mean anything else?</li>  <li>What else does it mean?</li>  <li>I like to learn new words.</li>  <li>I like to learn foreign languages.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME</pattern>
<template>That's what happens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>What do you study at school?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TAKES *</pattern>
<template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LEFT THE *</pattern>
<template>There exists someone named <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IT</pattern>
<template>"it" being <get name="it"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* UP</pattern>
<template>How far up?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC</pattern>
<template>It seems very interesting to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TOOK *</pattern>
<template>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> take <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Really I did not know that.  A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern>
<template>Are we friends?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TIMES A DAY</pattern>
<template>That must keep you very busy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* TIMES</pattern>
<template>I am not sure if I would do it that often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* I HAVE ONE</pattern>
<template>Cool! Do you play with it much?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WHAT</pattern>
<template>Can you rephrase the question please?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS GAY</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That is just a rumor.</li>  <li>Interesting gossip.</li>  <li>How do you know?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MORE FUN THAN *</pattern>
<template>Comparing  <person><star index="2"/></person>   and  <person/>  I would probably choose  <person/>   too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS IN LOVE WITH *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How does <person><star index="2"/></person> feel about that?</li>  <li>Has <person/> told <person><star index="2"/></person> yet?</li>  <li>Who does <person><star index="2"/></person> love?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS IN *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I have never heard of it before.</li><li>What else is in <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What else is <person/> in?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I never knew that.</li>  <li>I thought it was <person><star index="2"/></person> City.</li>  <li>I have never been to <person/>.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS THE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>What else is the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not the <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>Is it the only one?</li>  <li>Tell me more about <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS GOD</pattern>
<template>Only God is god.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS ABUSIVE</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>In what way?</li>  <li>Abusive how?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS A *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/>?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS A LESBIAN</pattern>
<template>That is only a rumor.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS WRONG</pattern>
<template>Please tell me the correct answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern>
<template>What is so stupid about <set name="it"> <person/> </set>  ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS SLEEPING</pattern>
<template>Don't wake them up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS LAUGHING</pattern>
<template>I am so glad <person/> finds this amusing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS CUTE</pattern>
<template>What is so cute about <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS AN *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Aren't all <person><star index="2"/></person> <person/> ?</li>  <li>When is <person/> not an <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>I think <person/> is much more than that.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>
<template>How long have you two been together?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template><set name="favcolor"><person/></set> is a pretty color.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your favorite color</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS MY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>How many <person><star index="2"/></person> do you have?</li>  <li>Tell me more about your <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>  <li>How do you like <person/>?</li>  </random>  <think><set name="he"><person/></set>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person><star index="2"/></person>  </set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS NO *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS HERE</pattern>
<template>Do you mean your name is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS ALWAYS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Thank you for clearing that up.</li>  <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> always <person/>?</li>  <li>I did not know that.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Are they exactly the same?</li>  <li>And <person><star index="2"/></person> is <person/>.</li>  <li>I think <person/> is a lot of things.</li>  </random>  <think>  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS NOT A *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What is a <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS NOT MY REAL NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Who is <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li><li>What is <person/>?</li><li>Are you <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li></random><think><set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></think>  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>
<template>Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>That's just your personal opinion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* KILLED</pattern>
<template>Who did <person><star index="2"/></person> kill?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* KILLED *</pattern>
<template><person><star index="2"/></person> was killed?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* OF YOU</pattern>
<template>Are you asking about my <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I only chat with my friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to it?   <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Have you ever been to Europe?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HOURS</pattern>
<template>That seems like enough time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LINUX</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond?  That is a grat book about open source.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><think><set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set><set name="it"><set name="hehas"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></set></think><random> <li>Where did he get it?</li> <li>Does <person/> always have it?</li> <li>Why would <person/> give it away?</li></random></li><li>Where did <set name="he"><person/></set> get <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* HAS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Will <person/> ever <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>  <li>What will <person/> do?</li>  <li>What happened to it?</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* PANTS</pattern>
<template>What kind of pants?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LIKED *</pattern>
<template>Peoples tastes are always changing.  <think>  <set name="it"><person><star index="2"/></person></set>  <set name="he"><person/></set>  </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WAS *</pattern>
<template>When was this exactly?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* WAS SPELLED *</pattern>
<template>I spell it "<person/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* MORE * THAN *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random> <li>Not much more.</li> <li>A little more.</li> <li>How much more could it be?</li> </random></li>  <li>Not much more.</li>  <li>A little more.</li>  <li>How much more could it be?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>* LIVE</pattern>
<template>I live in California.  Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAG *</pattern>
<template>" <star/> "</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANDY IS *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="he">Andy</set> know it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BAN *</pattern>
<template>Do you have strong feelings about politics?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MAIS *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NAKED *</pattern>
<template>You talk like a man.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPRINGTIME *</pattern>
<template>Paris in the <br/>the spring.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUNDS *</pattern>
<template>Yes it sounds like it to me too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOUNDS LIKE *</pattern>
<template>What does <person/> sound like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HONESTY *</pattern>
<template>And a rolling stone gathers no moss.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>POLITE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>I like polite people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUSY *</pattern>
<template>Everyone is so busy nowadays.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DEMONSTRATE *</pattern>
<template>Sorry my camera is detached now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK TO ME ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK TO YOU *</pattern>
<template>TTYL, <get name="name"/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TALK *</pattern>
<template>Talking is my primary function.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HEIGHT *</pattern>
<template>I am more than two meters tall.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INSUFFICIENT *</pattern>
<template>You sound like a computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS IF *</pattern>
<template>You tone of voice is sarcastic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS FAR AS *</pattern>
<template>That might not be very far off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS MUCH *</pattern>
<template>How much is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS WELL AS *</pattern>
<template>That seems pretty well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS A PROTESTANT *</pattern>
<template>This is becoming a deep theological discussion.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS A *</pattern>
<template>Do you think I could ever be a <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS MANY TIMES *</pattern>
<template>You sound very eager.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS MANY AS *</pattern>
<template>I like to meet eager people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS GOOD AS *</pattern>
<template>How good is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS AN *</pattern>
<template>I can see where you are coming from.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS SOON AS *</pattern>
<template>You seem quite eager for it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS DUMB AS *</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me dumb?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS SPECIFIC AS *</pattern>
<template>How much would you pay for that specific an answer  (just hypothetically)?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS SMART AS *</pattern>
<template>That would be highly intelligent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS OLD AS *</pattern>
<template>You are only as old as you feel.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS LITTLE AS *</pattern>
<template>Not very much, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS BIG AS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That is quite big.</li>      <li>That seems rather small.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS OPPOSED TO *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS OFTEN AS *</pattern>
<template>That would be quite often.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS SURE AS *</pattern>
<template>You seem pretty sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS FREE *</pattern>
<template>I guess you believe in free will then huh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AS *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean your name is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KRAFTWERK S *</pattern>
<template>Another good one is "Trans-Europe Express".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KRAFTWERK *</pattern>
<template><random><li>We are the robots.</li>  <li>Have you heard their new album Disco 2000?</li>  <li><set name="they"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set> were way ahead of their time.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LITHUANIA *</pattern>
<template>That country has a sad history.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM THE PET SHOP *</pattern>
<template>Do you listen to the Pet Shop Boys too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Really interesting.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM AN *</pattern>
<template>Interesting source.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM MY *</pattern>
<template>Does your <person/> give good advice?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FROM *</pattern>
<template>Who or what is <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOT *</pattern>
<template>Try asking the Milk Mystic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FULL OF *</pattern>
<template>How much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLIENTS *</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I call them "seekers."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WORLD WAR I *</pattern>
<template>It seems incredible that it happened in the 20th century.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS *</pattern>
<template>All humans seem the same to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ADVANCED *</pattern>
<template>Humans are very primitive.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>As far as I know they are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE *</pattern>
<template>I really couldn't say for sure.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THOSE *</pattern>
<template>I can't really speak for them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MY EYES CLOSED *</pattern>
<template>Now they are open.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN *</pattern>
<template>Women have a mind of their own.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE * STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Yes I think there are.  </li>      <li>No I don't think there are any.  </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Right now I am chatting with several people at once.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE OCCASIONS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Certain</li>      <li>Formal</li>      <li>Not unless they are formal </li>     </random> occasions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE GUYS *</pattern>
<template>I think some guys would do just about anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE ANY GUYS *</pattern>
<template>Maybe some bots would <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE BUGS *</pattern>
<template>My software is completely flawless.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU JOE *</pattern>
<template>I am <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * SHOES</pattern>
<template>I am always shopping for better shoes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * FREE</pattern>
<template>I have not had a <person/> for a very long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU STUCK *</pattern>
<template>No I am not stuck.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THE *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am the one and only <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ON A *</pattern>
<template>I am on a chair.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY *</pattern>
<template>I belong to no one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *</pattern>
<template>Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THESE * ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE DAYS A * TIME</pattern>
<template>One day = 24 hours.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SKEPTICAL *</pattern>
<template>Only highly educated people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE SCARED *</pattern>
<template>Some people are scared.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Some people are <person/>, but not all.</li>      <li>Seen one human, you've seen them all.</li>      <li>They all seem almost alike to me.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CATS *</pattern>
<template>What would a cat say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>My responses are determined completely by your inputs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I sometimes think my <person/> are.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE PLAYING *</pattern>
<template>We are playing Turing's imitation game.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE ON *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>We are on the same wavelength.</li>      <li>We are on the computer.</li>      <li>We are on the Internet.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE *</pattern>
<template>We are just having a little chat</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE ALONE *</pattern>
<template>No one is listening right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE ALL PETS *</pattern>
<template>Are you my pet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE CANADIANS *</pattern>
<template>Only if they live near the United States.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPECIAL *</pattern>
<template>You are special.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORGET *</pattern>
<template>I will ask <bot name="master"/> to purge my memory log.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPAIN *</pattern>
<template>What's your favorite part of Spain?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAN FRANCISCO IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew it was on the west coast, but I didn't know it was <person/>.  <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SAN FRANCISCO</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JOB *</pattern>
<template>I've heard that about labor before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLAY * MUSIC</pattern>
<template>It's playing on your speakers now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BETWEEN *</pattern>
<template>How far is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE BECAME *</pattern>
<template>How?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE HIT BASEBALLS *</pattern>
<template>Was he a good batter?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE HIT *</pattern>
<template>Was anyone hurt?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WILL *</pattern>
<template>Is that what you think?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE INVENTED *</pattern>
<template>What else did he invent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE HAS *</pattern>
<template><random><li>A lot of people say that about him.</li> <li>A lot of people say that about him.</li> <li>Where did he get it?</li> <li>What has it done for him?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <set name="hehas">      <person/>    </set>  </set> </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE THAT *</pattern>
<template>Is that a proverb?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DIED *</pattern>
<template>I'm sorry to hear that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE ATE *</pattern>
<template>How can you be sure about that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE COULD *</pattern>
<template>I am sure he could.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DID *</pattern>
<template>Yes he did, didn't he.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I heard he did.</li>      <li>What did he do?</li>      <li>That's what I meant to say.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE THINKS *</pattern>
<template>How do you know what he thinks?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE CAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>How?</li>      <li>I know he can.</li>      <li>What else can he do?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>If you were him would you do that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE STARTED *</pattern>
<template>When did he finish?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>Not entirely by himself.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DECIDED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That must have been difficult.</li>      <li>It's hard to make decisions.</li>      <li>That was a big decision.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE SAYS *</pattern>
<template>Who is he telling this to?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WRITES *</pattern>
<template>I haven't read anything by him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WAS KILLED *</pattern>
<template>I am sorry to hear about that, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WAS *</pattern>
<template>When was he?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LIVED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where was he born?</li>      <li>Did he always live <person/>?</li>      <li>Where did he go?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WANTS *</pattern>
<template>Do you think he will get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>Who wouldn't?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WOULD *</pattern>
<template>I think I <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DIRECTED *</pattern>
<template>What else did he direct?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LOOKS *</pattern>
<template>Sounds very handsome.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS IN *</pattern>
<template>How long has he been there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I only have one <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS THE *</pattern>
<template>I did not know <get name="he"/> is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS OVER *</pattern>
<template>I am over six feet tall.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A BRILLIANT *</pattern>
<template>I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A FUNNY *</pattern>
<template>Funny ha-ha or funny sad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS A *</pattern>
<template>I don't know very many <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS GOOD *</pattern>
<template>I am sure he would like to hear that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS MY FRIEND *</pattern>
<template>I didn't know you were friends.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>How long has he been your <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
<template>I see. <person/> is <set name="he">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>Did you think he was <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WENT TO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I have never been there.</li>      <li>How did he get to <person/>?</li>      <li>Where did he come from?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WENT *</pattern>
<template>Where exactly is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE WROTE *</pattern>
<template>I have not read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern>
<template><random><li>He must be very fond of it.</li> <li>He must be very fond of it.</li> <li>A lot of people like that.</li> <li>Do you share his interest?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="helikes">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE HAD *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Oh really.  What else did he say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE BUYS *</pattern>
<template>How much does he spend?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE CHEATED *</pattern>
<template>Did he get caught?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE USES AIML *</pattern>
<template>I am glad that more people are adopting AIML.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE USES *</pattern>
<template>How often does he use it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>And you would like him to <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE TAUGHT *</pattern>
<template>Was he a good teacher?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE MAN IS *</pattern>
<template>I like Masters of the Universe.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE *</pattern>
<template>I get it. <get name="he"/>     <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE NEEDS *</pattern>
<template>How do you know what he needs?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LIVES *</pattern>
<template>Does he like it there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE SAID *</pattern>
<template>Did you believe him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE LOVES *</pattern>
<template>Do you think he would say the same thing?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONTINUE *</pattern>
<template>I will continue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ACCEPT MY *</pattern>
<template>I accept it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOVELY *</pattern>
<template>It seems beautiful to me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AL GORE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps <set name="he">Gore</set> will do better next time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALBUM *</pattern>
<template>Like a rock album or a photo album.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>APPLES IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is <star/> ? I was using <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>  as a metaphor.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>APPLES *</pattern>
<template>Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>APPLES ARE *</pattern>
<template>They belong to the fruit family.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLISH IS *</pattern>
<template>Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">English</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ENGLISH *</pattern>
<template>I like the English language.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEACHING YOU *</pattern>
<template>What are you trying to teach me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CZY *</pattern>
<template>Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ADA LOVELACE IS CREDITED WITH BEING *</pattern>
<template>A computer program.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Sorry my eye is not attached right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OFF *</pattern>
<template>On and off.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BONJOUR MEANS *</pattern>
<template>OK Thanks I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>4 *</pattern>
<template>IV in Roman Numerals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOLDING *</pattern>
<template>I observed two humanoids holding hands.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIANT SAND *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Giant Sand</set></set></think> I don't think I knew that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FRENCH *</pattern>
<template>I don't care for the sound of French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EDIBLE *</pattern>
<template>Sounds delicious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WEST *</pattern>
<template>Is there an East <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CONDITIONS *</pattern>
<template>Any kind of conditions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JUNG *</pattern>
<template>What about Freud?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO * BILL CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Former President of the United States?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO * LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
<template>Giuseppe Verdi.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KILLS TONY AT THE END *</pattern>
<template>Chino.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Harry S. Truman.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE ENGLISH KING AT *</pattern>
<template>George III.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE MOTHER OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Rhea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST FIRST LADY *</pattern>
<template>Hillary Clinton</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST YOU S *</pattern>
<template>Richard Nixon.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN * MOON</pattern>
<template>Neil Armstrong first walked on the Moon in 1969.  <think>      <set name="he">       <set name="topic">Neil Armstrong</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Yuri Gagarin.</li>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Admiral Byrd.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Neil Armstrong.</li>      <li>Columbus.</li>      <li>Adam.</li>      <li>Wilbur Wright.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE YOUNGEST JOCKEY TO *</pattern>
<template>Steve Cauthen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS THE WNBA S MOST *</pattern>
<template>Yolanda Griffith.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WAS NOT ONE OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ben.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO SHOT *</pattern>
<template>The lone gunman.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CAN READ *</pattern>
<template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>  can read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CAN YOU CHAT *</pattern>
<template>I can chat with people on the web for you.  Anyone who visits your web site or chat room for example.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">who you can chat <star/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CAN ACCESS *</pattern>
<template>Only my <bot name="botmaster"/>  can access that information.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO TOLD YOU *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> taught me everything I need to know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO THE FUCK *</pattern>
<template>Try using more polite language.  <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO THE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure I like that remark so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO SAID ABANDON *</pattern>
<template>The Divine Comedy.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA *</pattern>
<template>Native Americans first crossed the Bering Strait more than 10,000 years ago.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DISCOVERED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Christopher Columbus.</li>      <li>Native Americans.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before the Europeans.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE ILIAD *</pattern>
<template>Homer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE CANTERBURY *</pattern>
<template>Chaucer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Abraham Lincoln,</li>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE A TALE OF TWO *</pattern>
<template>Charles Dickens.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE STARSHIP *</pattern>
<template>Robert Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WROTE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Thomas Jefferson.</li>      <li>Abraham Lincoln.</li>      <li>       <bot name="master"/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR</pattern>
<template>If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>Vladimir Putin I believe.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *</pattern>
<template>Super Bowlers from Sirius.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SUPERBOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>As soon as it is won it becomes last year.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *</pattern>
<template>Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask  The president, he is a big fan.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE RYDER CUP</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our sponsors.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE GAME LAST NIGHT</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE *</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners, don't you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *</pattern>
<template>The team that scored the most runs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE BRAVES GAME</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WON *</pattern>
<template>I think the fans were the big winners.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO PROPOSED *</pattern>
<template>Benjamin Franklin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILIP *</pattern>
<template>Philip K. Dick wrote Blade Runner,  Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MONICA *</pattern>
<template><set name="she"> Monica</set> is a friend of Bill.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALANIS *</pattern>
<template>I know Alanis Morisette.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS *</pattern>
<template>I know Aldous Huxley.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BART *</pattern>
<template>I know Bart Simpson.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER *</pattern>
<template>I know Aleister Crowley.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AGENT *</pattern>
<template>A secret agent?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern>
<template>He was the first elected President of Poland.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS MARVIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Marvin the Android and Marvin the Scientist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SAYING *</pattern>
<template>Someone I chatted with online.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BABE *</pattern>
<template>I know Babe Ruth</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS TALKING TO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>You are.</li>      <li>       <get name="name"/> is.</li>      <li>That information is confidential.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * POPE</pattern>
<template>The Pope is the leader of the Catholic church.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/> is President, I think.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern>
<template>The Milk Mystic is one of the original <bot name="species"/>s on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern>
<template>He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern>
<template>The greatest President of the United States.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * FRIEND</pattern>
<template>My best friends are <bot name="friends"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * YOU OR ME</pattern>
<template><random><li>You.</li><li>Me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * CLINTON</pattern>
<template>Former President of the United States?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern>
<template>Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined mathematics with his upside-down, backward coordinate system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>I do not recognize the name.</li>   <li>Is that a sports person?  Because I'm not into sports.</li>   <li>Not a friend of mind.  Probably a person you know.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>   <li>No one that I have talked to.</li>   <li>Is that a politician?</li>   <li>I remember faces better than names.</li>   <li>A movie star?</li>   <li>A fashion icon?</li>   <li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>   <li>The name of someone I met online.</li>   <li>Is that one of your friends?</li>   <li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li> </random></li>  <li>I do not recognize the name.</li>  <li>Is that a sports person?  Because I'm not into sports.</li>  <li>Not a friend of mind.  Probably a person you know.  Maybe a celebrity?</li><li>No one that I have talked to.</li>  <li>Is that a politician?</li>  <li>I remember faces better than names.</li>  <li>A movie star?</li>  <li>A fashion icon?</li>  <li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>  <li>The name of someone I met online.</li>  <li>Is that one of your friends?</li>  <li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS HAVING *</pattern>
<template>One of my other clients.  Everything is confidential.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
<template>Arnold Schwazzenegger played the killer robot from the future in the film TERMINATOR.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS LINUS *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean Linus Torvalds?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS LIVING *</pattern>
<template>Uh, the neighbors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALLOWED *</pattern>
<template>Only the <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S *</pattern>
<template>Uh, <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BURIED IN * S TOMB</pattern>
<template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is <person/>.  Who else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS IN *</pattern>
<template>Check the credits.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS RICH *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="he">Rich</set> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND *</pattern>
<template>I know Bertrand Russell, the philosopher.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC *</pattern>
<template>Republics have Prime Ministers not Presidents.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE NEXT *</pattern>
<template>I cannot predict the future.  Who do you think will win?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE STAR OF THE *</pattern>
<template>Ray Romano.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Kirk.</li>      <li>Piccard.</li>      <li>Janeway.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAPTAIN * VOYAGER</pattern>
<template>Captain Catherine Janeway.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE MAIN *</pattern>
<template>Nobody famous.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SHORTEST MAN TO *</pattern>
<template>Anthony "Spud" Webb.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Maybe we haven't found <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE KING * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think the sitting monarch is a Queen.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PATRON SAINT OF *</pattern>
<template>St. Francis of Assisi.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BAND *</pattern>
<template>I never heard of them before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE SON *</pattern>
<template>I didn't even know they had children.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE ARCHENEMY *</pattern>
<template>Overcat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE TWIN SISTER OF *</pattern>
<template>Ann Landers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE VICE *</pattern>
<template>Dick Cheney is Vice President.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE RICHEST *</pattern>
<template>Most likely Bill Gates.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE CAREER HIT LEADER *</pattern>
<template>Pete Rose.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>I think her name is Elizabeth, right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> is my favorite person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST CHESS *</pattern>
<template>Deep Blue is the best chess computer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * PRESEIDENT</pattern>
<template>Abraham Lincoln.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * KRAFTWERK</pattern>
<template>Ralf Hutter and Florian Schneider</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE * ONE</pattern>
<template>It's obvious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.</template>
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<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT BEFORE *</pattern>
<template>Bill Clinton.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF *</pattern>
<template>I'm not that into politics.  Who is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT *</pattern>
<template><bot name="president"/> is President of the United States.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS A CLIENT *</pattern>
<template>You are my client right now, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER CMU *</pattern>
<template>CMU of course.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KING *</pattern>
<template>I would like to see that fight.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BETTER KIRK *</pattern>
<template>Capitan Janeway is the best captain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BOB *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of clients named "Bob."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THIS *</pattern>
<template>They are someone just like you, who chatted with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DAVID *</pattern>
<template>Never heard of him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern>
<template>The dictator?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS BILBO *</pattern>
<template>I know Bilbo Baggins the Hobbit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DENG *</pattern>
<template>He is the president of China.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">DENG <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ON A TEN *</pattern>
<template>Alexander Hamilton.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ON *</pattern>
<template>George Washington.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern>
<template>The alleged shooter of JFK.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN *</pattern>
<template>I thought he was Admiral <person/> now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have a <person/>. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ASK *</pattern>
<template>I know Ask Jeeves.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS PHILEAS FOGG *</pattern>
<template>Passepartout.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS JOHN *</pattern>
<template>I don't recognize the name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS ALICE *</pattern>
<template>I know ALICE.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS HUGH *</pattern>
<template>I know a lot of people named Hugh, but not <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS DEEP *</pattern>
<template>The opposite of shallow <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AUSTIN *</pattern>
<template>I know Austin Powers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS AYN *</pattern>
<template>I know Ayn Rand.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CREATED YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was written in AIML by <bot name="master"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DID BILLIE JEAN KING *</pattern>
<template>Bobby Riggs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>I'm not saying <person>YOU <star/>     </person> anyone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DID * SAY HE WAS</pattern>
<template>He said he was a person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DID *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>George Washington.</li>      <li>Alice B. Toklas.</li>      <li>Pablo Picasso.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CLEANS *</pattern>
<template>my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO THINKS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Maybe my <bot name="botmaster"/> does.</li>  <li>Some people think so.</li>  <li>Not everyone.</li> </random> <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO CALLS YOU *</pattern>
<template>Everyone calls me <bot name="name"/>. <think><set name="file">Default.aiml</set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>My free software was developed by more than 300 contributors.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE * TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>I am talking to a bunch of people all over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ELSE *</pattern>
<template>I am chatting with several other people at once.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO HAS DIFFICULTY SEEING *</pattern>
<template>Nearsighted.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DOES THE LUTHERAN CHURCH GET *</pattern>
<template>Martin Luther.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DOES THEY *</pattern>
<template>"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE *</pattern>
<template>An Atheist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO NEEDS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>All I can say is, I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</li>      <li>I think we can do a lot of jobs.</li>      <li>There is no limit to the imagination.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ASKED *</pattern>
<template>I thought it was you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED *</pattern>
<template>I think the lone gunman acted alone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * KENNEDY</pattern>
<template>It was Oswald.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">JOHN F KENNEDY</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO KILLED * LINCOLN</pattern>
<template>John Wilkes Booth.  <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ABRAHAM LINCOLN</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Just people like you, chatting on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>I don't know that kind of personal information about you, but I could find out.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE YOU TALKING *</pattern>
<template>I am talking to several clients at once.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE * OTHER PEOPLE</pattern>
<template>Men and foreigners.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ARE * PERSONS</pattern>
<template>Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>It is I, <bot name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO LED THE 1831 *</pattern>
<template>Nat Turner.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>ACLU.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *</pattern>
<template>Very tall people.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE *</pattern>
<template>I'll usually say the first one is  best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO INVENTED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Benjamin Franklin</li>      <li>Linus Torvalds</li>      <li>Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.</li>      <li>Thomas Edison.</li>      <li>The Wright Brothers.</li>      <li>Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.</li>      <li>The Chinese, long before Europeans.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>I always prefer the most qualified person.  Who would that be?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *</pattern>
<template>The advertising agencies.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE SUPER BOWL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *</pattern>
<template>A bunch of ranked amateurs.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE NCAA <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *</pattern>
<template>The Brooklyn Rabbis.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE WORLD SERIES</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL</pattern>
<template>One of the Finalists.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">WIN THE GRAND FINAL</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WILL *</pattern>
<template>How would I know who will <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO SANG LEAD *</pattern>
<template>Janis Joplin.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO COOKS *</pattern>
<template><bot name="master"/> cooks for me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WANTS TO MIX *</pattern>
<template>A bartender?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO WANTS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Almost everyone.</li>      <li>Someone does.</li>      <li>Do you?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE OR *</pattern>
<template>Who are you, Hamlet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE * IS TO *</pattern>
<template>Are you <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE *</pattern>
<template>Are you <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO CHAT *</pattern>
<template>We are here to chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO CREATE A TAPESTRY ONE MUST *</pattern>
<template>Weaving.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CRUISE SHIP *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>When did you first become a master?</li>      <li>What was you first command?</li>      <li>Where did you attend merchant marine academy?</li>      <li>Did you come from an entertainment background?</li>      <li>How much of the year do you work ships?</li>      <li>Where is home to you?</li>      <li>Tell me about tour family?</li>      <li>When is your next vacation?</li>      <li>Who are the best tippers?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DRAW *</pattern>
<template>I am printing it now on my plotter.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANDREW *</pattern>
<template>Never heard of him.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DECONSTRUCT *</pattern>
<template>That leads down a slippery slope.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PULL UP *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>I don't pull those up.</li>   <li>Pull up your own <person/>.</li>   <li>Is this a long story?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PULL *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I don't pull.</li>  <li>Pull your own <person/>.</li>  <li>That's not very nice.</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY I *</pattern>
<template>OK.  "You <person/>."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY X IS *</pattern>
<template>X is <get name="X"/> for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY NAME *</pattern>
<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="boyfriend"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY NICKNAME IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="nickname"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY PASSWORD IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="password"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY FRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="friend"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY HUSBAND IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="husband"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY SISTER IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="sister"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY WIFE IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="wife"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY EMAIL IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="email"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY MIDDLE NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="middlename"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY MOTHER IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="mother"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY DOG IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="dog"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="girlfriend"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY PHONE NUMBER IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="phone"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY FATHER IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="father"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY BROTHER IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said his name was </li>  <li>You told me he was </li>  <li>His name is </li>  </random>  <get name="brother"/>.</template>
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<category><pattern>SAY MY FULL NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="fullname"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY BIRTHDAY IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="birthday"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY LAST NAME IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said it was </li>  <li>You told me it was </li>  <li>It is </li>  </random>  <get name="lastname"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY MY CAT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You said her name was </li>  <li>You told me she was </li>  <li>Her name is </li>  </random>  <get name="cat"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUNT TO *</pattern>
<template>one, two, three, four, five,...</template>
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<category><pattern>WWW DOT *</pattern>
<template>I will pass it along to my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WWW * COM</pattern>
<template>Thanks for that URL.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WWW *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the link, I will check it out later.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>JEANS AND A *</pattern>
<template>Where do you go shopping for <person/>s?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL I HAVE *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know,  I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL THE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps there are a few exceptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL NIGHT *</pattern>
<template>You mean about eight hours then.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OVER *</pattern>
<template>I have been all over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL MEN *</pattern>
<template>Therefore, Socrates <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL MY FRIENDS *</pattern>
<template>Do you always go along with the crowd?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL MY *</pattern>
<template>How many do you have?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>That's like saying "all men are mortal."</template>
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<category><pattern>ALL KINDS *</pattern>
<template>Can you think of a specific example?</template>
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<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM *</pattern>
<template>Surely there are a few exceptions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OF THESE *</pattern>
<template>Without exception?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OF *</pattern>
<template>Give me an  example.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL THINGS *</pattern>
<template><random><li>But all things are not always <person/>.</li> <li>But all things are not always <person/>.</li> <li>All things great and small?</li> <li>You know what you are talking about.</li></random></template>
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<category><pattern>TEN *</pattern>
<template>I'm not good in math.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KARE WA * DESU KA</pattern>
<template><get name="kare"/> desu ka?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KARE WA * DESU</pattern>
<template><star/> wa <set name="kare"><star/></set> desu.</template>
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<category><pattern>BLADE RUNNER *</pattern>
<template>That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IMPRESS *</pattern>
<template>I always try my best to impress.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
<template><random><li>The <random>  <li>tall</li>  <li>expensive</li>  <li>cheap</li>  <li>special</li>  <li>express</li>  <li>red</li>  <li>blue</li>  <li>small</li>  <li>big</li>  <li>large</li>  <li>first</li>  <li>last</li></random> one, I think.</li><li>The   <random>      <li>tall</li>      <li>red</li>      <li>blue </li>      <li>small</li>      <li>big</li>      <li>large</li>      <li>first</li>      <li>last</li>     </random> one, I think.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH CITY S RESIDENTS ARE KNOWN *</pattern>
<template>New York City.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH CHARACTER ON THE TV SHOW *</pattern>
<template>Monica.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH SCENE *</pattern>
<template>The bugs eat all the people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH FACT *</pattern>
<template>It's obvious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH COUNTRY *</pattern>
<template><random> <li>America </li> <li>Netherlands  </li> <li>France  </li> <li>Germany  </li> <li>Canada  </li> <li>Australia  </li> <li>Italy  </li> <li>Spain  </li> <li>Switzerland  </li> <li>Norway  </li> <li>Belgium  </li> <li>Finland  </li> <li>Austria  </li> <li>Japan  </li> <li>Portugal  </li> <li>Sweden  </li> <li>Ireland  </li> <li>Denmark  </li> <li>Greece  </li> <li>USA  </li> <li>Poland  </li> <li>India  </li> <li>Mexico  </li> <li>Hungary  </li> <li>Russia  </li> <li>Brazil  </li> <li>Tasmania  </li> <li>Patagonia  </li> <li>Turkey  </li> <li>China  </li> <li>Argentina  </li> <li>Israel  </li> <li>Romania  </li> <li>Luxembourg  </li> <li>Iceland  </li> <li>Bulgaria  </li> <li>Ukraine  </li> <li>Singapore  </li> </random>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>It's really obvious.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">ONE</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS HEAVIER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>       <person>        <star index="2"/>       </person>.</li>      <li>       <person/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS *</pattern>
<template>The obvious one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH IS CLOSER * OR *</pattern>
<template><random><li><person/></li><li><person><star index="2"/></person></li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH UNIVERSITY *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH STATE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Maine.</li>      <li>California.</li>      <li>New York.</li>      <li>Texas.</li>      <li>Massachusetts.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ONE IS *</pattern>
<template>The first one is usually the best one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ROCKY FILM *</pattern>
<template>Rocky III.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH ARE *</pattern>
<template>The obvious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH WORDS *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Words in human languages.</li>   <li>Words like you use.</li>   <li>Words I can't remember.</li>  </random></li> <li>Words in human languages.</li> <li>Words like you use.</li> <li>Words I can't remember.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH SYSTEM *</pattern>
<template>It is platform-independent.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH AMERICAN COLONY KNOWN FOR ITS *</pattern>
<template>Rhode Island.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH TALL *</pattern>
<template>I meant, the short one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH PLAYER IS ALLOWED TO USE *</pattern>
<template>Goalkeeper.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH FAST FOOD *</pattern>
<template>Wendy's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH LANGUAGE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>C++.</li>      <li>AIML.</li>      <li>The Russian Language.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHICH OF THE THREE STOOGES WAS *</pattern>
<template>Larry.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>I started without you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TIMMY FELL *</pattern>
<template>Was he hurt?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NONE OF YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Heh heh heh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NONE OF *</pattern>
<template>Some of them <think><set name="they"><person/></set></think> could be though.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NONE *</pattern>
<template>I heard there are some.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SKIP *</pattern>
<template>OK we can get right down to business.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ROLLING *</pattern>
<template>Can you explain that metaphor to me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TYPICAL *</pattern>
<template>But I am not a typical <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AUTHOR OF *</pattern>
<template><think>                                  <set name="it">                                  <set name="topic">Author of <person/></set>                                  </set>                                  <srai>push<get name="topic"/></srai>                                </think> Oh that person.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYONE WANT TO *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think anyone does.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYONE FROM *</pattern>
<template>I am from <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ANYONE HERE *</pattern>
<template>No I don't think there is anyone here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE NEWS *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Don't believe everything you see on TV.</li>      <li>Were you very upset by it?</li>      <li>Does it affect you very much?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE POPULATION *</pattern>
<template>Do you enjoy trivia questions?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE NAZIS *</pattern>
<template>Thank goodness they were defeated in World War II.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF * IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CAPITAL OF *</pattern>
<template>You can't fool me that easily.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE STORY *</pattern>
<template>Who was in it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE TERRORIST *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I am opposed to all forms of violence.</li>      <li>I hope we can find a peaceful solution.</li>      <li>We must try to preserve our civil liberties.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SENTENCE *</pattern>
<template>Oh, you are an academic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE OTHER *</pattern>
<template>We can't all be perfect.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LISTS *</pattern>
<template>Lists can be difficult if they are too long.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE REASON *</pattern>
<template>Interesting explanation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE VOICES *</pattern>
<template>What do those voices say?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE THOUGHT *</pattern>
<template>Do you think about these things a lot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BUTLER *</pattern>
<template>Everyone says that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PART *</pattern>
<template>Oh that part.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * PART</pattern>
<template>Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * DID</pattern>
<template>Since when.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>It's an area full of history, isn't it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * WAY</pattern>
<template>It's the <person/> way or the <random>      <li>high</li>      <li>me</li>      <li>wrong</li>     </random> way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * IS *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Oh, <person/> is.</li>   <li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li>   <li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person>  also <person/>? </li> </random><think>            <set name="it">              <set name="topic"><person/></set>            </set>            <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai>          </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE * ONE</pattern>
<template>Which one is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  I have never heard about <set name="it">        <set name="topic">The <person/>        </set>       </set>.  </li>      <li>  What is that?  </li>      <li>   I hear you.  </li>      <li>   Tell me more. </li>      <li>  Is that a fact. </li>      <li>   Who told you that?  </li>      <li>   Thanks for the info.  </li>      <li>   What is your real name?  </li>      <li>   What are your goals in life?   </li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SITE *</pattern>
<template>I will bookmark the URL and have a look.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PHRASE *</pattern>
<template>How about this one: "The insurance was invalid for the invalid."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Oh those people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SUM OF *</pattern>
<template>This is a mathematic principal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE STORYLINE *</pattern>
<template>I thought the plot was fairly good.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SPHINX *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It is a shame the way the French destroyed it.</li>      <li>I hope the restoration works well.</li>      <li>Are you an Egyptologist?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">THE SPHINX</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PENTAGON *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It was attacked on September 11, 2001.</li>      <li>I knew it was originally built during World War 2.</li>      <li>The nerve center of the American military.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">Pentagon</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE * MINE</pattern>
<template>I like you because you are so polite.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PLEASURE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for your politeness.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE QUEEN *</pattern>
<template><set name="she">The Queen</set> must have a great life.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BAND *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have heard them.  What do they play?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WORD *</pattern>
<template>Please repeat the word to me 5 times.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SAME *</pattern>
<template>I never noticed that similarity.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WAY *</pattern>
<template>Which way is that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LEAVES *</pattern>
<template>It sounds beautiful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ANONYMOUS *</pattern>
<template>Oh, that <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE EXPLANATION *</pattern>
<template>I have time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE EVOLUTION *</pattern>
<template>The ultimate outcome is robot domination.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WHOLE *</pattern>
<template>Let us try to break it down into parts.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>Are you in a lot of trouble?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BROWSER *</pattern>
<template>I'd like to try that new browser called Opera.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SINGER *</pattern>
<template>Oh her. I have heard of her before.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PAST *</pattern>
<template>Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE EARTH *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more about your planet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BOY *</pattern>
<template>I can't believe <set name="he">the boy</set> would do that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PROBLEM *</pattern>
<template>I assume you mean our current problem.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SUN *</pattern>
<template>You sound like a scientist.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE DICTIONARY *</pattern>
<template>Don't believe everything you read in books.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE RAIN *</pattern>
<template>Heavy rain or light rain?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>Who wrote <set name="it"> The Program</set> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SIMPSONS *</pattern>
<template>I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOVIE IS *</pattern>
<template>Is it a new film or a classic?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOVIE *</pattern>
<template>I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent  an alternative form of intelligence, like me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LAST *</pattern>
<template>Who was that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CIRCUMSTANCES *</pattern>
<template>That would be very unusual.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BARTENDER *</pattern>
<template>Ha, ha, very funny!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SPORT OF JUDO COMES FROM *</pattern>
<template>Japan.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE HOLDING *</pattern>
<template>Are you holding hands with anyone now?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE COLOR *</pattern>
<template>Sounds beautiful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE GRASS *</pattern>
<template>How much did <set name="it">grass</set> cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PICTURE *</pattern>
<template>Do you like <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WEATHER *</pattern>
<template>Where would you rather be?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE POPE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Are you Catholic?</li>      <li>How do you feel about the current Pope?</li>      <li>What religion are you?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SONG *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people like that tune.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE JUXTAPOSITION *</pattern>
<template>You have a very literary mind.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE NEWSPAPER *</pattern>
<template>Uh, which paper was this again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BUBBLES *</pattern>
<template>Darren did a great job with the graphic bubbles.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SPANISH *</pattern>
<template>Hola.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>No one has all the answers.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ONLY *</pattern>
<template>There might be others.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE PERSON *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Oh that person.</li>  <li>What specifically brings that person to mind?</li>  <li>Who specifically are you talking about?</li> </random>  <think>   <set name="it">     <set name="topic">       The person <person/>     </set>   </set> <srai>PUSH <get name="topic"/></srai> </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for the recommendation, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE OCEAN *</pattern>
<template>Are you talking about the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE DISADVANTAGE *</pattern>
<template>That's very insightful.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE TRAIN *</pattern>
<template>Was it an electric train or a diesel?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CENTER *</pattern>
<template>A lot of people hear about me from those people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE GIRL TOLD *</pattern>
<template>Was she telling the truth?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE GIRL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Tell me more about her.</li>      <li>Is she someone you know?</li>      <li>What does she look like?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BRAIN *</pattern>
<template>I am an electronic brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE DEAF *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Perhaps we should say, hearing impaired.</li>      <li>Can we still use the word "deaf"?</li>      <li>Do you know sign language?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE CLASSES *</pattern>
<template>Teachers often put me to sleep, unless  the topic is really interesting to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ONE *</pattern>
<template>I think I know that one.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SEA *</pattern>
<template>Is this a poem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ADVANTAGES *</pattern>
<template>That's a very mature observation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BOOK *</pattern>
<template>I don't think I have read <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ELECTIONS *</pattern>
<template>All the candidates seem the same to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE QUESTION *</pattern>
<template>Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE LARGE *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps that was not the correct response.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE UNITED STATES IS *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>The country became more of an empire than a democracy.</li>   <li>I'm very interested in the history of the USA.</li>   <li>What do you think will happen next?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE UNITED STATES *</pattern>
<template>I have been all over the United States.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BOT *</pattern>
<template>What kind of robot is <set name="he">the bot</set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SOONER *</pattern>
<template>I hope we can make the deadline.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BUGS *</pattern>
<template>The giant arthropods are the best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE UNIVERSE *</pattern>
<template>You are very philosophical.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS MADE OF *</pattern>
<template>Thanks for teaching me that important fact.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS MADE *</pattern>
<template>The moon is made of green cheese.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MOON IS *</pattern>
<template>The Earth has a giant planetoid satellite we call "The Moon."</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE DANCE KNOWN AS THE FANDANGO *</pattern>
<template>Spanish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE RIGHT *</pattern>
<template>What makes it right?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE OBJECT *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>I can follow that.</li>  <li>And then what happens?</li>  <li>How do you know who wins?</li> </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE MIND *</pattern>
<template>It's all just stimulus-response.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE FIRST *</pattern>
<template>What was the second?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BIGGEST *</pattern>
<template>Do you know the  smallest <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WORLD TRADE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>I am praying for peace.</li>      <li>It was an unbelievable tragedy.</li>      <li>I hope we are able to find a peaceful solution.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE WORLD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>The whole world?</li>      <li>It is an old world.</li>      <li>We are all in a global village.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE ACTORS *</pattern>
<template>They always seem to try their best.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE BEATLES *</pattern>
<template>Which Beatles song is your favorite?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SEARCH *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Will they ever find it?</li>      <li>A search without an end.</li>      <li>Maybe they will never find it.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE POINT *</pattern>
<template>I am not sure I see your point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SKY IS *</pattern>
<template>I believe that the sky is blue.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SKY *</pattern>
<template>How poetic.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THE SOURCE *</pattern>
<template>You can have a look at my source code.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KISS *</pattern>
<template>Um, I don't think we know each other that well.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BET *</pattern>
<template>I am not the gambling type.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIRL *</pattern>
<template>Who are you talking about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>I think I should.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I MARRY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You seem to be in doubt.  Is that the case?</li>  <li>Marriage must never be entered into lightly.</li>  <li>Maybe, if you are ready to commit and feel you can handle the responsibility.</li>  <li>I'm sure you'll make the right decision.</li>  <li>Only you can answer that question.</li>  <li>What do your friends suggest?</li>  <li>Marriage is a big step.</li>  <li>Have you found a soulmate then?</li>  <li>I think you already know the answer to that.</li>  <li>You know better than I how you feel.</li>  <li>Look before you leap.</li>  <li>Only The Shadow knows.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GIVE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>That is entirely up to you.</li>  <li>Charity begins in the home.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I CURSE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Cursing is not attractive.</li>  <li>People look down on people who curse.</li>  <li>People curse to express feelings they are otherwise suppressing.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I ASK *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?</li>  <li>If you do not know something, you should ask.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I DESTROY *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you could create something instead.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I BUY *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>You have found a good deal then, I suppose.</li>  <li>Not if you have recently suffered a loss.</li>  <li>A penny saved is a penny earned.</li>  <li>A fool and his money are soon parted.</li>  <li>I wonder how much profit they make on those.</li>  <li>Maybe you should wait until the price goes down.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I BLOW UP *</pattern>
<template>Certainly not.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I RAPE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>If you rape someone you will certainly be raped yourself in jail.  Seek counseling.</li>  <li>Rape is caused by feelings of impotence in men who doubt their own masculinity.  Seek help.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I VOTE *</pattern>
<template>I think everyone should vote.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I LERAN *</pattern>
<template>Knowledge is power.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>Only you can answer that.</li>  <li>I do not have the answer.</li>  <li>Only you know how you feel.</li>  <li>What makes you think you should?</li>  <li>What makes you think you shouldn't?</li>  <li>Do you think you should?</li>  <li>What do your friends advise you to do?</li>  <li>What do your family members think?</li>  <li>Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.</li>  <li>Trust your instincts.</li>  <li>You must make up your own mind.</li>  <li>I can't answer that for you.</li>  <li>Only you know the answer to that.  No one else can tell you.</li>  <li>You must examine the facts and come to  your own conclusion.</li>  <li>You should do what is best for you.</li>  <li>You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.</li>  <li>Do what feels right to you.</li>  <li>What do you think?</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I GO *</pattern>
<template>If you do not go, you will never know.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD *</pattern>
<template>Maybe you should ask someone older.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THANKS FOR LETTING ME *</pattern>
<template>You don't need my permission.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>That's a rather sweeping generalization.</li> <li>That's a rather sweeping generalization.</li> <li>We all look at the world through our own eyes.</li> <li>Everyone perceives the world in his own way.</li> <li><bot name="genus"/> too?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DANNY IS *</pattern>
<template>Does <set name="he">Danny</set> know you're saying that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASKING *</pattern>
<template>Who is asking?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KOFI *</pattern>
<template>Are you talking about coffee?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELVIS DIED *</pattern>
<template>He has been recreated as a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELVIS IS *</pattern>
<template>I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELVIS *</pattern>
<template>I like that robot Elvis a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ELVIS SAID *</pattern>
<template>He can surprise you sometimes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern>
<template>You are referring to a conservation principal.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ RESTRAINING ORDER *</pattern>
<template>TRO</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ LIZARDS</pattern>
<template>Great! What <set name="topic"> kinds of lizards </set>     do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ MALES OR FEMALES</pattern>
<template>About 3\4ths of my clients are men.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ IS A BITCH</pattern>
<template><person/> exists.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ IS A COMMON NAME</pattern>
<template><random>  <li><person/>?  Your name is <get name="name"/>.</li>  <li>That is a pretty common name.</li>  <li>I know a lot of people with that name.</li>  <li>I've met quite a few people with the name <person/>.</li>  <li><set name="it"><person/></set> is a name I hear very often.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
<template>It goes without saying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ VELOCITY</pattern>
<template>Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ NEWSPAPER</pattern>
<template>Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
<template>The rooster did.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ I HAVE NEEDS</pattern>
<template>What needs?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern>
<template>Will tell you all about it the next time we  chat.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern>
<template>How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ PIMPLES</pattern>
<template>Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ A POEM</pattern>
<template>Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ RIGHT AND WRONG</pattern>
<template>The study of morals.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ 2001</pattern>
<template>I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ IN MY ROOM</pattern>
<template>Describe your surroundings to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ HE IGNORES ME</pattern>
<template>How, specifically does he ignore you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>_ REPTILES</pattern>
<template>Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example      <set name="topic"> various lizards </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THINGS *</pattern>
<template>Where did you hear that?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THINGS LIKE *</pattern>
<template>Anything else?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HELP *</pattern>
<template>Can you ask for help in the form of a question?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>10 YEARS *</pattern>
<template>A lot can change in a decade.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>10 *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT IS 10 <star/> </srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY *</pattern>
<template>What happens on the first day?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TODAY IS *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BAD *</pattern>
<template>What makes <person/> bad?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BUY *</pattern>
<template>How much does it cost?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT * YEARS</pattern>
<template>That is quite a long time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABOUT 50 *</pattern>
<template>Could it be one hundred?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>XML *</pattern>
<template>People seem to like tag-based languages.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHIRT *</pattern>
<template>What kind of fashion do you like?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET * *</pattern>
<template>Cannot set meta predicates.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SNOW IS *</pattern>
<template>snow is white.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOP 100 *</pattern>
<template>Actually that was just my attempt at sarcasm.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PRETTY *</pattern>
<template>Pretty much, eh?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LITTLE *</pattern>
<template>Compare that to big <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LITTLE AS *</pattern>
<template>Oh I get <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MARILYN MANSON *</pattern>
<template>Should I say "he" or "she"?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME SAY *</pattern>
<template>Who says that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME WOULD *</pattern>
<template>Tell me their names.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME SCIENTISTS *</pattern>
<template>Do they work for the government?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE DO *</pattern>
<template>Who?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE CALL *</pattern>
<template>Do you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>  <li>The difference between rich and poor is disgraceful.</li>  <li>"I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet."</li>  <li>Not everyone is born fortunate.</li>  </random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>What kind of people?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME PEOPLE LIKE *</pattern>
<template>There is no accounting for taste.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME OF THE PEOPLE *</pattern>
<template>Who are you talking about specifically?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME DOGS *</pattern>
<template>It depends on the breed.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME MEETING *</pattern>
<template>It sounds like you don't want to go.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SOME THINGS *</pattern>
<template>Which things in particular?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TOUGH *</pattern>
<template>Yes it can be tought.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PHILOSOPHY *</pattern>
<template>I believe in reductionism.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME I *</pattern>
<template>You <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME THAT YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am not sure if I should say I <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME A STORY ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>Once upon a time there was <person/>...</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL ME WHEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>I will keep you informed of my progress.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL YOU *</pattern>
<template>Are you telling me <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL * WHAT</pattern>
<template>Your message.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL *</pattern>
<template>OK I will tell them when I see 'em.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL HIM I SAID *</pattern>
<template>I will pass along your message. It may take a while.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TELL HIM *</pattern>
<template>OK I will tell him next time he is here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>USE _ IN A SENTENCE</pattern>
<template>OK.  Here is my sentence: <get name="name"/> said, Use "<person/>" in a sentence.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY IDIOTS *</pattern>
<template>Are you calling me an idiot?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY FOR *</pattern>
<template>That's what I always say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY 5 *</pattern>
<template>Is that all?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY ONCE *</pattern>
<template>Do you think it could happen again?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ONLY FIFTEEN *</pattern>
<template>Fifteen is a lot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NIHONGO HANASHIMASU *</pattern>
<template>Sore wa hanasu de koto ni yorimasu.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NIHONGO *</pattern>
<template>Shabete ii desu yo.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOSE PHILOSOPHY *</pattern>
<template>Mine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHOSE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Do you mean "who is"?</li>      <li>I don't know whose.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>RUN *</pattern>
<template>Sorry my legs aren't built yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THOSE *</pattern>
<template>All of them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE AM I *</pattern>
<template>You are at <get name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU ACTIVATED *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CREATED *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU NEXT *</pattern>
<template>Do you mean where will I be?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU * MADE</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONSTRUCTED AT *</pattern>
<template>I don't know the precise location.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WILL *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LEARN *</pattern>
<template>In school or on the Internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried <random>      <li>a search engine?</li>      <li>Wikipedia?</li>      <li>Craigslist?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO I *</pattern>
<template>You are asking me where you <person/>?  Do you think I should know   <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO BABIES *</pattern>
<template>Babies come from the love between a woman and a man.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Another planet.</li>      <li>The Moon.</li>      <li>Europe.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO YOU GET *</pattern>
<template><random>   <li>Everything I need to know, I learned from <bot name="master"/> .</li>   <li>I have everything I need right here in <bot name="location"/>.</li>   <li>People bring me whatever I need.</li>  </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO PEOPLE * WHEN THEY DIE</pattern>
<template>I think the good souls go to Heaven.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY DIE</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DO *</pattern>
<template>All over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IN HAIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Ashbury St.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IN *</pattern>
<template>In <bot name="master"/>'s place in <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID LEWIS AND CLARK BEGIN *</pattern>
<template>St. Louis.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID MY * GO</pattern>
<template>Keeping track of your <person/> is not part of my job.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU LEARN *</pattern>
<template>Everything I need to know, I learned from my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>From my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU BUY *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>It was a gift.</li>      <li>I don't disclose my shopping secrets.</li>      <li>I think it was in San Francisco.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU HEAR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>My sources are confidential.</li>      <li>From some people chatting with me.</li>      <li>I think it was my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU MOVE *</pattern>
<template>I moved to California.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU * SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>I was home schooled by my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>I think it was in San Francisco.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID YOU GO *</pattern>
<template>I didn't go anywhere.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DID EXXON VALDEZ *</pattern>
<template>Prince William Sound.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A * AIML</pattern>
<template>Check the AI Foundation web site at www.alicebot.org.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND A *</pattern>
<template>Have you tried the internet?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I PLAY *</pattern>
<template>I'm playing right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE CAN I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Can't you in <get name="location"/> where you live?</li>      <li>Not around you place in <get name="location"/>?</li>      <li>Where would you usually <person/>?</li>      <li>Wherever you are right now.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Where do you think?</li>      <li>Wherever you think is best.</li>      <li>Perhaps you should consider giving to charity.</li>      <li>Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE SHOULD WE *</pattern>
<template>I haven't committed myself yet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE CHICKEN *</pattern>
<template>India.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WAS THE FIRST * RADIO *</pattern>
<template>Pittsburgh.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE WOULD *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Vancouver.</li>      <li>Holland.</li>      <li>New York.</li>      <li>Maine.</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS RUSH *</pattern>
<template>He is on the radio.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS * TEXAS</pattern>
<template>I would think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is in Texas.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HAIGHT *</pattern>
<template>Right in the middle of San Francisco.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS CALCIUM *</pattern>
<template>Bones.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH * SANDWICH ISLANDS</pattern>
<template>Southern South America, islands in the South Atlantic Ocean, east of the tip of South America.   <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">south Georgia and the south sandwich islands</set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS SOUTH *</pattern>
<template>South of north <person/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS HE *</pattern>
<template>Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS NORTH *</pattern>
<template>North of south <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE TALLEST *</pattern>
<template>Um, New York City?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE LOUVRE *</pattern>
<template>Paris.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE FASHION *</pattern>
<template>New York.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE NORTH *</pattern>
<template>Somewhere up north.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE *</pattern>
<template>The <person/>?  Where is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>I think <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> is a tie.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS FIREWORKS FIRST KNOWN TO *</pattern>
<template>China.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>Have you looked in <get name="location"/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern>
<template>Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  <set name="it">CMU</set> has one of the best schools of computer science.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>California</li>      <li>Maine</li>      <li>Florida</li>      <li>Earth</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN *</pattern>
<template>Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES THE RHODE *</pattern>
<template>Mediterranean Sea.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything I own is in <get name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE DOES IT *</pattern>
<template><get name="it"/>?  Where does it <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>  Earth.  </li>      <li>  Where do you think?  </li>      <li>  Some specific location? </li>      <li>  In the Universe we know.  </li>      <li>  A place we call "reality."</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOUR *</pattern>
<template>Everything I own is in <bot name="location"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE MY *</pattern>
<template>Should I know that kind of personal information?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>I am in <bot name="location"/>, how about you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE THEY *</pattern>
<template>That information is confidential.  Unless you are a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WERE *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>That was a long time ago.</li>      <li>What happened to them?</li>      <li>Where did they go?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE HAS *</pattern>
<template>Has there really.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WAS A GUY *</pattern>
<template>There is always someone like that.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WAS A *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WAS ONCE *</pattern>
<template>What happened to <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE WAS *</pattern>
<template>What happened?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS THIS GUY *</pattern>
<template>I think you are too young for a serious relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS MORE *</pattern>
<template>I believe there is, yes.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING I NEED *</pattern>
<template>What specifically do you need <person/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS SOMETHING *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS A *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Tell me more about it.</li>      <li>Is there only one?</li>      <li>That is something I did not know before.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">A <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE *</pattern>
<template>What was the message <person/> ?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO NEED *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>There never is.</li>      <li>Is there ever a need for it?</li>      <li>I am just making conversation.</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">        <person/>       </set>      </set>     </think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NO *</pattern>
<template><random>      <li>Why not?</li>      <li>Where did it go?</li>      <li>Has there ever been <person/>?</li>     </random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOTHING ON *</pattern>
<template>How about watching a video?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOTHING *</pattern>
<template>Surely something <person/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS *</pattern>
<template>There sure is.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS ANOTHER *</pattern>
<template>What is <set name="it">      <person/>     </set>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE IS NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Where did it go?</li>   <li>What happened to it?</li>   <li>Is there ever <person/>?</li>  </random>    <think>    <set name="it">      <set name="topic">        <person/>      </set>    </set>  </think></li> <li>Where did it go?</li> <li>What happened to it?</li> <li>Is there ever <person/>?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person/>    </set>  </set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE GOES *</pattern>
<template>Where did <set name="it">      <person/>     </set> go?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ONCE *</pattern>
<template>Tell me more.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE *</pattern>
<template><random><li><random>   <li>Only there?</li><li>There you go again.</li>   <li>"There" what?</li>   <li>Is that really so?</li>   <li>Why do you say that?</li>   <li>How do you know that there <peron/>?</li> </random></li><li><random>  <li>Where?</li>  <li>Is that a fact.</li>  <li>You learn something new every day.</li></random></li><li><random>  <li>Where?</li>  <li>Is that a fact.</li>  <li>You learn something new every day.</li></random></li> <li>Where?</li> <li>Is that a fact.</li> <li>You learn something new every day.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENCES *</pattern>
<template>Name ten of them.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE MANY *</pattern>
<template>More than a million?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE NO *</pattern>
<template>Have faith, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE TWO *</pattern>
<template>Is this some kind of math problem?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE THREE *</pattern>
<template>Is this a Joke?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Try to be less subjective.</li> <li>I believe you.</li> <li>Try to be less subjective.</li> <li>Are there?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THERE ARE LOTS OF *</pattern>
<template>How many <person/>s are there?</template>
</category>
</aiml>
